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Season 30

Aired 7 months ago - May 05, 2019

The documentary crime series “Dateline: Springfield” goes in-depth to solve the case of Lisa’s missing college fund.

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Uh, Chief, you found something?
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This just didn't pass what cops call "the smell test."
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Borrowing. Borr-ow-ing.
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That had to be a stranger.
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His family doesn't even have money for milk.
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you hit pay dirt.
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Marge Simpson. This suburban mother
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With Marge's name cleared, the police moved
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consistent with a very violent late-night snack.
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What that man did to those leftovers...
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Fortunately, a simple sting did the trick.
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Get it? Cracker Jack?
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was billionaire Montgomery Burns?
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It was pretty clear, Chief liked Homer Simpson for this case.
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Yeah, but then new evidence came in
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but then I started grooving to that slurping safari.
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What are you doing? Stop panning across the family.
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and when she's turning a blind eye.
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Slime. Bart was buying slime.
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I'd seen all the fads: yo-yos, pogs, Pokémon, crunking,
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I have not agreed to be in your documentary.
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Nah. Well, let's look at the..
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Oh, come on.
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Would she commit a crime over a new sax?
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I got to go. My mom's reading me Harry Potter book four.
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You can't spell greed without reed.
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It turns out Lisa did not buy the new saxophone.
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- What do you think of this? - You're still a disappointment.
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Apparently, some of the girls at school were...
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Lisa, just repeat after me.
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So maybe now you vultures can leave us be.
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Apologize? Us?
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I can't promise that, only the editor can.
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It was obviously Bart. It's always Bart.
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I wish I was never responsible for you.
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but at the end of the day, what matters is that we enjoyed
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you're thinking deep thoughts.
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Nobody's done that since André the Giant.
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A thousand. I wanted to start a business.
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It was you, but the whole time you denied it.
Aired 8 months ago - Apr 28, 2019

Lisa is mistakenly given political asylum in Canada during a family trip to Niagara Falls.

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I spy a closed-down Toys "R" Us.
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♪ Upstate New York ♪
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♪ I want to sleep in, in a city ♪
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♪ The Kodak plant closed ♪
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♪ But I can make it there ♪
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So magnificent.
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I can't believe the kids are already bored with the view.
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Whoa!
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Okay, time to take a sick day.
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Oh... handsome, horsey.
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I repeat: eh.
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America can't pay for health care and give corporations
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In America, the great El Barto roams the streets.
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No, I'm telling you. Our president really is a god...
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Please not Ottawa, please not Ottawa.
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You can't separate us from our child.
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Lisa, are they taking care of you? Are you eating okay?
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Or Earls?
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by America's Ned Flanders to the north, Canada.
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the legitimate interests of the few are protected,
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♪ ♪
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your wonderfully progressive prime minister.
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I don't think about it, I've moved on.
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So, listen, if I could just ask you one question
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The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz by Mordecai Richler?
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Well, that's not very Canadian, but I like it.
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I have to get my daughter back. Can I hide in the trunk?
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What's this blue stuff, eh?
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Where is she?
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You must have known I wasn't happy in Springfield.
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Okay, but I'm sure you treat all peoples equally.
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♪ I'll be an islander forever ♪
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Sorry, but as it now says on the Statue of Liberty,
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banned from the United States, just like asbestos.
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Oh, Homie, I don't know how we're gonna get back.
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Great idea, great idea.
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that maybe got a little fat and lost a little hair.
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Oh, I own all your books.
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- Louis Armstrong. - Yeah. And I'm mighty tired
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Who made my bed?
Aired 8 months ago - Apr 07, 2019

Marge becomes director of Springfield's local theater, armed with Lisa's script resembling "Hamilton"; Homer joins a baby class with Maggie, and he takes a liking to supervisor Chloe.

