S1 E23
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Season 1  "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (1)"  1x23

Aired 10 years ago - May 07, 2012

Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 1
Awesome. Put me down for a Hayek. More storage space for candy.
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Oh, come on, Max, giving birth over toilet? That is very you.
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We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.
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So, Oleg, you now have a town-car business?
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I do say that a lot, but I think it's kind of charming.
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If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Oh. Okay, well, Monday at 4. - There's no Monday at 4.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll see you on Monday.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
...for her to go out to the prison to see him before he's moved.
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Why is he still the only news story out there?
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Shake your hand and wish you well as you have been through so very much."
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No. As much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
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Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
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Wall me.
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Max, I'm trying to sleep. Take your boots off.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 18
Your breath is like you went down on a brussels sprout. Tip your head that way.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 19
Well, I'm hardly famous.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 20
It can't be to eat. He's "made it." He eats "made it food" now.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21
- Oh, moving? To where? - Manhattan.
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Uh, we're gonna talk it over with her at the Met Gala Ball Caroline got invited to.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 23
You know, I'm doing pretty well as an artist myself.
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Nothing ever does work out for us. I hear myself saying that stuff...
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I knew there was a reason I took that from the townhouse.
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No. Every year, I give money to charity...
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As I said, we're in a bit of a rush. We might move quicker...
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...and I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
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Max, I have two sore spots: trusting men, and here...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 33
who lives 4 feet from the oven But otherwise, twinsies.
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- And you drive me crazy. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Marines.
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He takes too long to come.
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Hello, officers. We're on our way to the ball down the street. We were wondering...
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Thanks, Officer Hot and Officer Hotter.
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No, I screamed because I saw the couple...
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Shh. Yes, and I personally called the RSVP number. It has to be there.
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...until we get the Caroline Channing situation under control.
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I knew that was gonna happen.
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- Man, it's hot. - You're a waiter, not a weatherman.
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And by then, the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and Tic Tacs.
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Yeah, why?
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Boobs that he can never have now that he's getting married.
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Oh, come on, Max, giving birth over toilet? That is very you.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 3
We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 4
So, Oleg, you now have a town-car business?
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 5
I do say that a lot, but I think it's kind of charming.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 6
If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
#6
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[PHONE RINGING]
#7
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- Oh. Okay, well, Monday at 4. - There's no Monday at 4.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 10
[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll see you on Monday.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
...for her to go out to the prison to see him before he's moved.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 12
Why is he still the only news story out there?
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 13
Shake your hand and wish you well as you have been through so very much."
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 14
No. As much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
#14
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Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
#15
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Wall me.
#16
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Max, I'm trying to sleep. Take your boots off.
#17
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Your breath is like you went down on a brussels sprout. Tip your head that way.
#18
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Well, I'm hardly famous.
#19
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It can't be to eat. He's "made it." He eats "made it food" now.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21
- Oh, moving? To where? - Manhattan.
#21
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Uh, we're gonna talk it over with her at the Met Gala Ball Caroline got invited to.
#22
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You know, I'm doing pretty well as an artist myself.
#23
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Nothing ever does work out for us. I hear myself saying that stuff...
#24
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I knew there was a reason I took that from the townhouse.
#25
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No. Every year, I give money to charity...
#27
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As I said, we're in a bit of a rush. We might move quicker...
#28
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...and I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
#31
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Max, I have two sore spots: trusting men, and here...
#32
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who lives 4 feet from the oven But otherwise, twinsies.
#33
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- And you drive me crazy. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Marines.
#34
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He takes too long to come.
#35
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Hello, officers. We're on our way to the ball down the street. We were wondering...
#37
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Thanks, Officer Hot and Officer Hotter.
#38
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No, I screamed because I saw the couple...
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 40
Shh. Yes, and I personally called the RSVP number. It has to be there.
#40
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...until we get the Caroline Channing situation under control.
#41
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I knew that was gonna happen.
#42
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- Man, it's hot. - You're a waiter, not a weatherman.
#44
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And by then, the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and Tic Tacs.
#46
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Yeah, why?
#48
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Boobs that he can never have now that he's getting married.
#49
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