S30 E3
Status
Continuing
Next episode
in 4 days
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX (US)
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 30  "My Way or the Highway to Heaven"  30x3

Aired a month ago - Oct 14, 2018

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 1
♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 2
With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 3
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 4
each job I took became more depraved.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 5
Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 6
Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 7
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 8
Over.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 9
Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 10
Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 11
If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 12
401... 402...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 15
Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 16
but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 17
In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 18
my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 20
[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 21
Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 22
- _ - She lived in occupied France
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 23
♪ He loved religion. ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 24
to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 25
the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 27
If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 29
Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 30
Ah, you are French.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 31
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 32
Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 33
[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 34
♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 35
♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 36
we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 37
Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 38
So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 39
I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 40
I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 41
of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 42
LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 43
LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 44
- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 45
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 46
Those children have nothing,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 48
♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 49
♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 50
♪ Less... ♪

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 2
With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 3
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 4
each job I took became more depraved.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 5
Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 6
Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 7
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 8
Over.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 9
Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 10
Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 11
If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 12
401... 402...
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 14 #14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 15
Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 16
but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 17
In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
#17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 18
my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 20
[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 21
Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 22
- _ - She lived in occupied France
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 23
♪ He loved religion. ♪
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 24
to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 25
the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 27
If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 29
Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 30
Ah, you are French.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 31
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 32
Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 33
[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 34
♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 35
♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 36
we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 37
Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 38
So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 39
I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 40
I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 41
of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 42
LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 43
LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 44
- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 45
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 46
Those children have nothing,
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 48
♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 49
♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 50
♪ Less... ♪
#50