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Season 31  "The Fat Blue Line"  31x3

Aired 4 years ago - Oct 13, 2019

When the wrong man is arrested for pickpocketing Springfield during the San Castellaneta street festival, Chief Wiggum sets out to catch the real criminal.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 1
Aquaman himself,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 2
That's a separate event at the Marriott. Conference room C.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 3
They shot him with arrows made of frozen snakes
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 5
He doesn't need money.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 7
this chino bandito, this trouser browser.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 8
Hey! I need that to switch to Access Hollywood.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 9
You are the worst police officer I've ever had the pleasure
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 10
I see, fine. No, go ahead.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 11
We need to find the biggest ass in town.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 12
Ma'am, this is a matter of public urgency.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 14
♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 16
Also, I was driving around to put Ralphie to sleep.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 17
Ah, you work with two guys all your life
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 18
I told you once, I told you a thousand times,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 19
but I see no Asian nor fusion.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 20
Daddy's an elephant.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 23
It happens to all men in their 50s.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 24
Really? You think so?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 26
Almighty God, I'm not a praying man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 27
Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 29
I've got nothing to work with here.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 30
Right. I'll "show him the door."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 31
_
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 32
When I was a boy, my father, Fatso Antonio,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 33
Oh, my God. I discovered a clue.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 34
DNA technology has not been my friend.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 35
I was not born a rich man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 36
I swear on this former priest that I didn't do it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 37
a mob boss cannot do and let people know.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 38
This is what I do every day at that time,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 39
♪ I've seen them all and, my dear ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 40
You didn't steal those wallets. You stole my heart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 42
Yeah, but every few hours,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 43
I'm sorry, but on principle, that is something I cannot do.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 45
I will. What phrase is it?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 47
Quiet! I don't want to hear anybody
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 49
in social situations.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 50
You was always my favorite.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 2
That's a separate event at the Marriott. Conference room C.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 3
They shot him with arrows made of frozen snakes
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 5
He doesn't need money.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 6 #6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 7
this chino bandito, this trouser browser.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 8
Hey! I need that to switch to Access Hollywood.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 9
You are the worst police officer I've ever had the pleasure
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 10
I see, fine. No, go ahead.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 11
We need to find the biggest ass in town.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 12
Ma'am, this is a matter of public urgency.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 14
♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 16
Also, I was driving around to put Ralphie to sleep.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 17
Ah, you work with two guys all your life
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 18
I told you once, I told you a thousand times,
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 19
but I see no Asian nor fusion.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 20
Daddy's an elephant.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 23
It happens to all men in their 50s.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 24
Really? You think so?
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 26
Almighty God, I'm not a praying man.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 27
Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 29
I've got nothing to work with here.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 30
Right. I'll "show him the door."
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 31
_
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 32
When I was a boy, my father, Fatso Antonio,
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 33
Oh, my God. I discovered a clue.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 34
DNA technology has not been my friend.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 35
I was not born a rich man.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 36
I swear on this former priest that I didn't do it.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 37
a mob boss cannot do and let people know.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 38
This is what I do every day at that time,
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 39
♪ I've seen them all and, my dear ♪
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 40
You didn't steal those wallets. You stole my heart.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 41 #41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 42
Yeah, but every few hours,
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 43
I'm sorry, but on principle, that is something I cannot do.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 44 #44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 45
I will. What phrase is it?
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 46 #46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 47
Quiet! I don't want to hear anybody
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 49
in social situations.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3 (S31E03) - 50
You was always my favorite.
#50