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Season 31

Aired 3 days ago - Feb 16, 2020

Marge recruits Chrissy Teigen and John Legend for an education-based proposal.

Aired 1 months ago - Jan 05, 2020

Homer and Marge attend Artie Ziff’s wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge. Meanwhile, Lisa grapples with the misogynistic implications of the immediate popularity she receives after getting her new Invisalign braces.

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I can't?
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Great news: I'm getting married, and you're invited!
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We got a flyer from Lowe's!
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If you come, I promise you a wonderful time.
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¶ Don't be tardy ¶
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Well, they're practically invisible.
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- (gas whooshes) - Yeah, give me that.
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HOMER: Hmm.
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Hey, I'm not made of money.
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It's so funny. Don't you get it?
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In other news, local newsman hopes to score with caterer.
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Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
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- (flatlining beep) - (groans)
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Her smile makes me feel full,
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as all barn spiders do (sniffles) in the fall.
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Well, your smiling face made dying alone fun.
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This'll go good in Willie's stew.
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I'm so happy, I could sing!
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trying to figure out if this is sexist.
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Here's your coffee, Jim.
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and that's your face.
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Ugh! Don't you see why I hate this?
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Not one person from the bride's family.
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I take great delight in informing you
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When we make sex, it is so, so good.
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And this is a picture of us at our wedding.
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This smile is so wrong.
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I could use my new power to change these things,
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Indubitably.
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You never liked Lisa.
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You're big with swing voters,
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Look at this negative ad he did.
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In the bag, Madam President.
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(gasps) What happened to my smile?
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Uh, Ralph lost his retainer in the trash.
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Artie only married her because she looks like me.
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This is technically his honeymoon.
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Sure, why not?
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This one keeps trying to kill me.
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I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck.
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Only you could find a pearl in the flabby oyster that is me.
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Artie, you and your blue crew of Margekateers
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The sooner we can get this debate over,
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CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!
Aired 2 months ago - Dec 15, 2019

Sideshow Bob gets contracted as this year’s mall Santa. Meanwhile, someone is stealing all the Christmas packages off people’s front porches.

Aired 2 months ago - Dec 01, 2019

Todd blames God for the death of his mother and rejects his faith, so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons, hoping they can scare him into believing in God again.

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Mommy, if you still remember me, give me a sign.
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All blessings flow
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On at noon.
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Gertie, a little traveling music, please?
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I'd say thank you for being born,
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I'd say...
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Thank God these collection baskets were empty.
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Homer accidentally killed his mom
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You opened a doorway to disbelief in God's own house!
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Shucks! Shucks! Shucks!
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I'm at my daughter's ballet recital.
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Lord, please punish my boy thoroughly
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Just Kenneth. Just Kenneth. Mmm.
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Todd?
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HOMER: Let me in, boy!
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Uh, Minnesota.
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...and starting right now he's getting quite mad?
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Give me your pants.
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You'll learn the Lord is sweet
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(scoffs) Clifford the satanic abomination.
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He avoids the pitfalls of ego,
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By the way, what did you reincarnate David Bowie as?
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You're talking to me directly?
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Oh, we've had kids in the house for ten years.
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Clearly, no human could have made this.
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- of their kids? - (munching)
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Bart wants to get rid of him.
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and you're all my mental projections?
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What does that paper say?
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In church, just smile and nod, but be sleeping on the inside.
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You never cook anything worth eating.
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And so is my ice cream.
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I'm sorry, Flanders. I can't pour you a drink.
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His son Todd has gone astray
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BARITONE SINGER: � In the worst bar
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(laughs)
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(both laugh)
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Well, a couple of years ago, sloth became a virtue.
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No! What about Jaws and E.T., and all the Jurassic...?
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We need you now
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(sniffles) What about Homer?
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That's Flanders' vigil.
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BART: God, this is just you and me,
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Oh, sweetie, prayer doesn't have to be to God.
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Rejoice, rejoice
Aired 3 months ago - Nov 24, 2019

The Simpsons face various Thanksgiving nightmares, including the first Thanksgiving, an A.I. mishap and a dangerous space mission complicated by a sentient cranberry sauce.

Aired 3 months ago - Nov 17, 2019

The Simpsons join other Springfield families on the Van Houtens’ annual trip to Costa Rica, where Homer befriends Patty’s new girlfriend and Lisa discovers how the Van Houtens are able to afford this trip every year.

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Remember, we can never be poor
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- No, not really. - What? No!
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(groans)
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All you care about is batteries!
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What the hell is that doing here?
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Patty's new relationship really has to work out,
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Surely you have, but in my defense,
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Oh... (continues chuckling)
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Oh, boy, I didn't know that.
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On this trip I pay for everything up front--
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When you're tossing that fourth beanbag,
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Ooh, ooh.
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Evelyn, please.
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You know what? Why don't you two take in the sights
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and we said they could crash here
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are amigos!
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Okay, makeup kit, selfie stick.
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and our only shot at a perfect moment.
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from Patty's fun Southern girlfriend.
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Why are you freaking out?
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Yes! That'll snap 'em out of their financial insanity.
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for Dr. Hibbert's kid.
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Ooh, sweetie, look, a "Flowers of Costa Rica"
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Uh, I don't want to learn anything else about this family.
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Ugh! Oh, God, there's something moving inside me!
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Oh, Evelyn. You and I both love secret day drinking,
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No, but take a look at this.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kirk's tum-tum.
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this multi-family vacation will be worth every penny.
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MARGE: Oh, my God.
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Come back, camera fish!
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now that that bald gorilla has dragged my girlfriend down
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That's ridiculous.
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They are smuggling these artifacts home to sell!
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Salt... and pepper.
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Shauna Chalmers, will you marry me?
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Don't you want to come ziplining and ruin the trip some more?
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We really couldn't afford this trip.
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(groans)
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Oh, all that money,
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(thud)
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Can't you let us even zipline in peace?
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You're charging us thousands of dollars in rent
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And this year she even charged you more
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Aired 3 months ago - Nov 10, 2019

Marge becomes a competitive lumberjack and goes on a month-long retreat to Portland with her trainer, whom Homer fears will take his wife away from him.

Aired 3 months ago - Nov 03, 2019

After a trip to Aquatraz Water Park, Lisa becomes determined to set free Springfield's most vicious animals in captivity. Meanwhile, Homer fulfills a lifelong dream of buying a boat, and quickly realizes boat ownership sucks.

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 20, 2019

Horrors include a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer’s spirit trying on some new bodies for size, and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place.

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 13, 2019

When the wrong man is arrested for pickpocketing Springfield during the San Castellaneta street festival, Chief Wiggum sets out to catch the real criminal.

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 06, 2019

Homer is demoted to supervising interns, among whom is go-getter millennial Mike, a 35-year-old who asks Homer to be his mentor. However, when Homer inspires Mike to start a business of his own, the two find themselves being chased by the mob.

Aired 5 months ago - Sep 29, 2019

When a video goes viral of Bart and Homer fighting, they begin a journey as social media celebrities. Meanwhile, Lisa battles the school’s new industrialized detention system.