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Season 8  "Lisa's Date With Density"  8x7

Aired 28 years ago - Dec 15, 1996

Lisa develops a crush on Nelson and tries to change him into a better person. Meanwhile, Homer finds an autodialer and starts a telemarketing scam.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 1
Right now Superintendent Chalmers...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
- [Grunts] - Um, I don't think you want to look in there, sir.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
The cold, hard process of elimination places the "H"...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
[Gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
After you claim your stolen merchandise...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
- Hey! - Ha-ha!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
It automatically calls them one by one and plays my message.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
But you're going to annoy thousands of people...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Now, you take the hoose-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
She was looking at Nelson!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
[Groans]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Ha! Yeah. The best part was when he got wet.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
Hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
Sure is ugly though.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
On Nelson Muntz.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
Plus my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
[Thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
[Siren Wailing]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
It wasn't from him. It was from... me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Do I have to do anything?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Whoo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
You don't understand. She loves to climb in here.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
Please don't ruin this for me, Bart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
[Homer's Voice] Greetings, friend.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Hope your wheels still work. [Laughs]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
I know. [Chuckling] It's funny, huh?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
- Mom? - He's a whole new person, Lisa.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Come on, Nelson. You must think and feel things. I mean, look where we are-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
[Groans]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the Dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
You got rid of them.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
[Sighs] It was that darn recording again.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
That is it, Ned. If you don't unplug that phone right now...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46
[Inhales, Grunts]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
Oh, brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
And I wasn't even there! Honest! Skinner's just out to get me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Well, the thing's been driving the whole town nuts.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
- [Grunts] - Um, I don't think you want to look in there, sir.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
The cold, hard process of elimination places the "H"...
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
[Gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
After you claim your stolen merchandise...
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
- Hey! - Ha-ha!
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
It automatically calls them one by one and plays my message.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
But you're going to annoy thousands of people...
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Now, you take the hoose-
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
She was looking at Nelson!
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
[Groans]
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Ha! Yeah. The best part was when he got wet.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
Hmm.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
Sure is ugly though.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17 #17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
On Nelson Muntz.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
Plus my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
[Thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
[Siren Wailing]
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
It wasn't from him. It was from... me.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Do I have to do anything?
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Whoo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working!
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
You don't understand. She loves to climb in here.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
Please don't ruin this for me, Bart.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
[Homer's Voice] Greetings, friend.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Hope your wheels still work. [Laughs]
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29 #29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
I know. [Chuckling] It's funny, huh?
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
- Mom? - He's a whole new person, Lisa.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35 #35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Come on, Nelson. You must think and feel things. I mean, look where we are-
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
[Groans]
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the Dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
You got rid of them.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
[Sighs] It was that darn recording again.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
That is it, Ned. If you don't unplug that phone right now...
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46
[Inhales, Grunts]
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
Oh, brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
And I wasn't even there! Honest! Skinner's just out to get me.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Well, the thing's been driving the whole town nuts.
#50