Status
Continuing
Next episode
3 years ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+
SEASON
EPISODE

Animation, Comedy

DESCRIPTION

Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. The show has also made name for itself in its fearless satirical take on politics, media and American life in general.

Season 1

Aired 34 years ago - May 13, 1990

While Homer takes Marge out for a night on the town, the kids spot their babysitter on America's Most Armed and Dangerous.

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Save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?
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When we were dating, he was sweeter...
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Marge, it's what I call "harsh reality time."
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- Say it like you mean it. - Yeah!
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Is there an Al Coholic here?
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Is everything okay? Usually you have a quick one,
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- Homer. - What?
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Except for one difference.
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I'm not done. After dinner,
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- What's keeping Dad? - Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?
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You are not the hot love object you deserve to be,
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Marge, I, uh-- love you.
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- Who? - Oliver Klozoff.
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we'll adjourn to our second-floor room at the Offramp Inn.
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- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby-sitting Service. - This is Marge Simpson.
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- No, I said Sampson, not Simpson. - Thank God!
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Well, tonight is a very special night.
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- You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man. - Not if l can help it.
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Hm. Hm.
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Aye, aye, mambo man.
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Thank you for coming on such short notice.
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Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy.
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- Maybe we can watch some real TV. - We're gonna watch the tape.
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it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.
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Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles.
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Now for some real TV.
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If you think you've seen him, call 1 -800-U-SQUEAL.
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Garcon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne.
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The Baby-sitter Bandit has left a trail of her daring nighttime robberies...
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- Remember, she may be using a clever alias... - Botz!
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Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp.
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Are you in... here?
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Finally!
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- Don't muss my hair! - Ohh! Oh! Oh!
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- I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut. - He isn't.
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Maybe I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.
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wanna watch The Happy Little Elves again?
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Oh, so you got out of your crib.
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you know, just to check on the kids?
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I suppose my work here is done. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
Aired 34 years ago - Apr 29, 1990

Krusty the Clown gets busted for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, with Homer as an eyewitness. Convinced that their idol was wrongly accused, Bart and Lisa investigate the crime.

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If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
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Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.
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- This is a Mexican delicacy called a taco platter. - Mmm, delicious.
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It's the guy from TV!
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So, Simpson, which one is it?
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And this is Selma...
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I was down at the Kwik-E-Mart minding my own business when-- Ooh, ooh, ooh, the news!
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Wait a minute. Bart, you know that guy on your lunch box?
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apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station...
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- Hand over all your money in a paper bag. - Oh, Krusty, how could you?
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hang on each new development like so many Romanian trapeze artists.
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Well, we've got another one coming right up.
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But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounced back.
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synagogues and mosques with disillusioned citizeny from all walks of life.
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We'll find out tomorrow when his trial begins.
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Say it ain't so, Krusty.
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I would like to call to the stand, Homer J.Simpson.
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- Yes, sir. - Do you recognize the gunman in this courtroom today?
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- Oh, man. - Let the record show that the witness... eventually...
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No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon.
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So, please stand back, and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
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The one with the big "B" on it.
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Betting slips-- obtained by this court indicating you have lost...
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guilty.
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Look, Lisa. I know Krusty's innocent.
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It was after his heart attack...
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If you're not going to buy that thing put it down, or I'll blow your heads off!
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Next week, chapter 35 of The Man in the Iron Mask: "The Death of a Titan."
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Evey time we say
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Some kids are here to see you, Sideshow Bob. They say it's important.
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But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled.
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But that doesn't bother me. You see, my sisters and I...
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Krusty was illiterate, and the guy who robbed the store...
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Let's try to remember Krusty, not as a hardened criminal,
Aired 34 years ago - Apr 15, 1990

Bart is sent as a foreign exchange student to France, where he is enslaved by corrupt winemakers. Meanwhile, the Simpson family hosts an Albanian student who takes a surprising interest in the workings of the nuclear power plant.

