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Season 5  "Hooked"  5x16

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 01, 2010

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
but money never changed hands.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
That sounds great.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
In song.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
Lisa's footsteps.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
I just can't be with you right now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
"I can't be with you." Boom!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
"Lunch Lady Scooter."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
Really? If it were me, I'd be riding that scooter
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
You have to make it clear that he doesn't,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
There is no way you and I can ever be together.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
"Right now"?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
because Tiffany said she'll "try to stop by"?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Ted, let me be clear: this girl is a poison
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
Hang on to this girl, Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Ted...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
there has always been one cutting-edge profession
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Homo erectus indeed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
And so, hot women put on high heels
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
looking sexy enough to render the very erection pills
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
No, sir.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
Aww!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
I can ever be with you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
I just want to cuddle him all day long.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Dude, I have already hooked up with three of them.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
Ah, uh-uh, listen to how we spent last night.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
And let me guess: it didn't go any further than that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
and we've all kept someone on the hook.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
we cuddled.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
it's a nice little ego boost.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
Well, if you're talking about doing my laundry,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
Oh, a-and Henrietta is in, in no way
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
No, I'm good.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
Want to be my date?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
What a jerk.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
He's the best man at the wedding.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
And he's in a band. (squeals)
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
Finish him!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
NARRATOR: And that's when it hit me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
You know what?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
Marshall, I can do this by myself.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
so hot, you should call a doctor
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
I represent statins and other cholesterol-lowering drugs.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
It starts out with a Gladys.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
So that night, I went straight to Henrietta's-

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
That sounds great.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
In song.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
Lisa's footsteps.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
I just can't be with you right now.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
"I can't be with you." Boom!
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
"Lunch Lady Scooter."
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
Really? If it were me, I'd be riding that scooter
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
You have to make it clear that he doesn't,
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
There is no way you and I can ever be together.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
"Right now"?
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
because Tiffany said she'll "try to stop by"?
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Ted, let me be clear: this girl is a poison
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
Hang on to this girl, Ted.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Ted...
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
there has always been one cutting-edge profession
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Homo erectus indeed.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
And so, hot women put on high heels
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
looking sexy enough to render the very erection pills
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
No, sir.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
Aww!
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
I can ever be with you.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
I just want to cuddle him all day long.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Dude, I have already hooked up with three of them.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
Ah, uh-uh, listen to how we spent last night.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
And let me guess: it didn't go any further than that.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
and we've all kept someone on the hook.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
we cuddled.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
it's a nice little ego boost.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
Well, if you're talking about doing my laundry,
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
Oh, a-and Henrietta is in, in no way
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
No, I'm good.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
Want to be my date?
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
What a jerk.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
He's the best man at the wedding.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
And he's in a band. (squeals)
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
Finish him!
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
NARRATOR: And that's when it hit me.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
You know what?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
Marshall, I can do this by myself.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
so hot, you should call a doctor
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
I represent statins and other cholesterol-lowering drugs.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
It starts out with a Gladys.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
So that night, I went straight to Henrietta's-
#50