S13 E13
Status
Continuing
Next episode
19 days ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 13  "The Old Man and the Key"  13x13

Aired 19 years ago - Mar 10, 2002

Homer is anxiously awaiting the start of the new XFL season when the Springfield Retirement Castle calls to report the death of Abraham Simpson, but the report is a mistake. A new woman moves in down the hall and Grandpa decides that he wants to be able to drive a car again, one so that he can feel alive again and two so that he can impress the new woman, Zelda. With his new license in hand, Grandpa borrows Homer's car for a series of dates with Zelda. In a role reversal, Homer has to lay down the law when Abe stays out with the car all night. Abe runs into trouble at the Kwik-E-Mart with a rival gang of retirees that results in him competing in a death race. Abe wins the race, but Homer's car is ruined. Homer revokes Abe driving privileges. Zelda has a reservation in Branson and she goes with Abe's rival. Abe steals Marge's car and goes with Bart to Branson to get her back. When they get there Abe actually just gets back at her and calls her the "hootchie" everybody said she was.

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Oh!
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Semper Fi.
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Please, Son. Driving is my last chance to feel alive.
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Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!
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First of all, I'd like to ask if anyone has any questions.
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Carla's daughter works in that building.
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That's my seeing eye. The right one's my winking eye.
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What's the scoop, milkshakes?
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Wow, a booth. If I'm tired, I can just lie down.
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Baloney!
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(GRUNTS IN DISGUST) Hey, watch the movie.
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(SHARP DRESSED MAN PLAYING)
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I know. I'll suck my teeth.
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Do you have any idea what you put us through?
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Oh! Everybody trusts Lisa. Precious little Lisa. Apple of her daddy's eye.
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Straight up, Marge. That hoochie only likes you because you can drive.
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I just don't know what to do.
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We heard you lost your driving privileges.
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I should cut you like I cut sodium out of my diet.
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Then what is?
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What are you scared of, old man?
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Oh, my God! We can't let Homer know.
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I've booked us a room for the weekend in Branson, Missouri.
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(SINGING) Give me that old time fun Give me that old time fun
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I'll always think of you as my friend without a car.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Hot diggety Dodge!
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: And now, WOMB, warm and safe radio,
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Fight, fight, fight, bite, bite, bite The Itchy and Scratchy Show
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(MARGE READING)
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Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?
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Oh, no! He's taking her to the hottest matinee in town.
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Where did they go? Did they all pass away?
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My name is Charo I shake my maracas
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In Soviet Union
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