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Season 11  "On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!"  11x10

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 12, 2013

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 1
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Oh... thanks,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 3
Mwah. Come on!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 5
I'm just... Oh, sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 6
Yeah. And thankfully the same shoe size. - Oh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 7
being modest. Last night,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 8
What kind?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 9
Oh. Somebody's been sneaking the cider.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 11
God, I hated her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 12
I'm just terrified that my someone is Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 13
Is it the, uh, girl from yesterday?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 14
It's possible she lives in the back of a Mexican restaurant.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 15
Or the busboy in the back of the Mexican restaurant has it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 16
and they say no
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 17
I will have this set up in a sec.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 18
Oh, just a-a couple of weeks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 19
When he said he wanted to become a woman, I grabbed a knife
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 20
exact copies of mine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 21
Uh, that's S2. S3?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 22
but I'm very attracted to you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 23
You do realize your hand is still on my ass.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 24
Yeah, I wasn't really sure which one to choose.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 25
Oh-oh, God, does she have herpes?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 26
Hey!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 27
I mean, I like to keep it casual.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 28
to get to know her that you would really like her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 29
to go through all of this for your friend,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 32
Oh, hey, Johnson and Johnson.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 33
about no more masturbating in the kitchen?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 34
No, but thanks to Brooke, I do.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 35
and that my balls would stop burning by tomorrow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 36
You are welcome from the bottom of my scrotum.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 37
Hey. What?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 38
that if I had the courage to become a real woman,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 40
There was even a dark moment
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 41
Right. Right, just be myself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 42
On vodka, on soda,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 43
Oh. Someone's on the naughty list.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 44
or an irregular shape.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 45
Oh, please. You're wearing my screw-me pumps!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 46
Oh. Yeah, he can date whoever he wants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 47
I'll be right there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 48
and you are going on this date.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 50
Don't you see what's going on here?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 2
Oh... thanks,
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 3
Mwah. Come on!
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 5
I'm just... Oh, sorry.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 6
Yeah. And thankfully the same shoe size. - Oh.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 7
being modest. Last night,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 8
What kind?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 9
Oh. Somebody's been sneaking the cider.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 11
God, I hated her.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 12
I'm just terrified that my someone is Alan.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 13
Is it the, uh, girl from yesterday?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 14
It's possible she lives in the back of a Mexican restaurant.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 15
Or the busboy in the back of the Mexican restaurant has it.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 16
and they say no
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 17
I will have this set up in a sec.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 18
Oh, just a-a couple of weeks.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 19
When he said he wanted to become a woman, I grabbed a knife
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 20
exact copies of mine.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 21
Uh, that's S2. S3?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 22
but I'm very attracted to you.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 23
You do realize your hand is still on my ass.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 24
Yeah, I wasn't really sure which one to choose.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 25
Oh-oh, God, does she have herpes?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 26
Hey!
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 27
I mean, I like to keep it casual.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 28
to get to know her that you would really like her.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 29
to go through all of this for your friend,
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 32
Oh, hey, Johnson and Johnson.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 33
about no more masturbating in the kitchen?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 34
No, but thanks to Brooke, I do.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 35
and that my balls would stop burning by tomorrow.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 36
You are welcome from the bottom of my scrotum.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 37
Hey. What?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 38
that if I had the courage to become a real woman,
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 40
There was even a dark moment
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 41
Right. Right, just be myself.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 42
On vodka, on soda,
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 43
Oh. Someone's on the naughty list.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 44
or an irregular shape.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 45
Oh, please. You're wearing my screw-me pumps!
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 46
Oh. Yeah, he can date whoever he wants.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 47
I'll be right there.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 48
and you are going on this date.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 (S11E10) - 50
Don't you see what's going on here?
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