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Season 11  "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"  11x15

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 27, 2014

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 1
I don't know why you keep her on payroll.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
Yeah, you get the room nice and cold, you play ring-toss.
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- Oh, God, she's dumping me. - What are you talking about?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5
It's not just that. It's been forever since we had sex.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
(WHIMPERS)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
It's early. I mean, I wanna win her back
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
I want you to spend the rest of your life with me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9
Oh, Alan, it doesn't matter what kind of ring...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
- I love you. - I'm sorry, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
No, no, no, nothing's wrong with Jake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
Thanks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
It's my bad-news blanket.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16
She was supposed to come over after work
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He wanted to study how different foods
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22
My therapist said it's no longer healthy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
At least I have Walden. I mean, you've got nobody.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24
but we could always make each other laugh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
Oh, yeah, this is probably a bad idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
Or how about you look for mine?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 27
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 32
- I think you might be. - That's-a-boy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 34
Okay, maybe I'm being selfish
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
or to wake up and find she's missing a finger?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
And I'm gonna start by showing you how much I appreciate you,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
and I'm surprising Brooke with a romantic evening.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
he was a gentleman.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
- Hey. - Oh, hey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
that her image didn't show up in your wedding pictures.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
So you have been listening.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
Oh, honey, could you pass the potatoes, please?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 45
made me throw up in my mouth a little.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 46
The only people that get to do that are people that do it out of love.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Okay, look me in the eye
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
but I can't have her. She's marrying somebody else.
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Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Jenny.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
Yeah, you get the room nice and cold, you play ring-toss.
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- Oh, God, she's dumping me. - What are you talking about?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5
It's not just that. It's been forever since we had sex.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
(WHIMPERS)
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
It's early. I mean, I wanna win her back
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
I want you to spend the rest of your life with me.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9
Oh, Alan, it doesn't matter what kind of ring...
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
- I love you. - I'm sorry, Alan.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
No, no, no, nothing's wrong with Jake.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
Thanks.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
It's my bad-news blanket.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16
She was supposed to come over after work
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He wanted to study how different foods
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22
My therapist said it's no longer healthy.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
At least I have Walden. I mean, you've got nobody.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24
but we could always make each other laugh.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
Oh, yeah, this is probably a bad idea.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
Or how about you look for mine?
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- I think you might be. - That's-a-boy.
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Okay, maybe I'm being selfish
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
or to wake up and find she's missing a finger?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
And I'm gonna start by showing you how much I appreciate you,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
and I'm surprising Brooke with a romantic evening.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
he was a gentleman.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
- Hey. - Oh, hey.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
that her image didn't show up in your wedding pictures.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
So you have been listening.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
Oh, honey, could you pass the potatoes, please?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 45
made me throw up in my mouth a little.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 46
The only people that get to do that are people that do it out of love.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Okay, look me in the eye
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
but I can't have her. She's marrying somebody else.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 50
Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Jenny.
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