S2 E14
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Season 2  "Principal Charming"  2x14

Aired 29 years ago - Feb 14, 1991

When Marge begs Homer to find Selma a husband, he sets her up with Principal Skinner... who falls in love with Patty instead.

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...one of the statistically small number of single 40-year-olds...
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I'll get right to it. I'm getting older and uglier.
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...so you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin?
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-I want you to find Selma a husband. -Find a husband?!
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Patty chose celibacy but Selma simply had it thrust upon her.
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Say when.
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According to my sources, you are simultaneously planning...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
-He'll never get away with it. -He just goes too far.
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...I still think they're the best Tater Tots money can buy.
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The sheer contempt makes me wish I could use the board of education.
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Come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
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Sorry, Principal Skinner. It's a bad connection, I think.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 19
...I'd like to punish Bart through backbreaking physical labor.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
But enough about Bart. Tell me, are you married?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 21
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I'm too nervous. You do it.
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So, Patty, tell me, tell me more about your trip to Egypt.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 26
...the Parents Advisory Board asked that I see Space Mutants Part V.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
Pack of Lady Laramies.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
Save your strength, lad. There's a whole field for you to re-sod yet.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
Have I ever. The thought of doing wrong makes my stomach turn.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
You don't want to show up for your big date looking like Yosemite Sam.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 31
Cherry cordials. I hope you like them.
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-This evening has been disappointing. -Indeed. Terrible.
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Nearly 30 and still working as a busboy!
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Oh, yes. Plenty of fish. We just don't have any bait.
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Hello, Dolly.
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Until then.
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One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends.
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Attention! Seymour Skinner is in love!
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I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law, Selma.
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My sister's not going out with Barney Gumble!
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But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple--
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It's not that I don't love you.
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...one of the statistically small number of single 40-year-olds...
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I'll get right to it. I'm getting older and uglier.
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...so you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin?
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-I want you to find Selma a husband. -Find a husband?!
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Patty chose celibacy but Selma simply had it thrust upon her.
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Say when.
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According to my sources, you are simultaneously planning...
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-He'll never get away with it. -He just goes too far.
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...I still think they're the best Tater Tots money can buy.
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The sheer contempt makes me wish I could use the board of education.
#16
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Come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
#17
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Sorry, Principal Skinner. It's a bad connection, I think.
#18
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...I'd like to punish Bart through backbreaking physical labor.
#19
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But enough about Bart. Tell me, are you married?
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I'm too nervous. You do it.
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So, Patty, tell me, tell me more about your trip to Egypt.
#25
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...the Parents Advisory Board asked that I see Space Mutants Part V.
#26
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Pack of Lady Laramies.
#27
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Save your strength, lad. There's a whole field for you to re-sod yet.
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Have I ever. The thought of doing wrong makes my stomach turn.
#29
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You don't want to show up for your big date looking like Yosemite Sam.
#30
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Cherry cordials. I hope you like them.
#31
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-This evening has been disappointing. -Indeed. Terrible.
#32
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Nearly 30 and still working as a busboy!
#33
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Oh, yes. Plenty of fish. We just don't have any bait.
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Hello, Dolly.
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Until then.
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One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends.
#40
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Attention! Seymour Skinner is in love!
#41
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I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law, Selma.
#43
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My sister's not going out with Barney Gumble!
#44
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But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple--
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It's not that I don't love you.
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