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Season 11  "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"  11x7

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 14, 2013

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 1
Okay, fine. Well, let's just go see who she likes better.
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♪ Two and a Half Men 11x07 ♪ Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Original Air Date on November 14, 2013
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about your masturbating prowess
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
Why didn't you just say two cute girls just walked in?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Hi.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Google him, he's rich.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
So, uh, w-what do you guys do?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
Yes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
It was pretty good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
Perfect for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
But you are going to call me, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
to me and the girl I picked up at the bar last night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
Pull over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
people were beaten with the ugly stick?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
Of course. I mean, I have a boyfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
You sure you're okay with this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
Oh, my God, you are so bad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 25
I'm not a real princess.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 26
"Do that again, you're gonna find out
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 27
Oh... boobs!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 28
So, uh, what's the next move?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
Where'd the couch go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 31
Lyndsey?
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Well, I'm not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 34
Uh, not what I meant.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
Yeah, no, I have to...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Yeah, he does it every night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
Why didn't you say that from the beginning?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
and go downstairs and bang the Little Mermaid.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Hi, Lynds.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
I felt bad about ruining your date
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
Are you done pooping?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
How does she know I'm a slut?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
Alan's mom thinks I'm a slut.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
I really think we should call it a night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 47
Guess who doesn't have a drinking problem.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 48
You owe me a princess and an area rug.
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I-I am really sorry.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 2
♪ Two and a Half Men 11x07 ♪ Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Original Air Date on November 14, 2013
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 3
about your masturbating prowess
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
Why didn't you just say two cute girls just walked in?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Hi.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Google him, he's rich.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
So, uh, w-what do you guys do?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
Yes.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
It was pretty good.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
Perfect for you.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
But you are going to call me, right?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
to me and the girl I picked up at the bar last night.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
Pull over.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
people were beaten with the ugly stick?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
Of course. I mean, I have a boyfriend.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
You sure you're okay with this?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
Oh, my God, you are so bad.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 25
I'm not a real princess.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 26
"Do that again, you're gonna find out
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 27
Oh... boobs!
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 28
So, uh, what's the next move?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
Where'd the couch go?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 31
Lyndsey?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 32
Well, I'm not.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 34
Uh, not what I meant.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
Yeah, no, I have to...
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Yeah, he does it every night.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
Why didn't you say that from the beginning?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
and go downstairs and bang the Little Mermaid.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Hi, Lynds.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
I felt bad about ruining your date
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
Are you done pooping?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
How does she know I'm a slut?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
Alan's mom thinks I'm a slut.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
I really think we should call it a night.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 47
Guess who doesn't have a drinking problem.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 48
You owe me a princess and an area rug.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 50
I-I am really sorry.
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