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Season 27

Aired 7 years ago - May 22, 2016

Marge goes to prison for letting Bart play in a park unsupervised.

Aired 7 years ago - May 15, 2016

After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart’s lackluster treehouse, but tensions rise when Bart questions her building skills. Also, in the episode’s last three minutes, Homer appears LIVE for the first time on television (both for East and West Coast broadcasts) to answer fan questions. MORE -LESS

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Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
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I'll tell you what, why don't I spruce it up for you. Huh?
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BURNS (chuckles): So I said,
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Mr. Homer Simpson.
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You're gonna-- oh, where did all these people come from?!
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Yeah. I really feel badly for the guy.
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Oh, oh, I feel a little better.
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(sobbing): I don't know!
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Homie, you're gonna chuckle your blues away.
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First we need a location.
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(sighs): Oh, boy.
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Aah! No! Aah!
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They've pulled back the bow-- now let the arrow take flight.
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I... ah-ah-ah... ah...
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That's kind of expensive.
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HOMER: This is it.
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but how do I turn them into comedy?
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I could not possibly imagine what such a person would say.
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(laughter)
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You want to give him the one we can never crack?
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I'm from the city. Are you aware that you live
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(grunting)
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That's anti-improv.
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Grant Hood is their improv critic.
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Hi, everybody.
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And a type of person that might be there.
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Whoa, automatic blinds.
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Thank you.
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(gasps) Dad! Dad!
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We're gonna be on the main stage on closing night!
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Kids are ungrateful, that's their job.
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you don't want to accidentally undermine him like last time.
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I slept on it, and I'm madder than ever.
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(growling)
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You like your eggs a little runny don't you?
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(voice-breaking): Y-You're making me cry.
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(in normal voice): Ooh, I give up.
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I am getting a helium balloon.
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Remember how funny you was when you was the confident Cajun?
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who didn't cheat at improv.
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Are you cheating by planting suggestions?
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Hey, lay off your dad, huh?
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No, no, I've heard enough.
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Uh, frog gigger.
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I hear... drive-thru cashier!
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>> OUR FATHER IS GOING TO IMPROV LIVE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS FROM
Aired 7 years ago - May 08, 2016

"The Simpsons are going to..." Paris (well, Homer and Marge are), but in order to be able to afford the trip, Homer has to smuggle an exotic snake into France so it can be made into a gourmet meal.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 24, 2016

Homer recalls a tense family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the Flanders family. At first, the Flanders’ perfection puts the families at odds, but when they get stranded and Ned and Homer go for help, the families finally bond.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 10, 2016

After getting into an argument, Marge takes Lisa on a touristy trip to Capital City, where, after attending a musical, they meet the show’s star who reminds Lisa how lucky she is to have such a great mom. Meanwhile, Bart is frustrated that everyone expects his pranks, so he teams up with Maggie to trick people.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 03, 2016

When Smithers is devastated by Burns’ lack of affection towards him, Homer makes it his mission to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, after Bart orchestrates the removal of the lead in the school’s stage production of “Casablanca,” Milhouse serves as a terrible understudy, which frustrates his co-star, Lisa.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 13, 2016

Not feeling unique, Lisa signs up for the Mars One Space Colony – to Marge’s dismay. Then, Marge hires Bart to go through the tryout process with Lisa to make her want to quit.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 06, 2016

After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office, but learns a tough lesson when her neglected class hamster dies. Meanwhile, Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner for a little extra money, and the trauma of the gory scenes make her increasingly dead inside.

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(laughing continues)
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(shrieks)
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Finally, a chance to use my online CPR training.
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You have so much more trash to eat.
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(groans)
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Which accomplishes what? I don't know.
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They sure got that right. (growls)
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And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing.
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until the cleanup crew mops up this mess.
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Actually, seriously, could you do that?
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So give it a shot.
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Plus, you can keep any money you find,
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but I swabbed him for Tyzzer's and it came up negative.
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looking for just such a thing?
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Oh, it's a shame to ruin such a clean smock,
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Let me have a go at jump-starting
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(chuckles) Ew.
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but he still loves the thrill of the hunt.
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Oh, you remind me of a certain young man
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and become-- ugh-- a people doctor.
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(electrical crackling)
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Springfield PD.
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Hey, it can't be worse than what I've seen.
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DR. BUDGIE: Lisa, could you come here for a moment?
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Of course!
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Hmm. Could be fin rot.
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A couple drops of medicine in the water, and he'll be fine.
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Hurry, Doc! His lungs are full of seltzer!
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(alarm beeping)
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I heard that can really mess you...
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Yeah, I got popcorn in there from Kramer vs. Kramer.
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Oh, knock it off. You're not a vet.
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you're gonna need me to tell you it's gonna grow back.
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You're not a professional.
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See, Bart? Life or death.
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I'm wearing my snuggle socks.
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But I won!
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Would you like my itty-bitty booze light?
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He's displaying the symptoms of early onset parvo.
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You've become so arrogant, you've forgotten who you are.
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Did you let this happen to a creature in your care?
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If you'd gone to veterinary school, you'd know that.
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Well, we've done all we can.
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sweetie, look at this one.
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Oh, man, that's refreshing.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 21, 2016

