S13 E22
Status
Continuing
Next episode
18 days ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 13  "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"  13x22

Aired 19 years ago - May 22, 2002

Springfield is in the midst of a heat wave. The nuclear plant is at capacity and when one of its crack employees, Homer Simpson, plugs in just one appliance too many, the city has a blackout. Looting begins and the police are ineffective. In an attempt to try doing something right for a change, Homer starts his own security company to help keep order. Chief Wiggum finds himself without a job, when Mayor Quimby decides that "Spring Shield" security should become the city's new police force. Homer shuts down one of Fat Tony's operations and with that crime is non-existent. Fat Tony makes a public announcement that he is going to gun down Homer if he isn't out of town by tomorrow at noon. Homer appeals for help, only no one of importance offers to help. The following day, Fat Tony and New Jersey associates a la The Sopranos go to the Simpson home. Shots ring out, effectively wounding Fat Tony and friends. Homer decides to give his badge to the next person he sees, which happens to be Clancy Wiggum. He comments that's the way he got the job in the past, he also disavows any knowledge of the shots; but we know who the shooter is, it's Maggie Simpson.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 1
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Driving sure is dangerous.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 3
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Oh! Look at all these tube socks!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 5
(ALL SHOUTING)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 6
I think what the viewers want to know, Arnie, is, is my house okay?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 7
ALL: Ow! Ow!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 8
CLANCY: Someone call 911.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 9
Can I at least incite further... No.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 11
This be a superball.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 12
I blame Chief Clancy Wiggum!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 13
I am announcing the formation of a blue-ribbon committee.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 14
I won't feel safe in this town until we have better police.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 15
I admit it. I did screw up.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 16
I'm going to find those dolls!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 17
Yes. Interesting. Okay.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 18
You're right.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 19
Ah-ha! Did you steal dolls from my daughter?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 22
I'm gonna have to take the law into my own hands again.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 24
garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 26
You'll do as I say, or I'll have your badges!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 27
Wrong answer! Let's go!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 28
Simply dial 636-555-3472.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 29
(GROANING)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 30
You know, the old lady's apartment was actually Lenny's.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 31
Hey-a, Officer Homer. You look-a hungry.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 32
Oh, yeah, that's the pride.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 33
Yes, I still believe in our duly appointed police force.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 34
I hereby turn over all this town's police duties
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 36
You can let me go, but I'll just keep exposing myself at the mall.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 38
You're not a pet and you're not a friend.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 39
My teacher says she's tired of trying.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 40
BILL: Wow, that's quite a threat!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 41
It's my baby callin' on the telephone
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 42
Last year, I was Jar Jar Binks.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 43
I'd help you, but I have yet to kiss a human girl.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 44
What? And let them come after you and the kids?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 45
I need you guys to help me! Why'd you lock yourselves in?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 46
(EXCLAIMING) Who says I have a mother?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 47
She said, "You're one in a million
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Your papa never told you about right and wrong
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 49
(GASPING)
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organ grinder, leaning-tower maker,

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 2
Driving sure is dangerous.
#2
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Oh! Look at all these tube socks!
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 5
(ALL SHOUTING)
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 6
I think what the viewers want to know, Arnie, is, is my house okay?
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 7
ALL: Ow! Ow!
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 8
CLANCY: Someone call 911.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 9
Can I at least incite further... No.
#9
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This be a superball.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 12
I blame Chief Clancy Wiggum!
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 13
I am announcing the formation of a blue-ribbon committee.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 14
I won't feel safe in this town until we have better police.
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 15
I admit it. I did screw up.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 16
I'm going to find those dolls!
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 17
Yes. Interesting. Okay.
#17
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You're right.
#18
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Ah-ha! Did you steal dolls from my daughter?
#19
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I'm gonna have to take the law into my own hands again.
#22
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garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie,
#24
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You'll do as I say, or I'll have your badges!
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 27
Wrong answer! Let's go!
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 28
Simply dial 636-555-3472.
#28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 29
(GROANING)
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 30
You know, the old lady's apartment was actually Lenny's.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 31
Hey-a, Officer Homer. You look-a hungry.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 32
Oh, yeah, that's the pride.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 33
Yes, I still believe in our duly appointed police force.
#33
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I hereby turn over all this town's police duties
#34
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You can let me go, but I'll just keep exposing myself at the mall.
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 38
You're not a pet and you're not a friend.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 39
My teacher says she's tired of trying.
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 40
BILL: Wow, that's quite a threat!
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 41
It's my baby callin' on the telephone
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 42
Last year, I was Jar Jar Binks.
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 43
I'd help you, but I have yet to kiss a human girl.
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 44
What? And let them come after you and the kids?
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 45
I need you guys to help me! Why'd you lock yourselves in?
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 46
(EXCLAIMING) Who says I have a mother?
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 47
She said, "You're one in a million
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 48
Your papa never told you about right and wrong
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 13 Episode 22 (S13E22) - 49
(GASPING)
#49
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organ grinder, leaning-tower maker,
#50