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Season 12  "Quagmire's Quagmire"  12x3

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 03, 2013

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

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Hey, what's going on?
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What are you talking about?
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But-but I've been with Rupert for so long now.
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I just need to forget Oscar.
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No, the porn's not the problem.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, Glenn, I'm so glad you asked me out.
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I really wanted to make sure.
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Take this wine glass. We can use it later.
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She is.
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Uh...
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Is your shirt on backwards?
#18
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every time a fire engine goes by.
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This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.
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Wow, I can't even imagine what twisted deviant act
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way beyond our normal boundaries.
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The show is starting, everyone! Come on down!
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You may as well call your family now
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You were supposed to have the kids here by 5:00.
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Hey, guys.
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that girlfriend of yours is taking things a little too far.
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But I guess love does funny things to people.
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and have sex with a bunch of stockbrokers.
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Hey, sexy.
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Okay, Joe, Joe, you're drunk, okay?
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Uh, no, Officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine.
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Oh, hey, Mr. and Mrs. Quagmire.
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Get that one!
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I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
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Oh, Chris, I was never gonna go to that.
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Hey, dogs like humping stuffed animals.
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under all the clutter in my garage.
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And also, in the firewood that needs to be split.
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Hey, how you doing?
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or a 1980's wrestling manager?
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Glenn could be dead by now.
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about this super kinky woman who's always down here,
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We got to get over there!
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Hey, Stewie, look, I want to apologize about earlier.
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