S1 E9
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Season 1  "And the Really Petty Cash"  1x9

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 14, 2011

Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
It's obvious that he's here because he broke up with "Cassandra."
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- This is so exciting. - Will you stop? Don't be such a girl.
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...and I don't wanna lose that.
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I was just reacting to the news that we're out of pie.
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Yeah, we're cool. Why wouldn't we be? We never dated or anything.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
You just gave me a compliment? I knew it. You're depressed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Please call in sick to your babysitting job and take to the bed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
...and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
But when I'm done, I'm done.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
One turns off my emotions, the other makes a car bounce.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
Are you about to come over here and soft-touch me?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
You keep your door open like that, this rat's probably gonna get inside.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
You don't need to get all "Hallmark Presents Johnny Soft Eyes" on me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
--But if you don't mind a professional opinion...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
I just got threatened by a man who gets carded at Pixar movies.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
They need a hundred cupcakes tomorrow.
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No way. I can't make a hundred cupcakes in a day.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
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- What happened to your pattern? - Telling people is part of the pattern.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
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...to stay up and bake cupcakes for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
...and I don't want our future's frosting to be on the box.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
Traive.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Someone named Traivor, a dream catcher with buzz words stuck in it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Oh, uh...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
This is new information, we need to talk to someone.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
You're Max's business partner, right?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
"Max's cupcakes are so moist," "Max's cupcakes are delicious."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
- Oh, right here, yeah. - Right here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
She's a dancer, her lip gloss is from Kiehl's...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
I had no idea.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Can we have a moment, please?
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No.
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No. What's wrong with you'? You haven't been right about anything.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom.
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No. You cannot be trusted.
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She's so pretty and bitchy.
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They said they had to be gone.
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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
- This is so exciting. - Will you stop? Don't be such a girl.
#2
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...and I don't wanna lose that.
#4
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I was just reacting to the news that we're out of pie.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Yeah, we're cool. Why wouldn't we be? We never dated or anything.
#6
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You just gave me a compliment? I knew it. You're depressed.
#8
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Please call in sick to your babysitting job and take to the bed.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
...and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
But when I'm done, I'm done.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
One turns off my emotions, the other makes a car bounce.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
Are you about to come over here and soft-touch me?
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
You keep your door open like that, this rat's probably gonna get inside.
#14
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You don't need to get all "Hallmark Presents Johnny Soft Eyes" on me.
#15
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--But if you don't mind a professional opinion...
#17
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I just got threatened by a man who gets carded at Pixar movies.
#18
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They need a hundred cupcakes tomorrow.
#19
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No way. I can't make a hundred cupcakes in a day.
#20
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- What happened to your pattern? - Telling people is part of the pattern.
#22
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...to stay up and bake cupcakes for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.
#24
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...and I don't want our future's frosting to be on the box.
#25
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Traive.
#26
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Someone named Traivor, a dream catcher with buzz words stuck in it.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Oh, uh...
#28
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This is new information, we need to talk to someone.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30 #30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
You're Max's business partner, right?
#31
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"Max's cupcakes are so moist," "Max's cupcakes are delicious."
#32
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- Oh, right here, yeah. - Right here.
#34
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She's a dancer, her lip gloss is from Kiehl's...
#35
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I had no idea.
#36
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Can we have a moment, please?
#37
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No.
#38
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No. What's wrong with you'? You haven't been right about anything.
#41
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What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom.
#42
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No. You cannot be trusted.
#43
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She's so pretty and bitchy.
#46
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They said they had to be gone.
#48
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