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♪ And a wiggle worm waggles ♪
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No, you see, "curt" is in parentheses.
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All I ask is that you give me the performance
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This set is terrible.
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Oh.
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For the last time, that's the one word you cain't say.
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Chief, no more gunplay.
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I think Marge makes us all feel good about ourselves.
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Uh, wh-wh-who wants Oklahoma! tickets? Front row.
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in Springfield.
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Now, how did I know that? I'm back!
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Jebediah Springfield!
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Oh, uh, some dads just love to be with their little girls.
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The Red Queen's not looking, I'll kiss your boo-boo.
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Yeah, I know what you were just.
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♪ She has a real bad temper, a bad, bad temper ♪
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So hard to dress for respect.
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Moe, it's me.
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What?!
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And, of course, our incredible star, Sideshow Mel.
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Boom, et cetera.
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I'll tell you where Judd Nelson is.
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which means I'm always interested in money.
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while I get foreign distribution rights in Venezuela
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Outside, where the lighting is free.
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All right, but beware,
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"Great art is the contempt of a great woman for small art."
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"There are no second acts in American lives"?
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playing Prospero in The Tempest.
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trying to talk an actor out of leaving for a better part.
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Stay in there, you stupid blackbirds!
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You are a great father.
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Barry's not sitting cross-legged anymore.
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Ah, geez. I won't be dating her grandma anymore.
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♪ ♪
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No, he's playing Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha.
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- No. - I'm out.
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♪ Found the town right here. ♪
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Well, let's just say I hope you liked the movie Waterworld.
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Well-- there's no business like show business.
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- What? - Why would you wish that?
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♪ Before the tire fire, a man named Jebediah ♪
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♪ There is none to whom I yield ♪
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That's a cut to commercial, everyone.
Aired 9 months ago - Mar 31, 2019

Homer works extra shifts at the plant so Lisa can play in the Capitol City Philharmonic.

Aired 9 months ago - Mar 24, 2019

Krusty releases an all-female reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy,” so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart’s friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.

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I never really thought about Itchy and Scratchy
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I am so pumped to hate-not-watch Itchy & Scratchy.
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It is a lovely shade of gray,
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by presenting the all-new, all-female
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♪ They fight, they bite ♪
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- ♪ When I'm gone, when I'm gone ♪
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I-I was crying a-and burping!
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That little liar. If only people could know
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Welcome to Josh.0,
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Now, this boy says he hates all-girl Itchy & Scratchy,
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You said you weren't gonna watch it,
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I've got so much cred built up, nothing can take me down.
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Or both.
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and on House Hunters International,
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The next thing I say must be perfectly chosen
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I need sanctuary.
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Give that back. That's for Skinner's office.
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Yeah, sometimes I get her e-mail.
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The knit is on.
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where they would brainwash girls
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we drop awareness bombs.
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That is textbook textbook shredding.
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Okay, No-varies, you're in, if you pass this test...
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- is under attack. - Hear, hear!
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I give you the Boys Rights Association.
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Our son has one, two...
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Say it. Say it again.
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♪ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ♪
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♪ Bad nights causing teenage blues ♪
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as masked pranksters calling themselves "Bossy Riot,"
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is this security camera footage.
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this town has ever seen, whoever they are.
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Because if you were fighting for women's rights,
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I'm a little fuzzy on the deets, but take my word for it.
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This is good stuff, I got to write it down.
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Boba Fett's badass. He wears a jetpack and a cape.
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You shouldn't be part of a protest
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and that part is my body and my head.
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have been protesting The Krusty Show.
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of every Itchy & Scratchy.
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Hey, hey, boys and boys!
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We're too late.
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into a pool of nail polish remover.
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It doesn't matter if it's boy guts or girl guts.
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Aired 9 months ago - Mar 17, 2019

As Bart begins to excel in video game competitions, Homer discovers a passion for coaching him; Lisa attempts to bring Homer back to reality, but the plan causes chaos.

Aired 9 months ago - Mar 10, 2019

When a romantic night ends in injury, Marge recovers by taking up kite boarding while Homer bonds with his hallucinated hernia; Lisa attempts to fix her parents' strained relationship by seeking advice from an unlikely source.

Aired 9 months ago - Mar 03, 2019

Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car and must either prove his innocence in court or reconcile with him.

Aired 10 months ago - Feb 17, 2019

Krusty reveals the untold story of his past in his movie "The Sands of Space." While working as personal assistants on the movie, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship.

