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Season 1  "And the Break-up Scene"  1x2

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 26, 2011

Max gets upset when Caroline keeps meddling in her business, but the situation only gets worse when Caroline steals Max's break-up scene.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
When in doubt, I'm always mocking you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
to help you through your breakup with Robbie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
I was on the couch.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Oh! So none of my business.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
That is one boundary we both don't want crossed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
Not really. The good ones are on my bed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Dear God!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
No need to yell, he's a champion.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Max, I've been thinking about how you completely overreacted
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Maybe you're having a hard time imagining
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
And I'll do the rest till you believe.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
And I'm a cutter.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Can I just lay down here and get a little sleep?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Cool ranch and bacon?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You're so blonde.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Robbie, what are you doing here?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
Which is cool. I like the ladies, too.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Got it, your thing. I'll be quiet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
You're the only woman that I feel this way about.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
If you wanna talk, I'm here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
A pipe broke in the street so the water's off.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
who had this apartment before me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
No. Way.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Tell me it's mud.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
There's no water.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
[screams] Don't touch me!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
This is a job. Not a meet-and-greet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
Hey, Peach.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
Cool, what are their names?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
Still, kids can be cruel.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Oh.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
How does it feel?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
You almost ruined a perfectly happy fake marriage,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
No, don't distract me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
without your chin-up bar and Axe body spray.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
And I think you'd be pleased, I really let him have it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
I know you're upset.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Be right back.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
when you give him back his stuff.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Okay, you wanted a breakup scene?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
I'm a business genius
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
'Cause you're in charge of your own future again.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Are you up?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
I know I moved out, but I came back.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
I have nothing.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
to help you through your breakup with Robbie.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
I was on the couch.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Oh! So none of my business.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
That is one boundary we both don't want crossed.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
Not really. The good ones are on my bed.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Dear God!
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
No need to yell, he's a champion.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Max, I've been thinking about how you completely overreacted
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Maybe you're having a hard time imagining
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
And I'll do the rest till you believe.
#11
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And I'm a cutter.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Can I just lay down here and get a little sleep?
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Cool ranch and bacon?
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You're so blonde.
#16
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Robbie, what are you doing here?
#17
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Which is cool. I like the ladies, too.
#18
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Got it, your thing. I'll be quiet.
#19
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
You're the only woman that I feel this way about.
#21
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If you wanna talk, I'm here.
#22
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A pipe broke in the street so the water's off.
#24
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who had this apartment before me.
#25
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If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going.
#27
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No. Way.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Tell me it's mud.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
There's no water.
#30
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[screams] Don't touch me!
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
This is a job. Not a meet-and-greet.
#32
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Hey, Peach.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
Cool, what are their names?
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
Still, kids can be cruel.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Oh.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
How does it feel?
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
You almost ruined a perfectly happy fake marriage,
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
No, don't distract me.
#39
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without your chin-up bar and Axe body spray.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
And I think you'd be pleased, I really let him have it.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
I know you're upset.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Be right back.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
when you give him back his stuff.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Okay, you wanted a breakup scene?
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
I'm a business genius
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
'Cause you're in charge of your own future again.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Are you up?
#48
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I know I moved out, but I came back.
#49
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I have nothing.
#50