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Season 27  "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"  27x13

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 14, 2016

Lonely Professor Frink uses science to turn himself into a man whom women find attractive. Then, overwhelmed by the attention, he invents an algorithm to perfectly pair the lonely men and women of Springfield, realizing that scientific exploration is his true love. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart, and Lisa visit Grampa for Valentine’s Day and try to rescue the old folks from a drug-induced hallucination that allows them to relive their happiest memories.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 1
Cletus, you know I can fry up whatever you can shoot down.
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Sometimes they listen, sometimes not.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 5
Well, there's, uh, no mistaking that message.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 6
Son, I'm scared.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 7
Fine. I'll just take a large drum of butt ointment.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 8
I don't see why, unless you found that missing puzzle piece.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 9
Yeah, me and my Bubbeleh made love to that song.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 10
Okay, time for some Valentine's candy for our swinging seniors.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 11
Suddenly, I don't want to kvetch.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 13
with all the anger turned to honey by nostalgia.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 14
Marge, all we ever do is leave them here.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 15
Haven't forgotten about you, suspicious Iranian coworker.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 17
Listen, pal, I've had plenty of experience with one woman.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 18
And my relationship with Lisa has never been better.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 19
can solve anything except for cold fusion, quasars,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 21
Blue eyes! Definitely wants kids.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 22
Hey, look at me. I'm Herman Munster!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 23
Why? Why? Why?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 24
Oh, my God, it's the voice.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 26
: This voice is an amalgam of great voices
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 27
Yep-- hang out at yoga classes.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 28
Now, here's our headliner, Dolly Parton.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 29
He just comped me a suite!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 30
Mrs. Simpson, it's a fact.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 31
How can I help you?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 32
Oyce... Voy...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 33
You broke up with a long- time high school boyfriend
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 34
Yeah, his name's...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 35
Man, you're reading page three
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 37
you are the pork chop with gravy on top.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 38
Which I find intriguing.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 39
This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 40
It ain't there.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 41
to put up with me and my domesticated wolverine.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 42
We don't serve baked potatoes.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 43
And hid them in the one place they'll never look: the library.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 44
Every night I watch my roommate cry himself to sleep.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 45
Oh, that's some fine hallucinatin'.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 47
and I ain't leavin' it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 48
I'm not getting out, I'm cutting in.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 49
Aw, your sexist argument has won me over.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 50
So what, uh...

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Sometimes they listen, sometimes not.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 5
Well, there's, uh, no mistaking that message.
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 6
Son, I'm scared.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 7
Fine. I'll just take a large drum of butt ointment.
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 8
I don't see why, unless you found that missing puzzle piece.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 9
Yeah, me and my Bubbeleh made love to that song.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 10
Okay, time for some Valentine's candy for our swinging seniors.
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 11
Suddenly, I don't want to kvetch.
#11
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with all the anger turned to honey by nostalgia.
#13
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Marge, all we ever do is leave them here.
#14
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Haven't forgotten about you, suspicious Iranian coworker.
#15
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Listen, pal, I've had plenty of experience with one woman.
#17
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And my relationship with Lisa has never been better.
#18
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can solve anything except for cold fusion, quasars,
#19
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Blue eyes! Definitely wants kids.
#21
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Hey, look at me. I'm Herman Munster!
#22
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Why? Why? Why?
#23
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Oh, my God, it's the voice.
#24
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: This voice is an amalgam of great voices
#26
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Yep-- hang out at yoga classes.
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 28
Now, here's our headliner, Dolly Parton.
#28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 29
He just comped me a suite!
#29
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Mrs. Simpson, it's a fact.
#30
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How can I help you?
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 32
Oyce... Voy...
#32
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You broke up with a long- time high school boyfriend
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 34
Yeah, his name's...
#34
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Man, you're reading page three
#35
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you are the pork chop with gravy on top.
#37
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Which I find intriguing.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 39
This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
#39
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It ain't there.
#40
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to put up with me and my domesticated wolverine.
#41
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We don't serve baked potatoes.
#42
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And hid them in the one place they'll never look: the library.
#43
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Every night I watch my roommate cry himself to sleep.
#44
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Oh, that's some fine hallucinatin'.
#45
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and I ain't leavin' it.
#47
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I'm not getting out, I'm cutting in.
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 49
Aw, your sexist argument has won me over.
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 27 Episode 13 (S27E13) - 50
So what, uh...
#50