Aired 34 years ago - Mar 25, 1990

Bart puts his new spy camera to use when Homer gets rowdy at a bachelor party, and the incriminating photo gets distributed all over town.

Aired 34 years ago - Mar 18, 1990

Homer gives Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, and his self-serving gift backfires: she starts taking lessons from a suave French bowling instructor. When the lessons take a romantic turn, Marge faces temptation.

Aired 34 years ago - Feb 25, 1990

Bart tries to impress the school bullies by stealing the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue in the town square, but everyone is outraged by his act of vandalism.

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of making you sing in front of the class.
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Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by
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And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom...
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they think of this.
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I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide...
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The rods make the water so hot it boils.
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I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.
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- Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent. - What does incompetent mean?
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between these doughnuts and ones baked today.
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Hey, Dad! Yo, Homer! Woo! Woo! I'm up here!
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-I might have known it was you, Simpson. -But, sir, I--
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There, there, Homer. You'll find a job.
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Uh, is I.P.Freely here?
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- You'll get that punk someday, Moe. - Ah, I don't know.
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I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back.
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Well, I've been thinking too.
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Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?
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I don't know what else to do.
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We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
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-Duffbeer -Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Wait a minute. Let me count and make sure. Not even close.
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I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:
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Love, Homer J. Simpson.
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Your father's gone too!
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Well, live and learn.
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Oh, Homer.
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I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
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Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit.
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Don't be nervous. We believe in you, Homer.
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I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th.
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There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together.
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That's okay. I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say.
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I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety.
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Look at that man.
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- Get this Simpson character up here right now. - But Mr. Burns--
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watched them pass me over for promotions time and again.
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I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician...
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The generous offer I'm making is good for exactly...
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Simpson, time's up.
Aired 34 years ago - Feb 18, 1990

Homer buys an RV and the family takes off on an ill-fated camping trip.

Aired 34 years ago - Feb 11, 1990

When Lisa get a bad case of the blues, jazz musician Bleeding Gums Murphy teaches her how to express her feelings through music.

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My county, 'tis of thee
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Lisa Simpson!
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That's all fine and good, but none of those unpleasant people...
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Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here for feeding time.
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That's ridiculous. Now, let's see some enthusiasm.
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the undisputed champ of this house,
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-all of them by knockout-- - Must you do this every time?
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Yo, chump, you back again?
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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.
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Oh, sure, I would, princess. I have feelings too.
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How can we sleep at night when there's so much suffering in the world?
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Gee, Homer. Looks like you got yourself a real problem on your hands.
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- Is not. Is not. - Is too. Is too.
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Aaah! Oh, no, not again.
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I am not. It's just that I...
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Oh, it's a little tune that I call...
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because people know how good a mommy you have by the size of your smile.
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Bart, go easy on me. I'm your dad.
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So, why are you still awake?
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Very nice. Very nice. I once ruptured myself doin' that.
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Well, I can't help you, kid. I'm just a terrific horn player with tons of soul.
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Oh, I'm so lonely
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I got a bratty brother
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In grade number two
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It's about makin' other people feel worse and makin' a few bucks while you're at it.
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the Springfield Arts Center and Barney's Bowl-a-rama.
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- Bart! - Do you think you're being nice enough to your sister, Bart?
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Be nice to your sister.
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-Jacques. Last name Strap. - Uh, hold on.
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If I were you I really would use those quarters for laundry.
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- Listen, can you teach me to fight like you do? - I don't think so.
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With the tips you've given me, I'm gonna pound the tar out of...
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It's what shows up on the surface that counts.
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but I guess you're okay.
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We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad,
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Just ty not to kill me too hard, son.
Aired 34 years ago - Feb 04, 1990

Fed up with Nelson's bullying, the kids from Springfield Elementary decide to teach him a lesson. With advice from Grandpa, Bart leads them into battle.