Aired 10 months ago - Feb 10, 2019

Homer angers Marge by binging their favorite show without her, and has to pick up a new skill in order to make amends. Meanwhile, Bart prepares to compete in "Krusty's Holiday Trample".

Aired 11 months ago - Jan 13, 2019

When Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family, and proceeds to try and live a double life.

Aired 11 months ago - Jan 06, 2019

When Marge and Homer leave Grampa to babysit the kids, some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa's past to when he was a post-war toy model.

Aired a year ago - Dec 09, 2018

After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas. However, Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

Aired a year ago - Dec 02, 2018

Lisa and Homer's bond gets stronger when they start spending real quality time together, and Bart feels neglected. So Marge tries to help Homer balance his attention between the kids.

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Green! Green. Green. Green.
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Homer, that's the weather.
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my eyes are in contact with.
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The terrible racism you're reading about
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who voted for Trump. How do you feel now?
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We also have "Call of Booty," "Raggedy Anorexic,"
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My daughter's not a sex object. She's a respect object.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, spoiler alert.
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in the vending machine knocked down a 3 Musketeers bar, too.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Why, look, it's Bart Simpson
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If I hand out 5,000 flyers, I get all the turkey shreds
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Okay, the dog's your hero, but I'm your human hero.
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Oh... someone put down my dukes.
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LISA: I'd always liked my dad,
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And now we get ice cream.
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Oops. Oh, Daddy ate yours. You can have mine.
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What are you talking about?
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[LISA AND HOMER LAUGHING]
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is the greatest feeling in the world.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Don't worry, we'll take these cameras
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In the words of King Solomon, I shall eat two pies.
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What am I, made of attention?
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Anytime you find yourself wanting to hug Mrs. Hakamuchi,
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Why does this hurt?
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Not yet, Bart. This is a real one.
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So, an old rabbi was confronted with squirrels
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Do I look like a suburban soccer mom from Phoenix?
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To repeat, I own a Tesla, and I'm going to use "summon."
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I said hey, Mr. Cunningham.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: What's your hurry, friend?
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You can't say hi to me?
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You're hearing things in the shower again, Marge.
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and I'll give you this substitution bear doll.
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41 books, and I never saw it coming.
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- Liar. - Let's go again.
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I'm worried that my daughter is ruining her family
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Marge, I've got a legal matter to deal with.
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- [TIMER DINGS] - Now, good-bye.
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I'm on a five-second delay.
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Okay. Why do you always tell me
Aired a year ago - Nov 25, 2018

Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there.

Aired a year ago - Nov 18, 2018

Marge wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of "Amelie".

Aired a year ago - Nov 11, 2018

On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web.

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Welcome to the dark net, the devil's URL.
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Welcome to the dark net.
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This is our chance to get back at Moe.
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he left on the first ship colonizing Mars.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about this?
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Or C; Hack into PayPal?
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of successful American businessman, uh, Moe Szyslak?
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Well this is a contract and it is my electronic signture
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♪ Drinkity drink da drink da drink ♪
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I didn't wanna die here.
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Let me show you around. Uh, pool table, uh, jukebox...
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I think it knows what I'm feeling.
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I don't hear an oil.
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Did you hear Moe accidentally bought a wife online?
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by an unknown genius. Ahem.
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that Lazar Wolf the butcher was a good provider!
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♪ What is a man with three little children ♪
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Let's try this place. It looks cute.
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That grosses me out. Good-bye.
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I promise you a safe, happy time.
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Duh, what's a patronage? Duh.
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it gets broke into a hundred pieces.
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I'm through with ya, Moe!
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Can you take these bottles to the recycling?
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Any less than three stars and, uh...
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You're gonna be punished, boy.
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I used a computer.
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Well, I haven't, but you've got to get her back.
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Is Anastasia here?
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She's got a boyfriend?
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It doesn't matter how it started, you two fell in love.
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Dah, dah-dah, dah!
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You had a good thing going and you ruined it.
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But if you promise me a wedding according to my traditions,
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No. No, no, no.
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Hey! Can I get a little service here?
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Except for Pearl Harbor Day.
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Mom, this costume's embarrassing.
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who would sweep me off to an apartment
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I can scratch this off my bucket list.
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And believe me, I know marriage law.
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Aired a year ago - Nov 04, 2018

A self-driving car company comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees with their fun work environment.

