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Season 11  "Tazed In the Lady Nuts"  11x11

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 02, 2014

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 1
Oh, yeah, that was fun. Two thumbs up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
Well, you know all the important things.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 3
Her boyfriend went to Harvard Law School
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
- Good morning. - Actually, it's a great morning.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6
Yeah, as good of an idea as that is, and, actually, it's not that bad,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 7
Imagine you're in a strange city and you can't find a clean bathroom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 8
Deal. Looks like I am getting that filling after all.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 10
- Just the two of us. - Yeah. Yeah, why not? Sounds great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 12
Holy Schmidt.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 13
Wow. It's... Wow.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
I read your proposal. I'm interested.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
In return for 51 percent of your company
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 16
Look, I can't give up control. This company is my baby.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17
All right, thanks for stopping by.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18
I will work for you but I still need a majority position.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 19
Well, it'd actually be number three.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 20
I'll be right back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
Okay, that's it, I'm packing it in.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 22
She's always asking me these personal things. You know?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
If you don't take a chance, you haven't got one.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 25
(BARRY SINGING ALONG)
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
So, how's the code coming?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
It's good. It's good.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
Okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
I thought we were going a different way.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Hey, I got one just like him at home.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
Oh, you know, actually, I'm not. I'm just here for the essentials.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 36
Maybe somebody's talking about them.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
I'm not gonna be able to...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38
Heh, I never thought anything could live off Zippy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
You got bills to pay, you don't care.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
I wanted it to be special.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 41
Relax, relax, relax.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43
That is an awesome idea.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45
I guess that makes me the wo-man.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
Oh, my God. Did I somehow get you pregnant?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47
So, what are we gonna do?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 49
Oh, boy, if I wasn't gay before.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 50
- What the hell? - Three people can't fit on an eagle.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
Well, you know all the important things.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 3
Her boyfriend went to Harvard Law School
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
- Good morning. - Actually, it's a great morning.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6
Yeah, as good of an idea as that is, and, actually, it's not that bad,
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 7
Imagine you're in a strange city and you can't find a clean bathroom.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 8
Deal. Looks like I am getting that filling after all.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 10
- Just the two of us. - Yeah. Yeah, why not? Sounds great.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 12
Holy Schmidt.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 13
Wow. It's... Wow.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
I read your proposal. I'm interested.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
In return for 51 percent of your company
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 16
Look, I can't give up control. This company is my baby.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17
All right, thanks for stopping by.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18
I will work for you but I still need a majority position.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 19
Well, it'd actually be number three.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 20
I'll be right back.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
Okay, that's it, I'm packing it in.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 22
She's always asking me these personal things. You know?
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
If you don't take a chance, you haven't got one.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 25
(BARRY SINGING ALONG)
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
So, how's the code coming?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
It's good. It's good.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
Okay.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
I thought we were going a different way.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Hey, I got one just like him at home.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
Oh, you know, actually, I'm not. I'm just here for the essentials.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 36
Maybe somebody's talking about them.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
I'm not gonna be able to...
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38
Heh, I never thought anything could live off Zippy.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
You got bills to pay, you don't care.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
I wanted it to be special.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 41
Relax, relax, relax.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43
That is an awesome idea.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45
I guess that makes me the wo-man.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
Oh, my God. Did I somehow get you pregnant?
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47
So, what are we gonna do?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 49
Oh, boy, if I wasn't gay before.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 50
- What the hell? - Three people can't fit on an eagle.
#50