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Season 12  "Finders Keepers"  12x1

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 29, 2013

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 1
Ah... politics.
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Aah! Friendly fire!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Go ahead, seek medical attention.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
This shrimp was lodged under one of your gums.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
On average, Americans spend upwards of 50,000 hours
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
♪ Hurry Up, Shrimp, Hurry up, Shrimp ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Oh, Dad, when do I get to go to the dentist?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
Treasure, you say?
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right here in Rhode Island.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
Ah, see? Surprised you with that one.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Really? Sure you didn't
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
Aw, forget it, Peter. That's crazy talk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
Today it will begin its 10,000-mile journey.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
Peter, it's time to come home.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
Peter, you were right!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
There really was something buried out there!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18
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that the caption beneath me
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and then go out in the waiting room and...
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Give me that! Is this all there was?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
Oh, that's cute.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
Peter, I don't like this.
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"This square shall forever honor
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
Yeah, weekends I like to spend with my kids.
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Even if Dad finds the treasure,
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29
If this treasure's going to be found,
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
I'm a senior vice president at an investment firm!
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I do. My whole life, I don't think
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two or three times a day for the last 25 years.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Why are your nipples poking into me?
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
Oh, I know. We passed that miles ago.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
Never gonna die!
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Oh, "Coffee Fudge Swirl with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
I dig kids.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
♪ Little Peter Griffin
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I am not gonna stand here and be a part of this madness.
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Hey, look! There's something written inside the lid.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
And "pawed through clues."
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This is a great time for me to do my Suzuki Samurai promo!
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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
I guess I had to learn that the hard way.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
Just swipe it to the next one.
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Wow, you're really smart, Lois.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 2
Aah! Friendly fire!
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Go ahead, seek medical attention.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
This shrimp was lodged under one of your gums.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
On average, Americans spend upwards of 50,000 hours
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
♪ Hurry Up, Shrimp, Hurry up, Shrimp ♪
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Oh, Dad, when do I get to go to the dentist?
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
Treasure, you say?
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
right here in Rhode Island.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
Ah, see? Surprised you with that one.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Really? Sure you didn't
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
Aw, forget it, Peter. That's crazy talk.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
Today it will begin its 10,000-mile journey.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
Peter, it's time to come home.
#15
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Peter, you were right!
#16
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There really was something buried out there!
#17
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that the caption beneath me
#19
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and then go out in the waiting room and...
#20
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Give me that! Is this all there was?
#21
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Oh, that's cute.
#22
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Peter, I don't like this.
#23
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"This square shall forever honor
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
Yeah, weekends I like to spend with my kids.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 28
Even if Dad finds the treasure,
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29
If this treasure's going to be found,
#29
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I'm a senior vice president at an investment firm!
#30
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I do. My whole life, I don't think
#32
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two or three times a day for the last 25 years.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Why are your nipples poking into me?
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
Oh, I know. We passed that miles ago.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
Never gonna die!
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Oh, "Coffee Fudge Swirl with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
I dig kids.
#38
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♪ Little Peter Griffin
#39
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I am not gonna stand here and be a part of this madness.
#40
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Hey, look! There's something written inside the lid.
#42
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And "pawed through clues."
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
This is a great time for me to do my Suzuki Samurai promo!
#44
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I guess I had to learn that the hard way.
#47
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I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
Just swipe it to the next one.
#49
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Wow, you're really smart, Lois.
#50