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Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
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- Ha, ha, ha! - Oh.
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Lunchtime, Bart. It's lunchtime.
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- Yeah! - You're our hero, Bart!
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Listen up. You may get a kick out of it.
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Good-bye, little dude.
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Who wants a day off from work when I'm never gonna see my beloved son again?
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Bart, here's that cupcake you wanted.
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Here's one for the road, dude.
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I'm gonna get you again tomorrow, Simpson.
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So, you had a little scuffle, eh? Heh-heh.
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Dad, I need help. Please. Oh.
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- I had a run-in with a bully. - A bully?
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The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see.
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- This oughta be good for a laugh. - Shh!
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So tomorrow, instead of bickering with this boy, talk to him.
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So the next time this bully thinks you're gonna throw a punch,
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Thanks, Pop.
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He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive.
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when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
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- Hi, Grandpa! - Bart, what brings you here?
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- I said, give me that puzzle. - No.
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- Here? - Yep, this is it.
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Actually, we came over because I want you to meet my grandson, Bart.
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Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!
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The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.
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I'll just change "Otto von Bismarck" to read " Bart Simpson."
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Yeah. It's way past 1500 hours.
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But the one thing I do know-- Whoa, whoa!
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Go!
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you can march them off a cliff,
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Because I cheated on the test
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Die! Die!
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Nelson's at the Elm Street Video Arcade.
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Well, I'd rather they say " Death From Above," but I guess we're stuck.
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- Nelson's at the arcade, General. - Battle stations.
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- What flavor did you get? - Blue.
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Artillery,
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Aired 34 years ago - Jan 28, 1990

After an embarrassing experience at the company picnic, Homer pawns the TV and uses the proceeds to take the family to therapy sessions.

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Ah! Oh, yes. Uh, oh, and this must be your lovely wife, Marge.
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Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!
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will begin in five minutes on the north lawn.
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but they both got straight A's this term.
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He's here at last my one and only Good-bye friends
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Musicians, cease that infernal tootling.
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I suggest you don't dawdle. The hounds will be released in ten minutes.
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Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid.
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"I love you, Daddy." Give me a break.
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And Bingo was his name Oh
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are dependent on their mother regurgitating food which she has found.
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No. We're going to say grace first.
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Pardon my French, but the Y act like savages.
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Maybe we should move to a larger community.
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- These people are obviously freaks. - Oh, you think so?
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Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers.
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- Homer, this is our house. - Aaah!
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- A couple beers would be nice, though. - Two bucks, boys.
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- Why, you got two I haven't met? - Why, you--
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Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better till you admit it.
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Just family bliss, or double your money back. So call today.
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Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference.
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Why scrimp now on the off chance that they'll actually get in some place?
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No, Dad. Please don't pawn the TV.
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Mister, you got yourself a deal.
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I'm holding it right now. Here it is. Look.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you recognize me from TV.
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If you had been paying attention,
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There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict.
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You will be, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods.
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-just testing.
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-How could you shock your little sister? -My finger slipped.
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No! You don't understand, Simpsons!
Aired 34 years ago - Jan 21, 1990

Homer is fired for nearly causing a meltdown at the nuclear plant. When he finds a new calling as a public safety advocate, he finds himself facing off against Mr. Burns.

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Look, there's our school again.
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The song will be "john Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man."
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- Us, Mrs. Krabappel? - Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.
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- Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-- - Okay, Bart. Enough!
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Let's learn more about nuclear energy, shall we?
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we really mean this.
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-Hey, you guys look hot. -Of course we're hot. We're radioactive.
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Uh-oh. Whoops.
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you'll see where our water rejoins the rest of nature's biosphere.
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You know, I defy anyone to tell the difference...
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You're right. I gotta get where the action is.
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All right. Who's responsible for this?
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I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. I'm a big, worthless nothing.
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Uh, is I.P.Freely here?
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I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back.
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Well, I've been thinking too.
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Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?
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I don't know what else to do.
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We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
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Wait a minute. Let me count and make sure. Not even close.
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I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:
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Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk.
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- Yeah, Dad. We love you. - Yeah.
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Next on the agenda. Police Chief Wiggum...
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boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.
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- Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. - Wow. They listened to me.
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Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road.
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- Wow. - Gee, Dad's a hero.
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the 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street.
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Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing...
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He used to work here in the plant, but we fired him for gross incompetence.
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many of them, incompetent boobs.
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- Privately? - Yes.
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- Sorry. No can do. - Hear me out, Simpson!
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I can't let Marge support the family.
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Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer!
Aired 34 years ago - Jan 14, 1990

