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Season 12  "Finders Keepers"  12x1

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 29, 2013

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 1
Ah... politics.
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Aah! Friendly fire!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Go ahead, seek medical attention.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
This shrimp was lodged under one of your gums.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
On average, Americans spend upwards of 50,000 hours
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
♪ Hurry Up, Shrimp, Hurry up, Shrimp ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Oh, Dad, when do I get to go to the dentist?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
Treasure, you say?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
right here in Rhode Island.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
Ah, see? Surprised you with that one.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Really? Sure you didn't
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
Aw, forget it, Peter. That's crazy talk.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
Today it will begin its 10,000-mile journey.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
Peter, it's time to come home.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
Peter, you were right!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
There really was something buried out there!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
that the caption beneath me
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 20
and then go out in the waiting room and...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Give me that! Is this all there was?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
Oh, that's cute.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
Peter, I don't like this.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 26
"This square shall forever honor
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
Yeah, weekends I like to spend with my kids.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 28
Even if Dad finds the treasure,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29
If this treasure's going to be found,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
I'm a senior vice president at an investment firm!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 32
I do. My whole life, I don't think
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 33
two or three times a day for the last 25 years.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Why are your nipples poking into me?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
Oh, I know. We passed that miles ago.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
Never gonna die!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Oh, "Coffee Fudge Swirl with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
I dig kids.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
♪ Little Peter Griffin
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
I am not gonna stand here and be a part of this madness.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Hey, look! There's something written inside the lid.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
And "pawed through clues."
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
This is a great time for me to do my Suzuki Samurai promo!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
I guess I had to learn that the hard way.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
Just swipe it to the next one.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 50
Wow, you're really smart, Lois.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 2
Aah! Friendly fire!
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Go ahead, seek medical attention.
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
This shrimp was lodged under one of your gums.
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
On average, Americans spend upwards of 50,000 hours
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
♪ Hurry Up, Shrimp, Hurry up, Shrimp ♪
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Oh, Dad, when do I get to go to the dentist?
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
Treasure, you say?
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
right here in Rhode Island.
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
Ah, see? Surprised you with that one.
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Really? Sure you didn't
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
Aw, forget it, Peter. That's crazy talk.
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
Today it will begin its 10,000-mile journey.
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
Peter, it's time to come home.
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
Peter, you were right!
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
There really was something buried out there!
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18 #18 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
that the caption beneath me
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 20
and then go out in the waiting room and...
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Give me that! Is this all there was?
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
Oh, that's cute.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
Peter, I don't like this.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 25 #25 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 26
"This square shall forever honor
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
Yeah, weekends I like to spend with my kids.
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 28
Even if Dad finds the treasure,
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29
If this treasure's going to be found,
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
I'm a senior vice president at an investment firm!
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 32
I do. My whole life, I don't think
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 33
two or three times a day for the last 25 years.
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Why are your nipples poking into me?
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
Oh, I know. We passed that miles ago.
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
Never gonna die!
#36 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Oh, "Coffee Fudge Swirl with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
I dig kids.
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
♪ Little Peter Griffin
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
I am not gonna stand here and be a part of this madness.
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 41 #41 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Hey, look! There's something written inside the lid.
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
And "pawed through clues."
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
This is a great time for me to do my Suzuki Samurai promo!
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45 #45 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
I guess I had to learn that the hard way.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
Just swipe it to the next one.
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 50
Wow, you're really smart, Lois.
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