S1 E16
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Season 1  "And the Broken Hearts"  1x16

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 13, 2012

When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
...I thought I could offer you two girls a ride home in my town car.
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- Oh, no, no, no. We're not coming. - No, we're not coming.
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Go get the coats. I'll get this check.
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- Earl, you're having a heart attack. - I'll be fine. Seen my tangerine?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
On a scale of one to 10, what's your pain?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
We'll be out here, Earl. Everything is gonna be okay.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
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Family members only.
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My last name is Black. See? Max Black.
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He's both. We're from the South.
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Now's my chance. Nurse Chewbacca's on the move.
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: Paging Dr. Bender. Dr. Bender, please.
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Hi. Can we have a minute alone?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 19
Could you find out how much extra for me to get my own room?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 20
But let me guess. "Rainy Day" is a strain of weed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 21
So that old man has to be the only man in America...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 22
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Sir, you're representing the Shecter Family Wing of this hospital.
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CAROLINE: That's amazing.
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No, it's sweet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
Caroline, hey. I'll be right with you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
Tore my heart out, shook it in front of my face.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
- You gave that to me. - No, I didn't. I love that shirt.
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Both of us. But I'm sure you heard that somewhere.
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Shouldn't be a problem.
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Did you see the look on that desk lump's big red face when I pushed you by him?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 33
- Good Lord, is that a Matisse? - I believe so.
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You'll get three single girls waddling over at midnight to cry into some tapioca.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 35
Yes, but matching panties are suffocating the boys.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 36
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Thank God it's you, Han.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 38
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay.
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Look at me.
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Good. And thanks to that VIP room, he feels like a million bucks.
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I wound up loving it too.
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I mean, it's my parents.
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Yes, and the best kind of family. You don't want my money.
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Okay, Dr. Exit.
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And for the record, she is so hopped up on candy hearts...
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...nothing I said should affect that man in the VIP room.
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- Oh, no, no, no. We're not coming. - No, we're not coming.
#5
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Go get the coats. I'll get this check.
#6
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- Earl, you're having a heart attack. - I'll be fine. Seen my tangerine?
#7
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On a scale of one to 10, what's your pain?
#9
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We'll be out here, Earl. Everything is gonna be okay.
#10
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Family members only.
#12
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My last name is Black. See? Max Black.
#13
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He's both. We're from the South.
#14
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Now's my chance. Nurse Chewbacca's on the move.
#15
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: Paging Dr. Bender. Dr. Bender, please.
#16
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Hi. Can we have a minute alone?
#18
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Could you find out how much extra for me to get my own room?
#19
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But let me guess. "Rainy Day" is a strain of weed.
#20
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So that old man has to be the only man in America...
#21
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Sir, you're representing the Shecter Family Wing of this hospital.
#23
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CAROLINE: That's amazing.
#25
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No, it's sweet.
#26
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Caroline, hey. I'll be right with you.
#27
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Tore my heart out, shook it in front of my face.
#28
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- You gave that to me. - No, I didn't. I love that shirt.
#29
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Both of us. But I'm sure you heard that somewhere.
#30
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Shouldn't be a problem.
#31
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Did you see the look on that desk lump's big red face when I pushed you by him?
#32
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- Good Lord, is that a Matisse? - I believe so.
#33
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You'll get three single girls waddling over at midnight to cry into some tapioca.
#34
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Yes, but matching panties are suffocating the boys.
#35
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Thank God it's you, Han.
#37
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Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay.
#38
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Look at me.
#39
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Good. And thanks to that VIP room, he feels like a million bucks.
#40
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I wound up loving it too.
#41
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I mean, it's my parents.
#42
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Yes, and the best kind of family. You don't want my money.
#45
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Okay, Dr. Exit.
#47
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And for the record, she is so hopped up on candy hearts...
#48
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...nothing I said should affect that man in the VIP room.
#49
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