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Season 11  "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"  11x9

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 05, 2013

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 1
And in shop class, I made a train whistle.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
Oh, God, I'm an idiot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
Oh, look at this. One of his old report cards.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
Is this how you're spending your night?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5
High? No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
It's H-O-R-E.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
I'm sure you come from a long line of... Hores.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 8
Anyone you've gone on more than one date with?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 9
My little frankfurter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 10
No, I-I think they mean "are you taking any now?"
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 12
I-I mean, do I know guys that act less gay
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 13
And everyone who's left
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 15
Right now, you could do anything to me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 17
Could I?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 18
I would make an exception for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
Oh, wow. Oh, okay, maybe you can answer a question
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
the bigger your reward.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
Oh. Well, if you're interested, I've got very loose morals.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23
Uh-huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24
Paul. Paula. That must have been confusing...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
Wow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
an Adam's apple and facial hair,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Actually, uh, I-I... I donated my own organ.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
Look, I-I know I should have told you earlier.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
there's no chance it'll grow back, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 30
I am not going to let one little thing come between us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
Sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
We're out of naked Heidi Klum.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33
No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
Zippy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
Morning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 36
And we have a winner.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
How did it work? Like, where did it... go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 38
if I don't start to do things on my own.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 39
with a post-op transgendered person without any judgment--
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
You got... you got it stuck where?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
Oh no.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 42
Oh, sure. Uh, oh, let me see what I'm in the mood for.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 43
This is... this is so weird.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 44
that I'm the-- thank you-- man in this relationship.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 46
You've taken such good care of me,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
The clue is "things people do naked."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
that you don't want any of this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Do I look like I need your help?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
Oh, God, I'm an idiot.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
Oh, look at this. One of his old report cards.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
Is this how you're spending your night?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5
High? No.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
It's H-O-R-E.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
I'm sure you come from a long line of... Hores.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 8
Anyone you've gone on more than one date with?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 9
My little frankfurter.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 10
No, I-I think they mean "are you taking any now?"
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 12
I-I mean, do I know guys that act less gay
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 13
And everyone who's left
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 15
Right now, you could do anything to me
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 17
Could I?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 18
I would make an exception for you.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
Oh, wow. Oh, okay, maybe you can answer a question
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
the bigger your reward.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
Oh. Well, if you're interested, I've got very loose morals.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23
Uh-huh.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24
Paul. Paula. That must have been confusing...
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
Wow.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
an Adam's apple and facial hair,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Actually, uh, I-I... I donated my own organ.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
Look, I-I know I should have told you earlier.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
there's no chance it'll grow back, right?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 30
I am not going to let one little thing come between us.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
Sorry.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
We're out of naked Heidi Klum.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33
No.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
Zippy.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
Morning.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 36
And we have a winner.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
How did it work? Like, where did it... go?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 38
if I don't start to do things on my own.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 39
with a post-op transgendered person without any judgment--
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
You got... you got it stuck where?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
Oh no.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 42
Oh, sure. Uh, oh, let me see what I'm in the mood for.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 43
This is... this is so weird.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 44
that I'm the-- thank you-- man in this relationship.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 46
You've taken such good care of me,
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
The clue is "things people do naked."
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
that you don't want any of this?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Do I look like I need your help?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 50 #50