After switching IQ tests with Martin, Bart is mistaken for a child genius. When he's enrolled in a school for gifted students, a series of embarrassments and mishaps makes him long for his old life.

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Hmm.
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Good. Okay. Simpson?
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Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me.
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so he won't be tempted to look at his neighbor's paper?
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"At 7:30 a. m., an express train traveling 60 miles an hour...
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It's eight cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each car.
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- Ticket, please. - I don't have a ticket.
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He sure is.
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Yeah, it's a crummy system, but what are you gonna do?
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He's frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes...
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, this is our district psychiatrist, Dr. J.Loren Pryor.
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No, no, we're quite certain.
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Ever feel a little frustrated?
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I think we should retest him.
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Excellent. We're all set. Here's all the information you need.
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Although, in some cases, it's a total mystery.
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Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up.
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There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son. I think.
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I'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator.
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A comic book?
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You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards.
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Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus.
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And now we can continue our debate from yesterday.
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Does anyone else have an example of a paradox?
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Well... you're damned if you do...
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for the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch.
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Save your breath.
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What are you reading there? Comic books?
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What's that word where you encourage something to grow?
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- Homer, you're going too. - But I'm not a genius. Why should I suffer?
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Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor
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So,"Y" equals " R" cubed over three.
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D R over three, or R squared D R, or R D R R.
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Why don't you go build a rocket ship, brainiac?
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Well, I guess we don't have to do that.
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Don't worry, Home boy. You're not that fast.
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If we don't get any volunteers soon, I'll assign somebody.
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Now, Bart, we want to emphasize that nobody's angry about this.
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I wanna go back to my old class.
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You know, to study them and all the stuff they do with each other.
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"'My proposal' by Bart Simpson."
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Oh, no. " For this, I will--"
Aired 34 years ago - Dec 17, 1989

When his Christmas bonus is cancelled, Homer becomes a department-store Santa--and then bets his meager earnings at the track. When all seems lost, Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting the losing greyhound, Santa's Little Helper.

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"Speaking of life going on, Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.
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For heaven's sake, Homer. It's in the utility drawer.
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and his name ain't Santa.
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Maybe Bart is a little more realistic.
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- This is her sister, isn't it? - Is Marge there?
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Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited.
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- Nice try, Dad.
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Oh, Bart, that's so sweet.
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that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant...
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It's a simple routine involving lasers.
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you don't wanna get this sucker near your eye or your groin.
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Huh?
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- even further this year.
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Oh, good, because I do love you.
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- Yes? - Well, I would--
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Pantyhose. Practical and alluring.
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- Gimme that! - Well, happy holidays, Simpson.
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You've been sitting there, sucking on a beer all day long.
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I don't know. They're pretty selective.
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Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
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Nixon.
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What? Why? Oh, yeah.
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No!
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- Walking in a winter wonderland
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- Why is there a birdhouse in it? - Uh, that's an ornament.
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a decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.
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Oh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters get outta town.
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- Homer! - A word with you in Santa's workshop.
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Now, let's not get mushy, son.
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Come on, son. Let's go cash this baby and get presents for--
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Thirteen bucks?
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I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid...
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It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown,
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I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be sad little elves this Christmas.
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you know the tradition, son. Not till the eighth race.
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I guess Whirlwind is our only hope for a Merry Christmas.
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- It's a sign! It's an omen! - It's a coincidence, Dad.
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Oh, go for it, Dad.
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I'm just trashing your father.
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So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,
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- and they're off!
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And with a lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper.
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Oh, jeez!