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Season 4  "Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia"  4x8

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 16, 2008

A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 1
- You're all out of time, bitch. - Boom.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
Nice, brand-new Blu-Ray DVD player, all hooked up.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
Relax, I drove him around in a circle for a while, okay, so
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5
Easy, we roll him up in a rug.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6
Oh, goddamn it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 7
- He probably did. - That's a good idea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
Look, this really isn't necessary. You don't have to tape me...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Fancy Pants Writer Man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
Okay, look, look. Nobody has to write anything against their will, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
I just don't want to get arrested for kidnapping.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12
I'm sorry I yelled at you, Mr. Corman.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
and now two heavy coats? I mean,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
We are pretty damn good at this. We're learning.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16
Now, back to the cooler conversation that we were having earlier.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
Like this pool cue. Here we go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
No, that's too small.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19
Just please get me out of this bathroom before I vomit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
- Oh, really? What's this? - Charlie, don't.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21
Well, now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
We'll both do it. That way it's equally weird for both of us.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
Can I bring something up?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
Well, there was this a slight mix-up with the apartments.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
- It's a classic mistake. - I'm sorry...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26
Let's go talk to Corman. He's writing that new review.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
Listen, we wanted to come in and just let you know we're sorry
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
There he goes again.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
Um, also, do you want me to bring you some lipstick with that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31
Uh, you want to fire a couple questions my way?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
What do you want me to say?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
'cause I feel like that's what writers should drink.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34
calls other people white trash to make himself not feel so faggy".
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35
It's, uh, pretty heavy on the kidnapping aspect.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36
You know, a piece of me wants to chalk this whole
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
Charlie, I've never been more serious about anything in my entire life.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38
I can't have a dead cat's blood on my hands, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
- Oh, no! - Shit, dude! Shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
Learn how to kick. Take one karate class
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
Let's not talk about how it happened, okay? It just happened.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
Jesus Christ, oh, this is bad. This is bad, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
we put them in their beds, you know?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
Corman's not gonna go for that. He's, like, made of stone or something.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47
All right, let's go talk to Corman.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
if you are willing to step up, do the right thing and
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
- Fine. Whatever it takes. - I can't believe you guys
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
Okay, Mr. Corman, why don't you just go ahead and sign this.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
Nice, brand-new Blu-Ray DVD player, all hooked up.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
Relax, I drove him around in a circle for a while, okay, so
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5
Easy, we roll him up in a rug.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6
Oh, goddamn it.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 7
- He probably did. - That's a good idea.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
Look, this really isn't necessary. You don't have to tape me...
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Fancy Pants Writer Man.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
Okay, look, look. Nobody has to write anything against their will, okay?
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
I just don't want to get arrested for kidnapping.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12
I'm sorry I yelled at you, Mr. Corman.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
and now two heavy coats? I mean,
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
We are pretty damn good at this. We're learning.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15 #15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16
Now, back to the cooler conversation that we were having earlier.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
Like this pool cue. Here we go.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
No, that's too small.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19
Just please get me out of this bathroom before I vomit.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
- Oh, really? What's this? - Charlie, don't.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21
Well, now that wasn't so hard, was it?
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
We'll both do it. That way it's equally weird for both of us.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
Can I bring something up?
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
Well, there was this a slight mix-up with the apartments.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
- It's a classic mistake. - I'm sorry...
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26
Let's go talk to Corman. He's writing that new review.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
Listen, we wanted to come in and just let you know we're sorry
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
There he goes again.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
Um, also, do you want me to bring you some lipstick with that?
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31
Uh, you want to fire a couple questions my way?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
What do you want me to say?
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
'cause I feel like that's what writers should drink.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34
calls other people white trash to make himself not feel so faggy".
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35
It's, uh, pretty heavy on the kidnapping aspect.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36
You know, a piece of me wants to chalk this whole
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
Charlie, I've never been more serious about anything in my entire life.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38
I can't have a dead cat's blood on my hands, man.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
- Oh, no! - Shit, dude! Shit!
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
Learn how to kick. Take one karate class
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41 #41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
Let's not talk about how it happened, okay? It just happened.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
Jesus Christ, oh, this is bad. This is bad, man.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
we put them in their beds, you know?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
Corman's not gonna go for that. He's, like, made of stone or something.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46 #46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47
All right, let's go talk to Corman.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
if you are willing to step up, do the right thing and
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
- Fine. Whatever it takes. - I can't believe you guys
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
Okay, Mr. Corman, why don't you just go ahead and sign this.
#50