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Season 5  "Double Date"  5x2

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 28, 2009

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
Get 50% off
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
it seems so much like cheating on Lily, that I feel guilty
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
that's apparently medical illegitimate.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
It's time, baby.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
And plow her like a cornfield.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
It's all I know, okay?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
Stop looking at her.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Wait, you...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Whoa.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Main Lobster.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Okay, well, what about me?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
Huh. I had no idea.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
I think we went to MacLaren's. Okay.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Check.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
But all you can do is look, unless you go
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
Well, I kept telling you I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
After a day of fighting fires,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
See? Why didn't you lead off with that?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
I'm not cool with it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
No, we're not.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
You're... you're just my life, baby.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
I spare no expense for your care!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
so don't be surprised if they suddenly "can't think"of
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Actually you know what it was?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
Yeah, that would've been good.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
"Present you" isn't so bad, either.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
And at 12:00, a rotund couple
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
So, um...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
I remember now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Promise.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
Jen, I sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
And somehow, right now, you're both.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
It's gotten to the pot where
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
And stripper you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
Thank you, kindly stranger.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
Ye. Oh, crawl for it, stripper me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
He's 24.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
No, it wasn't.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
it seems so much like cheating on Lily, that I feel guilty
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
that's apparently medical illegitimate.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
It's time, baby.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
And plow her like a cornfield.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
It's all I know, okay?
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10 #10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
Stop looking at her.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Wait, you...
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Whoa.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Main Lobster.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Okay, well, what about me?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18 #18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
Huh. I had no idea.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
I think we went to MacLaren's. Okay.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Check.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22 #22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
But all you can do is look, unless you go
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
Well, I kept telling you I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
After a day of fighting fires,
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
See? Why didn't you lead off with that?
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
I'm not cool with it.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
No, we're not.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
You're... you're just my life, baby.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
I spare no expense for your care!
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
so don't be surprised if they suddenly "can't think"of
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Actually you know what it was?
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
Yeah, that would've been good.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
"Present you" isn't so bad, either.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
And at 12:00, a rotund couple
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
So, um...
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
I remember now.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Promise.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
Jen, I sorry.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
And somehow, right now, you're both.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
It's gotten to the pot where
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
And stripper you.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
Thank you, kindly stranger.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
Ye. Oh, crawl for it, stripper me.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
He's 24.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
No, it wasn't.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49 #49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50 #50