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Jobs, eight to 12 jobs.
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You've apparently never used your blinkers.
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is actually home rage that I bring onto the highway.
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We just have one last test for all of you.
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Oh, I've never driven one of those before.
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- I'm a genius. - Now you're free
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I would never forfeit my control of the wheel. [BURPS]
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♪ And where is the seat belt, 'cause I can't find it. ♪
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- Ready, sweetie? - Almost.
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[CRYING]: Marge, I need a moment.
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Oh, Marge would love this. [LAUGHS]
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Come on, let me show you around the campus.
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Oh, we should help them enjoy themselves.
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Come on, Team Blue.
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- Is that good? - It ain't scarlet.
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We bought the last affordable housing in San Francisco.
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Have fun and forget they may want or have families.
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Uh, yes, I'll have one of those coffees
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is how I don't understand what everyone is saying.
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[CHUCKLES]: Kids, kids,
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- Rhombi. - Both are acceptable.
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It's amazing how not a single one of them can skate.
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♪ I hope that is what you say ♪
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That's work? What are we doing here?
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Oh, my God.
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Remember? 27.
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Smithers, what happened to our workers?
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Three years in Google's A.I. division.
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[SNIFFS]
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Wait a minute, this isn't home.
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Not DataGrab.net.
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pretending to be my lawyer, probably Moe.
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I am not a pretend attorney,
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Ugh...
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I mean, what's next? Alexa?
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Marge, I can't be the ethical one.
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Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?
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driverless carriages.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Sign.
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All right, we need to get to the master computer
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and disable the cars' fuel cells.
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These cars are stealing our lives.
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It's the next step from sponsored rides.
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MARGE: What am I doing here?
Aired a year ago - Oct 21, 2018

Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers, Lisa finally snaps and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.

Aired a year ago - Oct 14, 2018

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

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♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪
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With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
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Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
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each job I took became more depraved.
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Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
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Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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Over.
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Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
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Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
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If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
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401... 402...
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Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
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but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
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In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
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my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
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[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
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Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
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- _ - She lived in occupied France
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♪ He loved religion. ♪
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to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
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the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
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If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
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Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
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Ah, you are French.
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but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
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Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
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[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
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♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
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♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
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we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
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Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
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So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
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I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
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I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
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of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
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LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
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LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
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- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
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Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
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Those children have nothing,
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♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
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♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
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♪ Less... ♪
Aired a year ago - Oct 07, 2018

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

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We were already on that show
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You know, reality shows love a sob story,
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but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh,
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Mm-hmm.
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When she didn't even know she applied.
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[SIGHS] electric bill, past due,
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This is it. After years of rejection,
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After you sign the amazing waivers.
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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They've done this three times before.
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The secret is to just take your time, and...
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I guess we're going home.
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So we can't go home for a month?
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That's your play.
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you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars
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- I knew it! - [BOTH GRUNT]
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All further inquiries should be submitted in writing
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Really?
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It is. It truly is.
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Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you?
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
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Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more.
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♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
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♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪
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♪ Don't know why. ♪
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Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
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I just got my first wax in years.
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It's nice to know I can still do that.
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[GASPS] Look, they're editing our episode.
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I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
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so I'll sleep on the couch.
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[BOTH GROANS]
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A chocolate flop.
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Yes, dear.
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All right, love, whatever love wants.
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- This is, um... - Honey.
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I love your room.
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And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?
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in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
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You married me for it.
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It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
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you have to dump your loved one for another partner.
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[WHIMPERING]
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But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys,
Aired a year ago - Sep 30, 2018

Bart takes a dare, and ends up in the hospital. To cover for himself and Homer, he says he went to Heaven and met Jesus. Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, which Homer takes. But Bart can't deal with the guilt and comes clean to Marge after the movie is finished.