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Season 27  "Lisa the Veterinarian"  27x15

Aired 4 years ago - Mar 06, 2016

After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office, but learns a tough lesson when her neglected class hamster dies. Meanwhile, Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner for a little extra money, and the trauma of the gory scenes make her increasingly dead inside.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 1
(laughing continues)
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(shrieks)
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Finally, a chance to use my online CPR training.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 4
You have so much more trash to eat.
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(groans)
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Which accomplishes what? I don't know.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 7
They sure got that right. (growls)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 8
And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 9
until the cleanup crew mops up this mess.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 10
Actually, seriously, could you do that?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 11
So give it a shot.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 12
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Plus, you can keep any money you find,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 14
but I swabbed him for Tyzzer's and it came up negative.
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looking for just such a thing?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 16
Oh, it's a shame to ruin such a clean smock,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 17
Let me have a go at jump-starting
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 18
(chuckles) Ew.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 20
but he still loves the thrill of the hunt.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 21
Oh, you remind me of a certain young man
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 22
and become-- ugh-- a people doctor.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 23
(electrical crackling)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 24
Springfield PD.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 25
Hey, it can't be worse than what I've seen.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 26
DR. BUDGIE: Lisa, could you come here for a moment?
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Of course!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 30
Hmm. Could be fin rot.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 31
A couple drops of medicine in the water, and he'll be fine.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 32
Hurry, Doc! His lungs are full of seltzer!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 33
(alarm beeping)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 34
I heard that can really mess you...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 35
Yeah, I got popcorn in there from Kramer vs. Kramer.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 37
Oh, knock it off. You're not a vet.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 38
you're gonna need me to tell you it's gonna grow back.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 39
You're not a professional.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 40
See, Bart? Life or death.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 41
I'm wearing my snuggle socks.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 42
But I won!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 43
Would you like my itty-bitty booze light?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 44
He's displaying the symptoms of early onset parvo.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 45
You've become so arrogant, you've forgotten who you are.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 46
Did you let this happen to a creature in your care?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 47
If you'd gone to veterinary school, you'd know that.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 48
Well, we've done all we can.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 49
sweetie, look at this one.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 50
Oh, man, that's refreshing.

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 2
(shrieks)
#2
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Finally, a chance to use my online CPR training.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 4
You have so much more trash to eat.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 5
(groans)
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 6
Which accomplishes what? I don't know.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 7
They sure got that right. (growls)
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 8
And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 9
until the cleanup crew mops up this mess.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 10
Actually, seriously, could you do that?
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 11
So give it a shot.
#11
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Plus, you can keep any money you find,
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 14
but I swabbed him for Tyzzer's and it came up negative.
#14
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looking for just such a thing?
#15
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Oh, it's a shame to ruin such a clean smock,
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 17
Let me have a go at jump-starting
#17
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(chuckles) Ew.
#18
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but he still loves the thrill of the hunt.
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 21
Oh, you remind me of a certain young man
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 22
and become-- ugh-- a people doctor.
#22
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(electrical crackling)
#23
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Springfield PD.
#24
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Hey, it can't be worse than what I've seen.
#25
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DR. BUDGIE: Lisa, could you come here for a moment?
#26
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Of course!
#27
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Hmm. Could be fin rot.
#30
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A couple drops of medicine in the water, and he'll be fine.
#31
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Hurry, Doc! His lungs are full of seltzer!
#32
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(alarm beeping)
#33
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I heard that can really mess you...
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 35
Yeah, I got popcorn in there from Kramer vs. Kramer.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 37
Oh, knock it off. You're not a vet.
#37
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you're gonna need me to tell you it's gonna grow back.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 39
You're not a professional.
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 40
See, Bart? Life or death.
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 41
I'm wearing my snuggle socks.
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 42
But I won!
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 43
Would you like my itty-bitty booze light?
#43
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He's displaying the symptoms of early onset parvo.
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 45
You've become so arrogant, you've forgotten who you are.
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 46
Did you let this happen to a creature in your care?
#46
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If you'd gone to veterinary school, you'd know that.
#47
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Well, we've done all we can.
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 49
sweetie, look at this one.
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 15 (S27E15) - 50
Oh, man, that's refreshing.
#50