S8 E25
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Season 8  "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"  8x25

Aired 23 years ago - May 18, 1997

When Bart is sent to military school after playing a prank on the town, Lisa decides to join him... as the school's only girl cadet.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 1
It's not my nature to complain, but so far today...
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- [Police Radio Chatter] - Uh, this is a police radio...
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- [Chair Squeaks] - [Wiggum Sighs]
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[Bart's Voice Echoing] Testing. Testing.
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[Gasps] That's better.
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- You know, you do have options. - [Lawn Mower Humming]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 8
Military school is a good idea.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 9
- [Tires Squeal] - [Cheering]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 11
- Freak-outs? - lf, uh, that happens...
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- They're just children, Mr. Simpson. - [Scoffs] I guess.
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- And so am I. - [Homer, Marge Gasp]
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 15
Hmm. In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 16
I wanna quit and come home.
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First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 18
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Is there any answer I can give that won't result in more push-ups?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 20
I don't think I can survive here, Lise.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 21
- Had enough? - [Both Groaning]
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so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 23
Too bad it doesn't run in your family.
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I am just calling home.
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- [Stops Ringing] - Ahh.
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I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips.
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[Groans] Anyway, other people need to use the phone.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 28
Oh, gee, Lise, I'd love to, but this really isn't a good time.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 30
and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known.
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But these skills are nothing without courage and stamina.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 34
That's a 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl...
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[Boy] Hey, Bart, come on over here. There's plenty of room.
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[Grunting] It's too hard. My hand is slipping.
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- Nothin'. - Nothin'? Doesn't look like nothin'.
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- Bees. - Bees? [Screams]
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[Yelling]
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- [Gasps] - [Bird Squawks]
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- [Screams] - [Jeering]

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 2
- [Police Radio Chatter] - Uh, this is a police radio...
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 3
- [Chair Squeaks] - [Wiggum Sighs]
#3
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[Bart's Voice Echoing] Testing. Testing.
#5
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[Gasps] That's better.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 7
- You know, you do have options. - [Lawn Mower Humming]
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 8
Military school is a good idea.
#8
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- [Tires Squeal] - [Cheering]
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 11
- Freak-outs? - lf, uh, that happens...
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 12
- They're just children, Mr. Simpson. - [Scoffs] I guess.
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 13
- And so am I. - [Homer, Marge Gasp]
#13
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Hmm. In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 16
I wanna quit and come home.
#16
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First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.
#17
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Is there any answer I can give that won't result in more push-ups?
#19
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I don't think I can survive here, Lise.
#20
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- Had enough? - [Both Groaning]
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 22
so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 23
Too bad it doesn't run in your family.
#23
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I am just calling home.
#24
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- [Stops Ringing] - Ahh.
#25
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I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips.
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 27
[Groans] Anyway, other people need to use the phone.
#27
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Oh, gee, Lise, I'd love to, but this really isn't a good time.
#28
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and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known.
#30
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But these skills are nothing without courage and stamina.
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 34
That's a 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl...
#34
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[Boy] Hey, Bart, come on over here. There's plenty of room.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 36
[Grunting] It's too hard. My hand is slipping.
#36
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- Nothin'. - Nothin'? Doesn't look like nothin'.
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 25 (S08E25) - 38
- Bees. - Bees? [Screams]
#38
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[Yelling]
#39
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- [Gasps] - [Bird Squawks]
#41
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- [Screams] - [Jeering]
#42