S2 E22
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Season 2  "Blood Feud"  2x22

Aired 28 years ago - Aug 11, 1991

When Mr. Burns is saved by a transfusion of Bart's blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 1
If you have double O-negative blood, please report to the bloodmobile.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 2
Maggie, look. What's that?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 3
- What's my blood type? - A-positive.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 4
- How many hairs on my head? - Homie, you have lots of hair.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 5
- It's the only decent thing to do. - D'oh!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 6
Everyone tried to pull it out but nobody was strong enough.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 7
Hey, let's go! Emergency! Life or death here!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 9
- Go ahead. - Charles Montgomery Burns:
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 10
Why, look who's here! It's good old you!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 11
I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 12
The Simpsons will be getting a very nice surprise in the mail.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 13
It's thin, but that's okay. Could be a check.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 14
Is that some way to show your gratitude? No gold, no diamonds.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 15
- We got hosed. - Bart!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 16
And your card was just great.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 17
- He's your boss. You have to mail it? - Yep.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 19
- Thank you. - Where's the letter?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 20
Where did you see it last?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 21
I'll show you mad in the morning!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 22
...for old Mr. Lock. Step aside, boy.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 23
- But don't other people have mail? - So they won't get letters.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 24
It wouldn't do any good to run because you know my name, right?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 25
All right. First question: Have you slept with anyone famous?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 26
- I believe you have a letter for me. - What's your first name?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 27
The trip to the infirmary with most unexpected results.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 28
Simpson, eh? Simpson!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 29
You stink! You're a senile, bucktoothed mummy...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 30
What the hell, I'll just crush him.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 31
Tell you what, have him beaten to a pulp!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 32
...die in a gutter. It's practical and within our means.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 33
- Nothing. Wait. - What?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
"Me, thanking you?" No, it's not a misprint.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 35
I know you're mad. I'm gonna stand outside until you forgive me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 36
...the Simpson matter to attend to. - We do indeed, old friend. We do.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
What's up? You're not your normal self.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
Too practical.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
Oh, woe is me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 40
Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 41
It was carved by Mesoamerican Indians 3000 years ago.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 2
Maggie, look. What's that?
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 3
- What's my blood type? - A-positive.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 4
- How many hairs on my head? - Homie, you have lots of hair.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 5
- It's the only decent thing to do. - D'oh!
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 6
Everyone tried to pull it out but nobody was strong enough.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 7
Hey, let's go! Emergency! Life or death here!
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 9
- Go ahead. - Charles Montgomery Burns:
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 10
Why, look who's here! It's good old you!
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 11
I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 12
The Simpsons will be getting a very nice surprise in the mail.
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 13
It's thin, but that's okay. Could be a check.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 14
Is that some way to show your gratitude? No gold, no diamonds.
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 15
- We got hosed. - Bart!
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 16
And your card was just great.
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 17
- He's your boss. You have to mail it? - Yep.
#17
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- Thank you. - Where's the letter?
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 20
Where did you see it last?
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 21
I'll show you mad in the morning!
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 22
...for old Mr. Lock. Step aside, boy.
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 23
- But don't other people have mail? - So they won't get letters.
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 24
It wouldn't do any good to run because you know my name, right?
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 25
All right. First question: Have you slept with anyone famous?
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 26
- I believe you have a letter for me. - What's your first name?
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 27
The trip to the infirmary with most unexpected results.
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 28
Simpson, eh? Simpson!
#28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 29
You stink! You're a senile, bucktoothed mummy...
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 30
What the hell, I'll just crush him.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 31
Tell you what, have him beaten to a pulp!
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 32
...die in a gutter. It's practical and within our means.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 33
- Nothing. Wait. - What?
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
"Me, thanking you?" No, it's not a misprint.
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 35
I know you're mad. I'm gonna stand outside until you forgive me.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 36
...the Simpson matter to attend to. - We do indeed, old friend. We do.
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
What's up? You're not your normal self.
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
Too practical.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
Oh, woe is me.
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 40
Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 41
It was carved by Mesoamerican Indians 3000 years ago.
#41