After Bart accidentally sends a sweet homeless woman's cart into the river, he allows her to live in his closet for a small fee. When Lisa discovers that the woman is an incredible folk singer, she offers her own closet and plans a concert, only to be disappointed by Hettie's surprising substance abuse and violent nature. Meanwhile Homer tries to prove he's handy, but accidentally traps the cat in the walls of the house. MORE -LESS

Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 14 (S27E14) - 1
Come spring, I'll go get that for you.
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A bacon apology sandwich.
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Stupid genius cat.
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Oh, no. Once you've been bitten
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Okay, cat, I'll get you out tomorrow, but here's dinner.
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I suppose I will take
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Hey, what you take in your coffee?
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Yes, I'm a slumlord.
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♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪
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♪ I was-- I was trying to get it on my own ♪
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Hmm.
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Just what do you think you're up to?
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MAN: Lose a Kewpie doll in front of your gal.
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So, you're gonna tell Mom and she's gonna kick Hettie out.
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♪ It was a cart ♪
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♪ I cook my slop in ♪
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♪ It was my home ♪
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♪ Where you are. ♪
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Really? Oh, I love, love, love indigenous mountain music.
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(chuckles) But you can stay in our house.
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Okay, we'll only talk about it if you want to!
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They do go well together. Have you always been musical?
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Howlin' Sue and Her Vestigial Organ,
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He looks a little like that now.
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when I show the world what it's missing in you.
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Oh, baby girl, I feel like I'm back home in poorest Appalachia.
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♪ That your store ♪
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♪ For many a long day... ♪
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Well, I think you'll help me every way you can.
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Then, of course, I realized there was a reason we broke up.
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(chuckles) To pay for it, I sold my Malibu Stacys.
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Lis, Lis, Lis. (grunting) What?!
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Ugh. You know what, Bart? Just get out!
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Uh, uh, I'll do it! Oh.
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Okay. I'm goin' in.
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(Snowball II mewing)
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Aw, crap.
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(laughing): Well, I'm a little big for a baby.
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They'd say, "Hettie, come over here,
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and do you have any OxyContin?
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Please reassure me because I am frightened.
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You know what I mean?
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Okay, you've convinced me.
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(grumbling) Homer, do you know what was going on in our house?
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without our permission.
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Okay, if you want to find this woman,
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Fortunately for you, I'm fluent in drunk.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 14, 2016

Lonely Professor Frink uses science to turn himself into a man whom women find attractive. Then, overwhelmed by the attention, he invents an algorithm to perfectly pair the lonely men and women of Springfield, realizing that scientific exploration is his true love. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart, and Lisa visit Grampa for Valentine’s Day and try to rescue the old folks from a drug-induced hallucination that allows them to relive their happiest memories. MORE -LESS

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Cletus, you know I can fry up whatever you can shoot down.
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Sometimes they listen, sometimes not.
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Well, there's, uh, no mistaking that message.
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Son, I'm scared.
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Fine. I'll just take a large drum of butt ointment.
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I don't see why, unless you found that missing puzzle piece.
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Yeah, me and my Bubbeleh made love to that song.
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Okay, time for some Valentine's candy for our swinging seniors.
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Suddenly, I don't want to kvetch.
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with all the anger turned to honey by nostalgia.
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Marge, all we ever do is leave them here.
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Haven't forgotten about you, suspicious Iranian coworker.
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Listen, pal, I've had plenty of experience with one woman.
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And my relationship with Lisa has never been better.
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can solve anything except for cold fusion, quasars,
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Blue eyes! Definitely wants kids.
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Hey, look at me. I'm Herman Munster!
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Why? Why? Why?
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Oh, my God, it's the voice.
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: This voice is an amalgam of great voices
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Yep-- hang out at yoga classes.
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Now, here's our headliner, Dolly Parton.
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He just comped me a suite!
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Mrs. Simpson, it's a fact.
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How can I help you?
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Oyce... Voy...
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You broke up with a long- time high school boyfriend
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Yeah, his name's...
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Man, you're reading page three
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you are the pork chop with gravy on top.
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Which I find intriguing.
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This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
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It ain't there.
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to put up with me and my domesticated wolverine.
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We don't serve baked potatoes.
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And hid them in the one place they'll never look: the library.
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Every night I watch my roommate cry himself to sleep.
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Oh, that's some fine hallucinatin'.
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and I ain't leavin' it.
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I'm not getting out, I'm cutting in.
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Aw, your sexist argument has won me over.
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So what, uh...
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 17, 2016

