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Season 2  "Bart's Dog Gets an F"  2x16

Aired 34 years ago - Mar 07, 1991

After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa's Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dog's last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 1
I see. Quite ingenious.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 2
-lf Bart stays home, I go to school. -Fine, then--
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 3
Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
Wandering mongrel. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
...because my dog is tied up!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
Look at this rascal. He's a wet boy, isn't he? You're a water monster.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 9
They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
-Swelling of the parotids. -I knew it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
Arithmetic. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
Lenny, I need to leave. Cover for me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
-Very impressive. -You try it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
I'll take these three.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
-But I can't-- -Simpson!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
Do your own homework, Bart!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19
We agreed to consult before major purchases.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
It's a penalty kick--
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
No!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25
The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude slightly.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
Because that's the way you love it, baby.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
Bad dog! Don't worry, Snowball.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
Like a hose, you wrinkled queen.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Well, you win.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 33
He taught me that music is a fire that comes out your mouth.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 35
...come on, don't get upset.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 37
I've suffered at the paws of this dog...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 39
We can question his disposition, but we can't question his heart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 40
All right!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 41
No, we have to commit to it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 43
Good dog! Isn't that amazing? See you soon.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 44
Stay!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
Miss Winthrop, I was thinking.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
Come on, boy. Sit!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
-What are you doing? -Sewing a new quilt.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 49
Sit!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 50
Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 51
I thought we'd be pals forever.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 2
-lf Bart stays home, I go to school. -Fine, then--
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 3
Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
Wandering mongrel. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
...because my dog is tied up!
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
Look at this rascal. He's a wet boy, isn't he? You're a water monster.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 9
They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
-Swelling of the parotids. -I knew it.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
Arithmetic. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons...
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
Lenny, I need to leave. Cover for me.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14 #14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
-Very impressive. -You try it.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
I'll take these three.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
-But I can't-- -Simpson!
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
Do your own homework, Bart!
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19
We agreed to consult before major purchases.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
It's a penalty kick--
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
No!
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23 #23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear...
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25
The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude slightly.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
Because that's the way you love it, baby.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
Bad dog! Don't worry, Snowball.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
Like a hose, you wrinkled queen.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Well, you win.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 33
He taught me that music is a fire that comes out your mouth.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 35
...come on, don't get upset.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 37
I've suffered at the paws of this dog...
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 39
We can question his disposition, but we can't question his heart.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 40
All right!
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 41
No, we have to commit to it.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 43
Good dog! Isn't that amazing? See you soon.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 44
Stay!
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
Miss Winthrop, I was thinking.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe...
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
Come on, boy. Sit!
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
-What are you doing? -Sewing a new quilt.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 49
Sit!
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 50 #50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 51
I thought we'd be pals forever.
#51