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Season 5  "The Wedding Bride"  5x23

Aired 14 years ago - May 17, 2010

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 1
Why do guys hang out with me?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 2
He's the one who got me working in porn.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 4
as though there was no baggage to worry about...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 5
Hey, what took you guys so long?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 6
we had just helped some guys rob.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 7
Yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 8
He actually lent the burglars gas money.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 9
but the reality is scary.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 10
Not that I care. I mean, that's a chick flick.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 11
I'm the most powerful
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 12
Because when I saw Spaceballs for the first time,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 13
Yeah, and the good guy is a guy named Ted Mosby.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 14
in New Jersey and come live with me in an apartment above a bar.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 15
Whoa!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 16
Whoa. I'm really falling back in my chair.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 17
I'm sorry, Tony.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 18
Jed Mosely may not be as handsome as you are,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 19
This is a terrible movie!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 20
Look, if it'll shut you up, I guess we can get married.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 21
When I squeezed an entire romantic evening
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 22
Alls I got time for is a two-minute date,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 23
But the worst, the worst was the ending.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 24
Continue.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 25
some jerk who doesn't appreciate
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 26
Stella, I promised to make you my wife.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 27
Stella, if you still truly love me...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 28
Daddy!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 29
(audience applauds)
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 30
Hey, how come you said, "Oh, no"
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 31
It-it's gonna come out eventually.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 32
see that film because I support you and I love you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 33
Billy, no!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 34
Oh! Loved it! Loved it, loved it, loved it!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 35
I mean, even that guy's name: Jed Mosely....
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 36
Totally, totally. Well, technically,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 37
RACHEL: What a loser! Totally.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 38
It was hysterical!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 39
It sucks...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 40
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You dragged me into it. I didn't wanna go. I wanted to see Avatar.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 42
Sorry, Ted. You're screwed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 43
I look at them and I say, I say, "Howdy, stranger.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 44
I am still that guy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 45
And I know exactly where she is.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 46
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The Wedding Bride.
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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 2
He's the one who got me working in porn.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 4
as though there was no baggage to worry about...
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 5
Hey, what took you guys so long?
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 6
we had just helped some guys rob.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 7
Yeah.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 8
He actually lent the burglars gas money.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 9
but the reality is scary.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 10
Not that I care. I mean, that's a chick flick.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 11
I'm the most powerful
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 12
Because when I saw Spaceballs for the first time,
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 13
Yeah, and the good guy is a guy named Ted Mosby.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 14
in New Jersey and come live with me in an apartment above a bar.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 15
Whoa!
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 16
Whoa. I'm really falling back in my chair.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 17
I'm sorry, Tony.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 18
Jed Mosely may not be as handsome as you are,
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 19
This is a terrible movie!
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 20
Look, if it'll shut you up, I guess we can get married.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 21
When I squeezed an entire romantic evening
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 22
Alls I got time for is a two-minute date,
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 23
But the worst, the worst was the ending.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 24
Continue.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 25
some jerk who doesn't appreciate
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 26
Stella, I promised to make you my wife.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 27
Stella, if you still truly love me...
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 28
Daddy!
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 29
(audience applauds)
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 30
Hey, how come you said, "Oh, no"
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 31
It-it's gonna come out eventually.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 32
see that film because I support you and I love you.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 33
Billy, no!
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 34
Oh! Loved it! Loved it, loved it, loved it!
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 35
I mean, even that guy's name: Jed Mosely....
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 36
Totally, totally. Well, technically,
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 37
RACHEL: What a loser! Totally.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 38
It was hysterical!
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 39
It sucks...
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You dragged me into it. I didn't wanna go. I wanted to see Avatar.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 42
Sorry, Ted. You're screwed.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 43
I look at them and I say, I say, "Howdy, stranger.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 44
I am still that guy.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 45
And I know exactly where she is.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 47 #47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 48 #48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23 (S05E23) - 49
The Wedding Bride.
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