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Season 30

Aired 4 days ago - Dec 09, 2018

After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas. However, Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

Aired 11 days ago - Dec 02, 2018

Lisa and Homer's bond gets stronger when they start spending real quality time together, and Bart feels neglected. So Marge tries to help Homer balance his attention between the kids.

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Green! Green. Green. Green.
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Homer, that's the weather.
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my eyes are in contact with.
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The terrible racism you're reading about
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who voted for Trump. How do you feel now?
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We also have "Call of Booty," "Raggedy Anorexic,"
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My daughter's not a sex object. She's a respect object.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, spoiler alert.
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in the vending machine knocked down a 3 Musketeers bar, too.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Why, look, it's Bart Simpson
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If I hand out 5,000 flyers, I get all the turkey shreds
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Okay, the dog's your hero, but I'm your human hero.
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Oh... someone put down my dukes.
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LISA: I'd always liked my dad,
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And now we get ice cream.
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Oops. Oh, Daddy ate yours. You can have mine.
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What are you talking about?
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[LISA AND HOMER LAUGHING]
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is the greatest feeling in the world.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Don't worry, we'll take these cameras
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In the words of King Solomon, I shall eat two pies.
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What am I, made of attention?
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Anytime you find yourself wanting to hug Mrs. Hakamuchi,
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Why does this hurt?
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Not yet, Bart. This is a real one.
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So, an old rabbi was confronted with squirrels
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Do I look like a suburban soccer mom from Phoenix?
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To repeat, I own a Tesla, and I'm going to use "summon."
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I said hey, Mr. Cunningham.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: What's your hurry, friend?
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You can't say hi to me?
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You're hearing things in the shower again, Marge.
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and I'll give you this substitution bear doll.
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41 books, and I never saw it coming.
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- Liar. - Let's go again.
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I'm worried that my daughter is ruining her family
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Marge, I've got a legal matter to deal with.
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- [TIMER DINGS] - Now, good-bye.
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I'm on a five-second delay.
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Okay. Why do you always tell me
Aired 18 days ago - Nov 25, 2018

Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there.

Aired a month ago - Nov 18, 2018

Marge wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of "Amelie".

Aired a month ago - Nov 11, 2018

On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web.

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Welcome to the dark net, the devil's URL.
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Welcome to the dark net.
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This is our chance to get back at Moe.
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he left on the first ship colonizing Mars.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about this?
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Or C; Hack into PayPal?
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of successful American businessman, uh, Moe Szyslak?
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Well this is a contract and it is my electronic signture
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♪ Drinkity drink da drink da drink ♪
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I didn't wanna die here.
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Let me show you around. Uh, pool table, uh, jukebox...
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I think it knows what I'm feeling.
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I don't hear an oil.
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Did you hear Moe accidentally bought a wife online?
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by an unknown genius. Ahem.
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that Lazar Wolf the butcher was a good provider!
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♪ What is a man with three little children ♪
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Let's try this place. It looks cute.
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That grosses me out. Good-bye.
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I promise you a safe, happy time.
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Duh, what's a patronage? Duh.
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it gets broke into a hundred pieces.
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I'm through with ya, Moe!
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Can you take these bottles to the recycling?
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Any less than three stars and, uh...
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You're gonna be punished, boy.
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I used a computer.
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Well, I haven't, but you've got to get her back.
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Is Anastasia here?
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She's got a boyfriend?
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It doesn't matter how it started, you two fell in love.
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Dah, dah-dah, dah!
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You had a good thing going and you ruined it.
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But if you promise me a wedding according to my traditions,
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No. No, no, no.
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Hey! Can I get a little service here?
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Except for Pearl Harbor Day.
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Mom, this costume's embarrassing.
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who would sweep me off to an apartment
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I can scratch this off my bucket list.
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And believe me, I know marriage law.
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Aired a month ago - Nov 04, 2018

A self-driving car company comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees with their fun work environment.

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Jobs, eight to 12 jobs.
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You've apparently never used your blinkers.
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is actually home rage that I bring onto the highway.
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We just have one last test for all of you.
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Oh, I've never driven one of those before.
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- I'm a genius. - Now you're free
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I would never forfeit my control of the wheel. [BURPS]
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♪ And where is the seat belt, 'cause I can't find it. ♪
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- Ready, sweetie? - Almost.
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[CRYING]: Marge, I need a moment.
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Oh, Marge would love this. [LAUGHS]
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Come on, let me show you around the campus.
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Oh, we should help them enjoy themselves.
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Come on, Team Blue.
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- Is that good? - It ain't scarlet.
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We bought the last affordable housing in San Francisco.
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Have fun and forget they may want or have families.
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Uh, yes, I'll have one of those coffees
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is how I don't understand what everyone is saying.
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[CHUCKLES]: Kids, kids,
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- Rhombi. - Both are acceptable.
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It's amazing how not a single one of them can skate.
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♪ I hope that is what you say ♪
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That's work? What are we doing here?
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Oh, my God.
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Remember? 27.
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Smithers, what happened to our workers?
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Three years in Google's A.I. division.
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[SNIFFS]
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Wait a minute, this isn't home.
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Not DataGrab.net.
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pretending to be my lawyer, probably Moe.
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I am not a pretend attorney,
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Ugh...
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I mean, what's next? Alexa?
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Marge, I can't be the ethical one.
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Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?
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driverless carriages.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Sign.
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All right, we need to get to the master computer
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and disable the cars' fuel cells.
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These cars are stealing our lives.
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It's the next step from sponsored rides.
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MARGE: What am I doing here?
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 21, 2018

Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers, Lisa finally snaps and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 14, 2018

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

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♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪
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With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
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Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
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each job I took became more depraved.
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Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
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Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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Over.
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Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
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Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
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If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
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401... 402...
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Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
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but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
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In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
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my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
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[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
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Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
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- _ - She lived in occupied France
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♪ He loved religion. ♪
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to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
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the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
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If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
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Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
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Ah, you are French.
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but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
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Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
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[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
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♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
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♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
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we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
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Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
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So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
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I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
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I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
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of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
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LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
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LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
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- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
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Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
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Those children have nothing,
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♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
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♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
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♪ Less... ♪
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 07, 2018

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

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We were already on that show
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You know, reality shows love a sob story,
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but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh,
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Mm-hmm.
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When she didn't even know she applied.
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[SIGHS] electric bill, past due,
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This is it. After years of rejection,
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After you sign the amazing waivers.
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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They've done this three times before.
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The secret is to just take your time, and...
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I guess we're going home.
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So we can't go home for a month?
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That's your play.
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you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars
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- I knew it! - [BOTH GRUNT]
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All further inquiries should be submitted in writing
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Really?
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It is. It truly is.
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Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you?
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
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Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more.
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♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
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♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪
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♪ Don't know why. ♪
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Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
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I just got my first wax in years.
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It's nice to know I can still do that.
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[GASPS] Look, they're editing our episode.
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I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
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so I'll sleep on the couch.
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[BOTH GROANS]
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A chocolate flop.
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Yes, dear.
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All right, love, whatever love wants.
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- This is, um... - Honey.
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I love your room.
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And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?
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in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
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You married me for it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 47
It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 48
you have to dump your loved one for another partner.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 49
[WHIMPERING]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 50
But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys,
Aired 3 months ago - Sep 30, 2018

Bart takes a dare, and ends up in the hospital. To cover for himself and Homer, he says he went to Heaven and met Jesus. Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, which Homer takes. But Bart can't deal with the guilt and comes clean to Marge after the movie is finished.