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Season 9  "Dumbbell Indemnity"  9x16

Aired 26 years ago - Mar 01, 1998

Moe goes broke trying to wine and dine a new girlfriend. Desperate for money, he cooks up an insurance scam with Homer.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 1
[Whimpers]
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All right, come on. What's the catch?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 3
Gee, I'm sorry. I used to box, you know. My brairs-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 4
Let's get out of here, Moe. This is going nowhere.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 5
- I didn't say "no" exactly. - Really?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 6
##[Man Singing]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 8
And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 9
I just can't figure it out.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 10
- just so we could have a romantic evening together. - Yeah, well...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 12
Uh, no. No, no. I don't want that on the card.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 14
[Clamoring]
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 16
But... I still don't know.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 17
- Mmm! Me. - Hey, hey! Aw, that's great.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 18
and I'm gonna be right there with 'em.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 19
I keep showing Renee the sweet life.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 20
No, you look a little nervous, Lisa.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 21
- [Chuckles] - Uh, scuse me there, Officer. You see my car there...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 23
##[Homer Singing]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 24
- [Shrieking] - [Screaming]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 25
- And you're sweating a lot, even for you. - Am I?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 26
Aw!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 28
- What plan? - The what? The-The wonderful evening plan.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 29
- Homer, you moron. - Homer, you genius!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 30
[Screaming]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 32
Homer! Oh, how... could you?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 34
Listen, I know it looks bad, but all I can tell you...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 35
Aw, thanks, boy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 36
- But I'm in jail. - Yeah. Yeah, that's a-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 37
Oh, cripes, the puppy dog look.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 38
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. There's just somethir I got to do.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 39
Nah, nah, nah. We're going for the real thing. First class all the way.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 40
Hawaii, here we come.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 43
Hey, n-no. No, y-you ain't dead. Y-Y-You're just in jail.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 44
Exactly. Exactly!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 45
Oh, boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 46
[Grunts]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 47
wasting your time with a lowlife like me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 48
Unless I send a letter to the police clearing Homer.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 49
- Good-bye, Moe. - Where you going, baby?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 50
Must kill Moe.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 2
All right, come on. What's the catch?
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 3
Gee, I'm sorry. I used to box, you know. My brairs-
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 4
Let's get out of here, Moe. This is going nowhere.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 5
- I didn't say "no" exactly. - Really?
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 6
##[Man Singing]
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 8
And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 9
I just can't figure it out.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 10
- just so we could have a romantic evening together. - Yeah, well...
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 12
Uh, no. No, no. I don't want that on the card.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 14
[Clamoring]
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 16
But... I still don't know.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 17
- Mmm! Me. - Hey, hey! Aw, that's great.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 18
and I'm gonna be right there with 'em.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 19
I keep showing Renee the sweet life.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 20
No, you look a little nervous, Lisa.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 21
- [Chuckles] - Uh, scuse me there, Officer. You see my car there...
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 23
##[Homer Singing]
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 24
- [Shrieking] - [Screaming]
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 25
- And you're sweating a lot, even for you. - Am I?
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 26
Aw!
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 28
- What plan? - The what? The-The wonderful evening plan.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 29
- Homer, you moron. - Homer, you genius!
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 30
[Screaming]
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 32
Homer! Oh, how... could you?
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 34
Listen, I know it looks bad, but all I can tell you...
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 35
Aw, thanks, boy.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 36
- But I'm in jail. - Yeah. Yeah, that's a-
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 37
Oh, cripes, the puppy dog look.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 38
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. There's just somethir I got to do.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 39
Nah, nah, nah. We're going for the real thing. First class all the way.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 40
Hawaii, here we come.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 41 #41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 43
Hey, n-no. No, y-you ain't dead. Y-Y-You're just in jail.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 44
Exactly. Exactly!
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 45
Oh, boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 46
[Grunts]
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 47
wasting your time with a lowlife like me.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 48
Unless I send a letter to the police clearing Homer.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 49
- Good-bye, Moe. - Where you going, baby?
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 50
Must kill Moe.
#50