S31 E11
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Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 31  "Hail to the Teeth"  31x11

Aired 5 months ago - Jan 05, 2020

Homer and Marge attend Artie Ziff’s wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge. Meanwhile, Lisa grapples with the misogynistic implications of the immediate popularity she receives after getting her new Invisalign braces.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 1
I can't?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 2
Great news: I'm getting married, and you're invited!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 3
We got a flyer from Lowe's!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 4
If you come, I promise you a wonderful time.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 5
¶ Don't be tardy ¶
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 7
Well, they're practically invisible.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 8
- (gas whooshes) - Yeah, give me that.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 9
HOMER: Hmm.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 11
Hey, I'm not made of money.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 12
It's so funny. Don't you get it?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 13
In other news, local newsman hopes to score with caterer.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 14
Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 15
- (flatlining beep) - (groans)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 16
Her smile makes me feel full,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 17
as all barn spiders do (sniffles) in the fall.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 18
Well, your smiling face made dying alone fun.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 19
This'll go good in Willie's stew.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 20
I'm so happy, I could sing!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 22
trying to figure out if this is sexist.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 23
Here's your coffee, Jim.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 24
and that's your face.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 25
Ugh! Don't you see why I hate this?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 27
Not one person from the bride's family.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 29
I take great delight in informing you
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 30
When we make sex, it is so, so good.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 31
And this is a picture of us at our wedding.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 32
This smile is so wrong.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 33
I could use my new power to change these things,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 34
Indubitably.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 35
You never liked Lisa.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 36
You're big with swing voters,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 37
Look at this negative ad he did.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 38
In the bag, Madam President.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 39
(gasps) What happened to my smile?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 40
Uh, Ralph lost his retainer in the trash.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 42
Artie only married her because she looks like me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 43
This is technically his honeymoon.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 44
Sure, why not?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 45
This one keeps trying to kill me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 46
I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 47
Only you could find a pearl in the flabby oyster that is me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 48
Artie, you and your blue crew of Margekateers
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 49
The sooner we can get this debate over,
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CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 2
Great news: I'm getting married, and you're invited!
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 3
We got a flyer from Lowe's!
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 4
If you come, I promise you a wonderful time.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 5
¶ Don't be tardy ¶
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 6 #6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 7
Well, they're practically invisible.
#7
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- (gas whooshes) - Yeah, give me that.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 9
HOMER: Hmm.
#9
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Hey, I'm not made of money.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 12
It's so funny. Don't you get it?
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 13
In other news, local newsman hopes to score with caterer.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 14
Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 15
- (flatlining beep) - (groans)
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 16
Her smile makes me feel full,
#16
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as all barn spiders do (sniffles) in the fall.
#17
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Well, your smiling face made dying alone fun.
#18
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This'll go good in Willie's stew.
#19
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I'm so happy, I could sing!
#20
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trying to figure out if this is sexist.
#22
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Here's your coffee, Jim.
#23
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and that's your face.
#24
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Ugh! Don't you see why I hate this?
#25
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Not one person from the bride's family.
#27
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I take great delight in informing you
#29
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When we make sex, it is so, so good.
#30
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And this is a picture of us at our wedding.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 32
This smile is so wrong.
#32
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I could use my new power to change these things,
#33
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Indubitably.
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 35
You never liked Lisa.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 36
You're big with swing voters,
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 37
Look at this negative ad he did.
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 38
In the bag, Madam President.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 39
(gasps) What happened to my smile?
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 40
Uh, Ralph lost his retainer in the trash.
#40
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Artie only married her because she looks like me.
#42
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This is technically his honeymoon.
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 44
Sure, why not?
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 45
This one keeps trying to kill me.
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 46
I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck.
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 47
Only you could find a pearl in the flabby oyster that is me.
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 48
Artie, you and your blue crew of Margekateers
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 11 (S31E11) - 49
The sooner we can get this debate over,
#49
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CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!
#50