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Season 2  "Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment"  2x13

Aired 33 years ago - Feb 07, 1991

Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up, but Lisa fears he will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
He offered to hook me up illegally to every channel for $50.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
This is okay. Everybody does it, right?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Is this legal?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
We'll teach you to lower your bill by making your own Band-Aids.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
This is where Jaws eats the boat.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
They think people watch that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
Children, I don't want you to get frightened but I must teach you this.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
If you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened you would die.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
-...unless I say "hell." -He has a point.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
-Are you sure this isn't stealing? -Read the pamphlet.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Wait a minute. I'm confused. Did you say "cleans and straightens"?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
-What's gotten into Lisa? -Beats the hell out of me!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Thou shalt not.... Covet...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
-Just charge me something, please. -Okay.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Oh, great. All right, what makes you say that?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
Run for the hills, Ma Barker, before I call the feds!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Not too shabby! What do you say?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum Two...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
-You are quite wealthy. -Thank you. Your candor is refreshing.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
-So, Homer, I hear you got the fight. -That's right.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
-Somebody's having a party. -Friday night. Wanna come over?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
No. It is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
-Should I have him arrested? -That seems like an ideal solution.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
You're watching Top Hat Entertainment. Adult programming all day, every day.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Oil service stocks slumped....
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
Stealing cable is wrong, so I'm not watching it...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Why can't she be more like...? Well, not like Bart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
-No. -It's coming down. That's it!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
You sure about this? Doesn't look friendly.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
You must be at least 8 years old.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
-How many people are coming? -Just a select circle.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
You have a special motivation going into this bout.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
You dedicate the fight to your manager!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
Will you get--? Hey, go protest outside, will you? Now!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
-Okay, that stuff I stole from work. -Oh, okay.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Hello, Mr. Burns. Like to watch the fight?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
-Simpson? -Yes.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
...and honed his skills while serving time for assault...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
I've made a couple of important decisions.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 51
Eight! Nine! Ten!

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
This is okay. Everybody does it, right?
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable!
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Is this legal?
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
We'll teach you to lower your bill by making your own Band-Aids.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
This is where Jaws eats the boat.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
They think people watch that.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9 #9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
Children, I don't want you to get frightened but I must teach you this.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
If you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened you would die.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
-...unless I say "hell." -He has a point.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
-Are you sure this isn't stealing? -Read the pamphlet.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Wait a minute. I'm confused. Did you say "cleans and straightens"?
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16 #16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
-What's gotten into Lisa? -Beats the hell out of me!
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Thou shalt not.... Covet...
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
-Just charge me something, please. -Okay.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Oh, great. All right, what makes you say that?
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
Run for the hills, Ma Barker, before I call the feds!
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Not too shabby! What do you say?
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum Two...
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
-You are quite wealthy. -Thank you. Your candor is refreshing.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
-So, Homer, I hear you got the fight. -That's right.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
-Somebody's having a party. -Friday night. Wanna come over?
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
No. It is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
-Should I have him arrested? -That seems like an ideal solution.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
You're watching Top Hat Entertainment. Adult programming all day, every day.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Oil service stocks slumped....
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
Stealing cable is wrong, so I'm not watching it...
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Why can't she be more like...? Well, not like Bart.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
-No. -It's coming down. That's it!
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
You sure about this? Doesn't look friendly.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
You must be at least 8 years old.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39 #39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
-How many people are coming? -Just a select circle.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
You have a special motivation going into this bout.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
You dedicate the fight to your manager!
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
Will you get--? Hey, go protest outside, will you? Now!
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
-Okay, that stuff I stole from work. -Oh, okay.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Hello, Mr. Burns. Like to watch the fight?
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
-Simpson? -Yes.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
...and honed his skills while serving time for assault...
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49 #49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
I've made a couple of important decisions.
#50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 51
Eight! Nine! Ten!
#51