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Continuing
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Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 9  "Realty Bites"  9x9

Aired 23 years ago - Dec 07, 1997

When Marge gets her real estate license, she learns to put a positive spin on the flaws of the houses she’s selling. But when the Flanders buy the Murder House, she realizes she has to tell the truth.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 1
Oh, no!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 2
I don't recall being consulted when you bought that hat.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
You know, if you lived here, you'd be home by now.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5
Helping people find homes. That must be really rewarding.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
Oh, yeah. I'm a real expert.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
- Superman. - Oh!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
and, oh- [Groans]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
♪♪ [Singing]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11
- [Dings] - Time's up.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12
What about me? You didn't thank me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13
Marge, it's a real pleasure.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
- And there's Nick Callahan. - [Marge] A headset telephone?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 15
[Gasps] For me?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 16
and ideals this jacket represents.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 17
That's not true. You're thinking of air bags.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 18
Lumber. We need lumber.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 19
And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen-
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 20
You know, I've always loved the house you're in now.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 22
I suppose not. I guess we were just captivated by this delightful plaque.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
Hey, you're ruinir it for the rest of us!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 25
Customers love your no-pressure approach.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
Of course you did. But there's the truth...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 29
you're still the world's greatest wife and mother.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30
Why don't we let her clear the table in peace?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
Well, nothing's perfect. I sure hate to make you come out here and not buy a house.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
- I guess it is sorta cute. - But small. Really, really small.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
It's sure built solid. The kids could scream bloody murder, and no one would hear.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 35
- There's the truth, and the truth! - No! No!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 36
That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
- Marge Simpson sold her first house. - How about that?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
No. No. No tricks.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
- you're entitled to wear the coveted closing blazer. - [Applause]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
Wow, honey. You sold a house and got rid of the Flanders.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43
If the slightest thing goes wrong with that house, call me right away.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44
[Shuddering]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
- Right. - [Shouting]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 47
We were painting Todd's room red- pretty messy work-
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 48
[Tires Screeching]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 49
Ow!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 50
- This is Wiggum reporting a 318- waking a police officer. - [Siren Wailing]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 51
And this is the butler's pantry, where Mrs. Astor concealed herself.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 2
I don't recall being consulted when you bought that hat.
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
You know, if you lived here, you'd be home by now.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5
Helping people find homes. That must be really rewarding.
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
Oh, yeah. I'm a real expert.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
- Superman. - Oh!
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
and, oh- [Groans]
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
♪♪ [Singing]
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11
- [Dings] - Time's up.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12
What about me? You didn't thank me.
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13
Marge, it's a real pleasure.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
- And there's Nick Callahan. - [Marge] A headset telephone?
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 15
[Gasps] For me?
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 16
and ideals this jacket represents.
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 17
That's not true. You're thinking of air bags.
#17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 18
Lumber. We need lumber.
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 19
And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen-
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 20
You know, I've always loved the house you're in now.
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 22
I suppose not. I guess we were just captivated by this delightful plaque.
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 23 #23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
Hey, you're ruinir it for the rest of us!
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 25
Customers love your no-pressure approach.
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
Of course you did. But there's the truth...
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired.
#28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 29
you're still the world's greatest wife and mother.
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30
Why don't we let her clear the table in peace?
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
Well, nothing's perfect. I sure hate to make you come out here and not buy a house.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
- I guess it is sorta cute. - But small. Really, really small.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
It's sure built solid. The kids could scream bloody murder, and no one would hear.
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 35
- There's the truth, and the truth! - No! No!
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 36
That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes!
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
- Marge Simpson sold her first house. - How about that?
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
No. No. No tricks.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
- you're entitled to wear the coveted closing blazer. - [Applause]
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 41 #41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
Wow, honey. You sold a house and got rid of the Flanders.
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43
If the slightest thing goes wrong with that house, call me right away.
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44
[Shuddering]
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
- Right. - [Shouting]
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 46 #46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 47
We were painting Todd's room red- pretty messy work-
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 48
[Tires Screeching]
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 49
Ow!
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 50
- This is Wiggum reporting a 318- waking a police officer. - [Siren Wailing]
#50
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 51
And this is the butler's pantry, where Mrs. Astor concealed herself.
#51