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Season 12  "3 Acts of God"  12x13

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 16, 2014

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 1
When two drunk guys, each holding a baby,
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
Well, time to apply for this small business loan.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
Big Bill, two men got off the 2:40 from Amarillo.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Big Bill Doyle!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
who are both responsible for me being able to play today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Guys, I'm tired of God messing with football.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
and-and telling people where they can stick their wieners.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
Oh. Well, I already texted Bonnie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
There's 500 old grocery bags neatly folded
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
talk to Him, and take care of this whole thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
♪ Shine on me ♪ Shine on me
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
There was a baby's funeral going on in there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
Oh. "Carrie Underwood Credits Her Success
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 23
Ugh. We went on, like, two dates.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
No, it was the real Jesus.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
Peter, I don't think she knows where God is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
We are proud to present Mozart's The Magic Flute...
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
Well, God wasn't in Nashville either.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
That's the spirit, guys. We'll find him.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
Words.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
I tell the time and make gift baskets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 33
Oh, look, Joe's feeding 'em pennies.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
That was super loud.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
God is not here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
I guess it was a huge waste of time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
And then the strip club. Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
But don't you mean "her"?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
but I'll just do this instead.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, you got to be kidding me!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
They won't even let me umpire little league games anymore.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
when there's people dying in Africa?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
to how much each individual tips at each meal, right?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
many of them still on Zenith or Sylvania television sets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
Not even at home. Be grateful!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
If you make Belichick smile, I'll let the Patriots win again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
Who loves you over there? That's right.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 50
Who's daddy's little jet?

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3 #3 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
Well, time to apply for this small business loan.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
Big Bill, two men got off the 2:40 from Amarillo.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Big Bill Doyle!
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
who are both responsible for me being able to play today.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Guys, I'm tired of God messing with football.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
and-and telling people where they can stick their wieners.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
Oh. Well, I already texted Bonnie.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14 #14 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
There's 500 old grocery bags neatly folded
#15
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talk to Him, and take care of this whole thing.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18 #18 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
♪ Shine on me ♪ Shine on me
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
There was a baby's funeral going on in there.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
Oh. "Carrie Underwood Credits Her Success
#21
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Ugh. We went on, like, two dates.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
No, it was the real Jesus.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
Peter, I don't think she knows where God is.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
We are proud to present Mozart's The Magic Flute...
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
Well, God wasn't in Nashville either.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
That's the spirit, guys. We'll find him.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
Words.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
I tell the time and make gift baskets.
#31
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Oh, look, Joe's feeding 'em pennies.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
That was super loud.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
God is not here.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
I guess it was a huge waste of time.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
And then the strip club. Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
But don't you mean "her"?
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
but I'll just do this instead.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, you got to be kidding me!
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
They won't even let me umpire little league games anymore.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
when there's people dying in Africa?
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
to how much each individual tips at each meal, right?
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
many of them still on Zenith or Sylvania television sets.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
Not even at home. Be grateful!
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
If you make Belichick smile, I'll let the Patriots win again.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
Who loves you over there? That's right.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49 #49 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 50
Who's daddy's little jet?
#50