S1 E11
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Season 1  "And the Reality Check"  1x11

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 05, 2011

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job in order to get him lodging for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for "Real Housewives of TriBeCa".

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 1
I'm not implying it, I'm saying it outright.
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The only Grand Tetons Chestnut trusts are mine.
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Max, it's not gonna snow. I know snow.
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Swiss Miss, wanna have a conversation about cold climes...
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Same reason I wear two condoms. In case one breaks.
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It's the Hefty 2011 Winter Collection.
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I know their names. Day James, Night James and Black James.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 10
No, it said, "Sorry I took your roof. Hang in there."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 11
...with a chopstick in your mouth tapping, "I thought that would work."
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...are gonna sit down and come up with a more realistic home for J. Edgar Hoofer.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 13
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...and I have made it to the final round of casting for Real Housewives of TriBeCa.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 16
Yeah. Because she started at zero.
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As soon as we were approached about the show...
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I know a homeless horse with gender identity issues.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 19
- My friend Caroline Channing-- - How do you know Caroline Channing?
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Max, look at me. Look at me in the eyes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 23
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You're not the only one with old money. Had a dollar in my jeans for three weeks.
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- She got rid of it? - Look, pets are not my thing. Okay?
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I'm sorry, you're right. I should be more positive. One of my cups is half full.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 27
He's a maniac, maniac, on all fours.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 29
Interesting list.
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He was trying to get in, like people.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 31
You're telling me to get a reality check about Chestnut, but you need one too.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 32
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You want me to fake it again, buy me dinner and call me pretty.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 34
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Well, here he is. And as we discussed, Chestnut is a champion jumper.
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Come on, let's cut to the chase. He's nice, brown, he looks sick in leggings.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 37
Whoa. I'm just saying, he's seen better days.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 38
Wow, show business is rough.
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If my film guy comes in here, he's gonna pick that beauty over this one.
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You know, maybe next time, before you let someone ride 5 miles...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 41
Yeah. And I'm not impressed by your big star pony over there.
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She's using the Caroline Freak Show to get herself on another freak show.
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- You always have those with you? - Yes, I'm from Manhattan.
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[SIGHS]
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Peach, I Wanna thank you for inviting me into your beautiful home...
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...who, in light of her recent very difficult, difficult, financial troubles...
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The only Grand Tetons Chestnut trusts are mine.
#2
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Max, it's not gonna snow. I know snow.
#3
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Swiss Miss, wanna have a conversation about cold climes...
#4
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Same reason I wear two condoms. In case one breaks.
#5
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It's the Hefty 2011 Winter Collection.
#7
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I know their names. Day James, Night James and Black James.
#9
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No, it said, "Sorry I took your roof. Hang in there."
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 11
...with a chopstick in your mouth tapping, "I thought that would work."
#11
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...are gonna sit down and come up with a more realistic home for J. Edgar Hoofer.
#12
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...and I have made it to the final round of casting for Real Housewives of TriBeCa.
#14
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Yeah. Because she started at zero.
#16
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As soon as we were approached about the show...
#17
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I know a homeless horse with gender identity issues.
#18
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- My friend Caroline Channing-- - How do you know Caroline Channing?
#19
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Max, look at me. Look at me in the eyes.
#22
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You're not the only one with old money. Had a dollar in my jeans for three weeks.
#24
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- She got rid of it? - Look, pets are not my thing. Okay?
#25
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I'm sorry, you're right. I should be more positive. One of my cups is half full.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 27
He's a maniac, maniac, on all fours.
#27
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Interesting list.
#29
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He was trying to get in, like people.
#30
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You're telling me to get a reality check about Chestnut, but you need one too.
#31
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You want me to fake it again, buy me dinner and call me pretty.
#33
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Well, here he is. And as we discussed, Chestnut is a champion jumper.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 36
Come on, let's cut to the chase. He's nice, brown, he looks sick in leggings.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 37
Whoa. I'm just saying, he's seen better days.
#37
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Wow, show business is rough.
#38
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If my film guy comes in here, he's gonna pick that beauty over this one.
#39
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You know, maybe next time, before you let someone ride 5 miles...
#40
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Yeah. And I'm not impressed by your big star pony over there.
#41
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She's using the Caroline Freak Show to get herself on another freak show.
#44
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- You always have those with you? - Yes, I'm from Manhattan.
#45
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[SIGHS]
#46
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Peach, I Wanna thank you for inviting me into your beautiful home...
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 48
...who, in light of her recent very difficult, difficult, financial troubles...
#48
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