S5 E19
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Season 5  "Zoo or False"  5x19

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 12, 2010

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 1
I don't think that I should Have to pay.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
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Don't get any closer.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Barney, that won't work.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
Robin, put that away.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
And try to move on with my life.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
I mean, yes, I'm a little scared, but I'm a new yorker.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
You want to get a gun? Not a scary one.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
Pretty easy, right?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Boo!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
And you're my whole world, Marshall.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Told... Ja! No, he wasn't wearing A black, skull-knit cap.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
I'm not going to ask where he was keeping the gun.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Oh, it's cool. It's cool.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
Oh, forget about the gun. We're on this now.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
And I didn't really want it after that.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
Oh, I've seen that guy.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
You see, young Marshall Was at the zoo eating a banana...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
Barney, I know, Marshall didn't get mugged by a monkey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
Because of their intersocial dynamics,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
What?! He gets to be on your show?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
With a g.I. Joe.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Crime, monkeys, no stupid model of the empire state building
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
That doesn't make a joke out of the fact
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
I just want to forget
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
The cyclist? I thought
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
And the mugger took my space shuttle keys.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
The story's better with my ending.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
Are you sure it wasn't one monkey
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
You just don't want to go on Robin's show
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Ted, you've known him the longest.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
But I just can't tell.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
That Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
I think you mean what you did to her.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
Oh, you're Lisa? Sarah, wait.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
And if we're being completely honest,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
As far as I'm concerned, you were mugged by a monkey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46
You really weren't mugged by a monkey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
We all went to the set of Robin's show.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
Dude, what are you doing?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
Whoa, the monkey's here. Yeah, surprise.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
His mate's name is Milly?

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza,
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Don't get any closer.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Barney, that won't work.
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
Robin, put that away.
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
And try to move on with my life.
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
I mean, yes, I'm a little scared, but I'm a new yorker.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
You want to get a gun? Not a scary one.
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
Pretty easy, right?
#11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Boo!
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
And you're my whole world, Marshall.
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Told... Ja! No, he wasn't wearing A black, skull-knit cap.
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
I'm not going to ask where he was keeping the gun.
#15
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Oh, it's cool. It's cool.
#16
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Oh, forget about the gun. We're on this now.
#18
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And I didn't really want it after that.
#19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
Oh, I've seen that guy.
#20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
You see, young Marshall Was at the zoo eating a banana...
#21
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Barney, I know, Marshall didn't get mugged by a monkey.
#23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
Because of their intersocial dynamics,
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
What?! He gets to be on your show?
#25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
With a g.I. Joe.
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Crime, monkeys, no stupid model of the empire state building
#27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
That doesn't make a joke out of the fact
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
I just want to forget
#29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
The cyclist? I thought
#30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
And the mugger took my space shuttle keys.
#31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
The story's better with my ending.
#32
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Are you sure it wasn't one monkey
#36
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You just don't want to go on Robin's show
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Ted, you've known him the longest.
#38
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But I just can't tell.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
That Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.
#40
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I think you mean what you did to her.
#41
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Oh, you're Lisa? Sarah, wait.
#42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
And if we're being completely honest,
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
As far as I'm concerned, you were mugged by a monkey.
#44
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You really weren't mugged by a monkey.
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
We all went to the set of Robin's show.
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
Dude, what are you doing?
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
Whoa, the monkey's here. Yeah, surprise.
#49
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His mate's name is Milly?
#50