S1 E13
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Season 1  "Some Enchanted Evening"  1x13

Aired 30 years ago - May 13, 1990

While Homer takes Marge out for a night on the town, the kids spot their babysitter on America's Most Armed and Dangerous.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
Save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
When we were dating, he was sweeter...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Marge, it's what I call "harsh reality time."
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
- Say it like you mean it. - Yeah!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
Is there an Al Coholic here?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
Is everything okay? Usually you have a quick one,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
- Homer. - What?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Except for one difference.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
I'm not done. After dinner,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
- What's keeping Dad? - Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
You are not the hot love object you deserve to be,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Marge, I, uh-- love you.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
- Who? - Oliver Klozoff.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
we'll adjourn to our second-floor room at the Offramp Inn.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby-sitting Service. - This is Marge Simpson.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
- No, I said Sampson, not Simpson. - Thank God!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
Well, tonight is a very special night.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
- You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man. - Not if l can help it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Hm. Hm.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
Aye, aye, mambo man.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
Thank you for coming on such short notice.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
- Maybe we can watch some real TV. - We're gonna watch the tape.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
Now for some real TV.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
If you think you've seen him, call 1 -800-U-SQUEAL.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
Garcon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
The Baby-sitter Bandit has left a trail of her daring nighttime robberies...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
- Remember, she may be using a clever alias... - Botz!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
Are you in... here?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
Finally!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
- Don't muss my hair! - Ohh! Oh! Oh!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
- I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut. - He isn't.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
Maybe I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
wanna watch The Happy Little Elves again?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
Oh, so you got out of your crib.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
you know, just to check on the kids?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 51
I suppose my work here is done. Heh, heh, heh, heh!

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
When we were dating, he was sweeter...
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Marge, it's what I call "harsh reality time."
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
- Say it like you mean it. - Yeah!
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
Is there an Al Coholic here?
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
Is everything okay? Usually you have a quick one,
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
- Homer. - What?
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Except for one difference.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
I'm not done. After dinner,
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
- What's keeping Dad? - Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?
#11
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You are not the hot love object you deserve to be,
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Marge, I, uh-- love you.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16 #16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
- Who? - Oliver Klozoff.
#17
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we'll adjourn to our second-floor room at the Offramp Inn.
#18
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- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby-sitting Service. - This is Marge Simpson.
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
- No, I said Sampson, not Simpson. - Thank God!
#20
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Well, tonight is a very special night.
#21
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- You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man. - Not if l can help it.
#22
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Hm. Hm.
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
Aye, aye, mambo man.
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
Thank you for coming on such short notice.
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy.
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
- Maybe we can watch some real TV. - We're gonna watch the tape.
#27
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it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
Now for some real TV.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
If you think you've seen him, call 1 -800-U-SQUEAL.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
Garcon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne.
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
The Baby-sitter Bandit has left a trail of her daring nighttime robberies...
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
- Remember, she may be using a clever alias... - Botz!
#36
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Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp.
#38
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Are you in... here?
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
Finally!
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
- Don't muss my hair! - Ohh! Oh! Oh!
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
- I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut. - He isn't.
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
Maybe I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.
#44
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wanna watch The Happy Little Elves again?
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
Oh, so you got out of your crib.
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49 #49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
you know, just to check on the kids?
#50
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I suppose my work here is done. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
#51