S1 E21
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Season 1  "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"  1x21

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 16, 2012

After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 1
I'm kinda off my meal now.
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Ladies, I don't care which, I just wanna get these taxes
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 3
The job was washing his balls.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 4
Why don't you sign this now, and I'll save you what I can
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 5
by those pissed off ladies with emphysema.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 6
That way when we're two billionaire bitches
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 7
I've been collecting names of good doctors since I was 11,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 8
Cripes! What more do I have to do,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 9
It's symptomatic. Here, look at my purse.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 10
Just look at it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 11
I don't want the government to swoop in
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 12
Okay, okay! Starting now.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 13
[Wild cheers and applause]
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 14
down at the Polish club.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 15
Oh, then don't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 16
On the floor of a sandwich shop in the subway.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 17
I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 18
Of course, he does have a giant penis.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 19
Well, then you have to tell him
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 21
Again, senorita, not a write-off.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 22
Not there, that's Earl's tax return.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 23
$8 to the state, 15 in federal income,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 24
and then I sit down with a 1040 and my W-2s,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 25
Careful now!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 26
Wait, you're gonna spend like $100
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 27
didn't keep you up all night.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 28
- Want to join? - Hell, yeah!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 29
into the hands of a hipster tax place
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 30
And I'm acquainted with your attitude.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 31
Well, let's get started!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 32
- Like condoms and stuff? - I guess.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 33
I bought some of those curly light bulbs once.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 34
Excuse me, tax bro.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 35
I'll just spend this money on pot.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 36
You're right. Good idea.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 37
You threw out a 75-year-old man's tax return?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 38
No, seriously, what are we gonna do?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 39
If I go in there, I will literally be white trash.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 40
There's food everywhere.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 41
My hands are touching a dumpster.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 42
I wanted to scream, but it wouldn't come out.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 43
That's the one I couldn't get out before.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 44
I hate it in here. I wanna die.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 45
to dry ourselves off after a shower.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 46
How about more real garbage, less Caroline garbage?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 47
Yes! This is all your fault.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 48
and I wouldn't be standing in a dumpster.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 49
Red bulls? Red bulls? Are those our red bulls?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 50
Everyone trying to get their taxes filed by midnight.

Or scroll and see one by one:

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Ladies, I don't care which, I just wanna get these taxes
#2
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The job was washing his balls.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 4
Why don't you sign this now, and I'll save you what I can
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 5
by those pissed off ladies with emphysema.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 6
That way when we're two billionaire bitches
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 7
I've been collecting names of good doctors since I was 11,
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 8
Cripes! What more do I have to do,
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 9
It's symptomatic. Here, look at my purse.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 10
Just look at it.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 11
I don't want the government to swoop in
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 12
Okay, okay! Starting now.
#12
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[Wild cheers and applause]
#13
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down at the Polish club.
#14
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Oh, then don't.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 16
On the floor of a sandwich shop in the subway.
#16
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I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift.
#17
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Of course, he does have a giant penis.
#18
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Well, then you have to tell him
#19
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Again, senorita, not a write-off.
#21
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Not there, that's Earl's tax return.
#22
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$8 to the state, 15 in federal income,
#23
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and then I sit down with a 1040 and my W-2s,
#24
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Careful now!
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 26
Wait, you're gonna spend like $100
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 27
didn't keep you up all night.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 28
- Want to join? - Hell, yeah!
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 29
into the hands of a hipster tax place
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 30
And I'm acquainted with your attitude.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 31
Well, let's get started!
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 32
- Like condoms and stuff? - I guess.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 33
I bought some of those curly light bulbs once.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 34
Excuse me, tax bro.
#34
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I'll just spend this money on pot.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 36
You're right. Good idea.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 37
You threw out a 75-year-old man's tax return?
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 38
No, seriously, what are we gonna do?
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 39
If I go in there, I will literally be white trash.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 40
There's food everywhere.
#40
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My hands are touching a dumpster.
#41
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I wanted to scream, but it wouldn't come out.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 43
That's the one I couldn't get out before.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 44
I hate it in here. I wanna die.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 45
to dry ourselves off after a shower.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 46
How about more real garbage, less Caroline garbage?
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 47
Yes! This is all your fault.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 48
and I wouldn't be standing in a dumpster.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 49
Red bulls? Red bulls? Are those our red bulls?
#49
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Everyone trying to get their taxes filed by midnight.
#50