S13 E9
Status
Continuing
Next episode
18 days ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 13  "Jaws Wired Shut"  13x9

Aired 19 years ago - Jan 27, 2002

The family watches the gay pride parade and then goes to the movies. Homer loudly protests the fact that the movie hasn't started, due to the length of ads and previews. When the ushers chase him out of the theatre, Homer runs straight into the glove of a statue of fighter, Drederick Tatum, and breaks his jaw. With his mouth wired shut and nothing else to do, Homer becomes a great listener and even a respectable member of society, which delights Marge. After his jaw has healed, Homer continues to be everything he never was before. On Afternoon YAK he promises to not revive his "weckless, weckless ways". Weeks later Marge realizes that their life has become dull, so she enters the family car in a demolition derby and soon finds herself in trouble. In a sequence reminiscent of the "Popeye" cartoons, Homer sucks down a can of Duff and comes to her rescue.

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Ed O'Neill is Soccer Mummy.
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The professor said not to let him get a boner!
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ANNOUNCER: And now, our feature presentation.
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we wouldn't have become ushers.
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And so, for helping to KO litter in our community,
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My mouth. My beautiful mouth!
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I've wired his jaw shut. It's all explained in this pamphlet.
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that just provides sexual release.
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You must be here for the Duff Trivia Challenge.
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Beer! Beer! Beer!
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I never would've figured that out.
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when who should ring the doorbell but Ned Flanders.
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You want to know what happened?
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which had nothing to do with anything!
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and says her name is Mrs. Doody,
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Three wars back we called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage,"
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Mmm. I better polish those jaw wires for tomorrow.
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The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
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Most people laugh at my googly eye.
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Someone's done her henpecking.
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This has been one of the most magical evenings of my life.
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You'll be just the way you used to be.
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(EXCLAIMS) Homer, your breath smells terrible.
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have been booking since the mid '70s.
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I'm talking downtown!
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I'm talking downtown!
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He did such crazy things. Roll the clip.
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Well, okay. For you, I'll be as dull as Dilbert.
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HOMER: I'm gonna kill you!
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Well, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
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The old one sat out for a little while.
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(GRUNTING)
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Vendors, start your gouging!
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What was I thinking trying to feel alive? Forget that!
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Go around! Go around!
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