Sanjay passes his stake in the Kwik-E-Mart to his millennial son, Jay, who turns it into a hip, health food market against Apu’s insistence on tradition. Bart, whom Homer had convinced to give up pranking, is called upon to return to his trickster life and take down the new store.

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Ahs?! Oh, that's grand theft thunder.
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All right, you pole-sliders asked for it.
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Before I die, I would like to know
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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it.
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You know the kind of things they'll do to me at the dentist?
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Now say it like you're talking to a dying soldier
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I know you can't turn your head,
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This is painful, but I no longer want
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All I remember on that boat was you,
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He will rebuild while you recuperate.
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during our wordless shift changes. Hm.
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Okay, those guys are cool,
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Why, you, millennial...
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My father's enjoying his retirement.
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You have a restroom?
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One paid-for ticket and all the rest were losers.
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But that was the last winner he saw.
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with another piece of the store.
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Oh! Wolowitz.
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Thank God, the Department of Homeland Security
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and Skinner plummets to his hilarious doom.
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Dad, we're taking Apu out to cheer him up.
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Because in 1967, you and...
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Hey, you want to go move our mouths without speaking
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The so-called marketing genius
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Me, who has been as loyal to you
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Temple of Doom... Three months I worked on that
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Well, my dear nephew, this stereotype will no longer
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Hey, brah, come in and chillax.
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I leave for one second,
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Yeah, okay, let's see, uh,
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Yeah, except for that hurricane when he jacked up the prices.
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and I sell you Christmas gifts
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are gonna have to buy more beers.
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I don't miss it.
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Go back to sleep.
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I can stop saving up for that house near the prison.
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and now I've awoken a monster.
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and he never went back.
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so everything will immediately go bad.
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I see... love.
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Ah! Save us, chemicals!
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Who is a cliché now?
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 10, 2016

There is a new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and a captivated Bart tries everything to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer decides to buy a new brand of “milk,” which causes early puberty, both for Bart (augmenting his wooing powers) and Lisa (whose small bout with acne opens her up to the world of makeup and popularity).

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 03, 2016

After a photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, he returns to the best job he ever had, a dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. This same post inspires Lisa to code an app that predicts the real-life consequences of anything you post online, only to create sentient artificial intelligence.

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 13, 2015

Bart’s coming of age story a la “Boyhood” chronicles his life from six years old to his time as an accomplished young man. Along the way, his tense relationship with Homer, an overly uncaring version of himself, and Lisa, who overshadows him in every way possible, shape Bart more than he realizes.

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 06, 2015

Lisa sets out to restore the tarnished reputation of Springfield’s first female inventor. To find her invention, she scours an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men. Bart joins Lisa at the asylum, stealing one of the homicidal patient’s notebooks, and bragging to the boys at school that he wrote the entries himself. This revelation causes Homer and Marge to believe he is a sociopath, which Bart decides to use to his advantage until things go too far. MORE -LESS

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 22, 2015

When Homer loses $5,000 at a poker game with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, the only way he is able to settle the bet is if he loans Lisa to Laney for a month. Then, Laney turns Lisa into a show biz kid and Marge and Homer fear they made a mistake letting her go. So they head to New York to get her back.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 08, 2015

Lisa makes a new pal at school named Harper, whose internet billionaire father becomes buddies with a different Simpson: Homer. Soon, though, Lisa becomes worried that Harper is a little too entitled.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 25, 2015

In the annual fright fest Halloween episode, Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart, only to reanimate him; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; and Lisa, Bart, and Milhouse get super powers from radiation.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 18, 2015

When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them to lose their jobs, and rob his house while Homer and Lisa hide out in the attic. Homer and Lisa light up their stored holiday decorations to attract attention and stand up to the intruders. MORE -LESS

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 11, 2015

Upon learning that their father really died of lung cancer, Selma and Patty agree to quit smoking. When Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 04, 2015

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-chef, challenges Homer to a smoke-off. But when someone steals Homer’s secret weapon – a smoker he bought off a mysterious man at a BBQ shack – Lisa and Bart are on the case.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 27, 2015

Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy, but instead of returning home with his prescription medication, he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something.