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Season 12  "3 Acts of God"  12x13

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 16, 2014

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 1
When two drunk guys, each holding a baby,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
Well, time to apply for this small business loan.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
Big Bill, two men got off the 2:40 from Amarillo.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Big Bill Doyle!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
who are both responsible for me being able to play today.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Guys, I'm tired of God messing with football.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
and-and telling people where they can stick their wieners.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
Oh. Well, I already texted Bonnie.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
There's 500 old grocery bags neatly folded
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
talk to Him, and take care of this whole thing.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
♪ Shine on me ♪ Shine on me ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
There was a baby's funeral going on in there.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
Oh. "Carrie Underwood Credits Her Success
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 23
Ugh. We went on, like, two dates.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
No, it was the real Jesus.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
Peter, I don't think she knows where God is.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
We are proud to present Mozart's The Magic Flute...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
Well, God wasn't in Nashville either.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
That's the spirit, guys. We'll find him.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
Words.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
I tell the time and make gift baskets.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 33
Oh, look, Joe's feeding 'em pennies.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
That was super loud.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
God is not here.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
I guess it was a huge waste of time.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
And then the strip club. Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
But don't you mean "her"?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
but I'll just do this instead.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, you got to be kidding me!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
They won't even let me umpire little league games anymore.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
when there's people dying in Africa?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
to how much each individual tips at each meal, right?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
many of them still on Zenith or Sylvania television sets.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
Not even at home. Be grateful!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
If you make Belichick smile, I'll let the Patriots win again.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
Who loves you over there? That's right.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 50
Who's daddy's little jet?

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3 #3 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
Well, time to apply for this small business loan.
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
Big Bill, two men got off the 2:40 from Amarillo.
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
Big Bill Doyle!
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
who are both responsible for me being able to play today.
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
Guys, I'm tired of God messing with football.
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
and-and telling people where they can stick their wieners.
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
Oh. Well, I already texted Bonnie.
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14 #14 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
There's 500 old grocery bags neatly folded
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
talk to Him, and take care of this whole thing.
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18 #18 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
♪ Shine on me ♪ Shine on me ♪
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
There was a baby's funeral going on in there.
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
Oh. "Carrie Underwood Credits Her Success
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22 #22 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 23
Ugh. We went on, like, two dates.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
No, it was the real Jesus.
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
Peter, I don't think she knows where God is.
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
We are proud to present Mozart's The Magic Flute...
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
Well, God wasn't in Nashville either.
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
That's the spirit, guys. We'll find him.
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
Words.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
I tell the time and make gift baskets.
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32 #32 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 33
Oh, look, Joe's feeding 'em pennies.
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
That was super loud.
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
God is not here.
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
I guess it was a huge waste of time.
#36 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
And then the strip club. Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
But don't you mean "her"?
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
but I'll just do this instead.
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, you got to be kidding me!
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
They won't even let me umpire little league games anymore.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
when there's people dying in Africa?
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
to how much each individual tips at each meal, right?
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
many of them still on Zenith or Sylvania television sets.
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
Not even at home. Be grateful!
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
If you make Belichick smile, I'll let the Patriots win again.
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
Who loves you over there? That's right.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49 #49 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 50
Who's daddy's little jet?
#50