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Season 1  "And the Rich People Problems"  1x4

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 10, 2011

Caroline asks Max to help her break into her former townhouse to retrieve her much-needed night guard.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
You just made it into Oleg's spank bank.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
The technical term for this is "advanced bruxism."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
I choose Susan Boyle popular song
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
We thought you ran away.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
whose nametag said she was happy to help,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Don't look at me. Chestnut bought it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
You know, whenever you're in pain, that is my treat.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
Sushi's lazy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
would have no reason to lie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
Well, that's kinda the way it goes with me and first times.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
No.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
This is an underworld situation.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
and go to a good dentist office?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
I don't want anyone to know I was here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
Come on, let's go over here and see if this man can help me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Hi.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
I have a problem with my teeth migrating.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
Oh! I can do that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
You're gonna want the gas, sweetheart.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
That boy's more stiff
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
Well, I'd need to know what that favor might be.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
I am such an idiot.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
When I was 15, I paid the security system guys extra
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
look up at the stars, and dream.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
It's called "carpet."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
It's lame, but nothing else really nails it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
You're embarrassing me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
It's the Louvre of pooping.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
Do you two need to be left alone?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
Oh, um, I just have to do one more thing before we go.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
but we're together now.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
That's my debutante dance,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
bought Chestnut for me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Wasn't a horse, but it was pretty awesome.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
Well, Estella from 1989 to '96.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Look around. We have nothing in common.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
♪ ever since I was a little girl ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
♪ do do do do do do do ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
Were you crumping for a second?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
Everybody wires the furs, bitch!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
I think you got more stuff than me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
It's not enough we're sitting on the subway in furs...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
Will you calm down? It's just--
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
Giving up everything that you had.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
I'm drunk on black truffle.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
The technical term for this is "advanced bruxism."
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
I choose Susan Boyle popular song
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
We thought you ran away.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
whose nametag said she was happy to help,
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Don't look at me. Chestnut bought it.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
You know, whenever you're in pain, that is my treat.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
Sushi's lazy.
#8
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would have no reason to lie.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
Well, that's kinda the way it goes with me and first times.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
No.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
This is an underworld situation.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
and go to a good dentist office?
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
I don't want anyone to know I was here.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
Come on, let's go over here and see if this man can help me.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Hi.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
I have a problem with my teeth migrating.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
Oh! I can do that.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
You're gonna want the gas, sweetheart.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
That boy's more stiff
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
Well, I'd need to know what that favor might be.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
I am such an idiot.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
When I was 15, I paid the security system guys extra
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
look up at the stars, and dream.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
It's called "carpet."
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
It's lame, but nothing else really nails it.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
You're embarrassing me.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
It's the Louvre of pooping.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
Do you two need to be left alone?
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
Oh, um, I just have to do one more thing before we go.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
but we're together now.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
That's my debutante dance,
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
bought Chestnut for me.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Wasn't a horse, but it was pretty awesome.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
Well, Estella from 1989 to '96.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Look around. We have nothing in common.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
♪ ever since I was a little girl ♪
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
♪ do do do do do do do ♪
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
Were you crumping for a second?
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
Oh, what am I gonna do?
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
Everybody wires the furs, bitch!
#43
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I think you got more stuff than me.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
It's not enough we're sitting on the subway in furs...
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
Will you calm down? It's just--
#47
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Giving up everything that you had.
#49
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I'm drunk on black truffle.
#50