S1 E8
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Season 1  "And Hoarder Culture"  1x8

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 07, 2011

The two take a job cleaning a hoarder's apartment for the extra money; Max learns that Johnny has a secret.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
You're barely a professional waitress.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
I would have ordered you some mexican pain killers.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Thought it was a rapist or something.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
And I have to pee. Can I use your bathroom?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Jumping over the back wall
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
Pull your hair back. It's kind of in your face.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
Do you always look down when you're up that high?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Hey, max, what are you doing tomorrow night after work?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
If the cops come tomorrow,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
have finally led to this-
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
You told me he'd cut off my face
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
That's probably how he'll get rid of your faceless body!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Hello, it's caroline, the professional organizer.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
The only thing I love more than hoarders
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
They should charge admission for this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
It's hard to tell what is what.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
full of doll heads.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
There's a heavy clown presence in this room.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Which papers?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Not that bad?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
It's where I keep my raisins.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
Okay. We'll get to work then.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Happy birthday to me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
out of the prison uniform.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
as always, this time I will ask you to stay.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
If it's after 2:30,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
It's not a date.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
And I always wanted to see a rat with big boobs.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Ooh. Gentleman.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- 'Cause you can't afford it? - Yeah.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
Yeah, that's a crappy time.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I wouldn't kiss ryan gosling with stomach breath.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
Jackpot. This place is a freakin' cat factory.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Those are not my kittens.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
I don't want to think about it!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Why didn't you kiss him?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
So next time you see him, why don't you just kiss him?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
Awesome.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Oh, my god. There's johnny.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Who are you?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
I hate the player as well as the game.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
I'm sorry, but I'm not keeping that up in my head.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
the two cool things I can never be.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Yeah, you must be to come back in here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
You never put your hands on me.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
I would have ordered you some mexican pain killers.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Thought it was a rapist or something.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
And I have to pee. Can I use your bathroom?
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Jumping over the back wall
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
Pull your hair back. It's kind of in your face.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
Do you always look down when you're up that high?
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Hey, max, what are you doing tomorrow night after work?
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
If the cops come tomorrow,
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
have finally led to this-
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11 #11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
You told me he'd cut off my face
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
That's probably how he'll get rid of your faceless body!
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Hello, it's caroline, the professional organizer.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
The only thing I love more than hoarders
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
They should charge admission for this.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
It's hard to tell what is what.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
full of doll heads.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
There's a heavy clown presence in this room.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Which papers?
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Not that bad?
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
It's where I keep my raisins.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
Okay. We'll get to work then.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Happy birthday to me.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
out of the prison uniform.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
as always, this time I will ask you to stay.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
If it's after 2:30,
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
It's not a date.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30 #30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
And I always wanted to see a rat with big boobs.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Ooh. Gentleman.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- 'Cause you can't afford it? - Yeah.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34 #34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
Yeah, that's a crappy time.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I wouldn't kiss ryan gosling with stomach breath.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
Jackpot. This place is a freakin' cat factory.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Those are not my kittens.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
I don't want to think about it!
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Why didn't you kiss him?
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
So next time you see him, why don't you just kiss him?
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
Awesome.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Oh, my god. There's johnny.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Who are you?
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45 #45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
I hate the player as well as the game.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
I'm sorry, but I'm not keeping that up in my head.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
the two cool things I can never be.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Yeah, you must be to come back in here.
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
You never put your hands on me.
#50