S1 E14
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Season 1  "And the Upstairs Neighbor"  1x14

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 16, 2012

Max and Caroline's new neighbor draws their suspicion.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
What? I'm just trying to put a more positive spin on things.
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- It's weird not to know your neighbors. - It's weird not to know your father.
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No matter what comes out of there, I will not be helloing it up in the hallway.
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- Not at all. One sec. CAROLINE: Hi.
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Music is coming through the floor into my ears.
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And walking. Walking and music. We have to stop this right now.
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...someone will have an Academy Awards party in your living room.
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You're coming in really hot. We're not giving him this.
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Crossing the floor to the door.
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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[POLISH ACCENT] What is meaning of this horrible, horrible note?
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I did.
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Listen, we've obviously gotten off to a bad start.
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That's Max. And I'm Caroline. You are'?
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- Oh, sure. Chocolate or vanilla? - Yes.
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Mm. So good, mm-hm.
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One is dark and heavy and one is light and fluffy.
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Sorry about the note. Can we start ov--?
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Wait, you're gonna fall. I can't believe we have a broom.
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Yeah, one more time, and hard.
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Your legs did snap back over your head pretty quick when she offered it.
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Uh, I forgot. Just so thrown by the swing and the everything.
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...and tell him about the horrible, horrible note. Mm-hm.
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You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
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Maybe her lip gloss wasn't a herpes breeding ground.
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Welcome to Williamsburg Diner. How many in your party?
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...but if she was a book, she'd be the kind that other books pay for sex.
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She threatened to call her "friend" the landlord.
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You don't need to tell them. They'll figure it out eventually.
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No, I, too, want to apologize.
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Thank you so much for inviting us.
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Thank you for sending girl to my apartment yesterday.
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Maybe she can come two times a week.
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My friend Yanni is at the bar.
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You heard the guy. I look like I can...
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I have a heart and soul and dreams and wanna fall in love and have a family.
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If we walk out of here now, we can just keep walking to the homeless shelter.
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...well, she's bad in bed and I have a sourpuss.
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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 2
- It's weird not to know your neighbors. - It's weird not to know your father.
#2
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No matter what comes out of there, I will not be helloing it up in the hallway.
#3
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- Not at all. One sec. CAROLINE: Hi.
#4
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Music is coming through the floor into my ears.
#6
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And walking. Walking and music. We have to stop this right now.
#7
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...someone will have an Academy Awards party in your living room.
#8
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You're coming in really hot. We're not giving him this.
#9
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Crossing the floor to the door.
#11
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
#12
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[POLISH ACCENT] What is meaning of this horrible, horrible note?
#13
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I did.
#14
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Listen, we've obviously gotten off to a bad start.
#15
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That's Max. And I'm Caroline. You are'?
#16
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- Oh, sure. Chocolate or vanilla? - Yes.
#17
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Mm. So good, mm-hm.
#18
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One is dark and heavy and one is light and fluffy.
#19
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Sorry about the note. Can we start ov--?
#20
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Wait, you're gonna fall. I can't believe we have a broom.
#24
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Yeah, one more time, and hard.
#25
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Your legs did snap back over your head pretty quick when she offered it.
#26
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Uh, I forgot. Just so thrown by the swing and the everything.
#28
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...and tell him about the horrible, horrible note. Mm-hm.
#29
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You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
#30
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Maybe her lip gloss wasn't a herpes breeding ground.
#31
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Welcome to Williamsburg Diner. How many in your party?
#32
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...but if she was a book, she'd be the kind that other books pay for sex.
#33
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She threatened to call her "friend" the landlord.
#34
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You don't need to tell them. They'll figure it out eventually.
#35
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No, I, too, want to apologize.
#37
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Thank you so much for inviting us.
#38
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Thank you for sending girl to my apartment yesterday.
#42
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Maybe she can come two times a week.
#43
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My friend Yanni is at the bar.
#44
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You heard the guy. I look like I can...
#45
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I have a heart and soul and dreams and wanna fall in love and have a family.
#46
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If we walk out of here now, we can just keep walking to the homeless shelter.
#47
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...well, she's bad in bed and I have a sourpuss.
#49
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