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Season 4  "Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life"  4x9

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 23, 2008

After discovering Dennis' erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to make some money off of it. Meanwhile, Dee and Charlie decide to spend a day in each other's shoes.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 1
And you never woke up in a rehab facility with the wounds of Christ
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
That's why he needs us.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
Holy shit, man! That's a good idea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
You're going to want to huff a little glue and drink some beer.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Okay, maybe there wouldn't be cats surrounding your building
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
I got to go to sleep.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
I don't know. As much as you did.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
Those aren't real problems, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Plus, it's easy. We just get you into a room with him,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
No, I think a couple of severe burns
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Now I think we should just probably leave the body right here, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18
Do you come here every night? Every night, huh? This is great.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19
Let's hope she's got some new jokes this time.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
that everybody's wearing in their ears, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
That's good.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Why in God's name are you still trying to be an actor?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
I always wonder, like, "What is cheese? Where does it come...?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Yo, punk, wake up, punk.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
That's Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
look, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here, I'm in a lot of pain.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Yeah, he owns the Philadelphia Soul, the arena football team.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
Well, I already got a bald-cap guy and everything.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Relax.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
Well, that is a very generous offer, but, uh,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Ma'am, I am dying of very terminal cancer,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
I got it. We're talking about cancer.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
- I told you... - I asked a lot of people.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
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I'm in rehab, goddammit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
Will you please shut up?!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Well, how am I supposed to use it now? 'Cause you... jerk.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
It's not that tough to be you, Frank.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
'Dude, your balls totally rule'".
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
Think you Jesus? You think you Jesus?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Let's get up out of here, man. Get that, we're gonna read some smut.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
Well, I'll tell you why I come to the fountain, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
You don't pooled it of better than anyone.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
and come back, and pissed in the fountain.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
- Charlie and Dee! Dee! - Hey!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Time out. Did you see where I pissed in the fountain?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
And then Rob Thomas, the lead singer of Matchbox 20, was there too.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
That's why he needs us.
#2
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Holy shit, man! That's a good idea.
#3
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You're going to want to huff a little glue and drink some beer.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Okay, maybe there wouldn't be cats surrounding your building
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
I got to go to sleep.
#7
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I don't know. As much as you did.
#12
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Those aren't real problems, Charlie.
#13
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Plus, it's easy. We just get you into a room with him,
#15
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No, I think a couple of severe burns
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Now I think we should just probably leave the body right here, right?
#17
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Do you come here every night? Every night, huh? This is great.
#18
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Let's hope she's got some new jokes this time.
#19
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that everybody's wearing in their ears, right?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
That's good.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Why in God's name are you still trying to be an actor?
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
I always wonder, like, "What is cheese? Where does it come...?
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Yo, punk, wake up, punk.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
That's Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
look, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here, I'm in a lot of pain.
#26
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Yeah, he owns the Philadelphia Soul, the arena football team.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
Well, I already got a bald-cap guy and everything.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Relax.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
Well, that is a very generous offer, but, uh,
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Ma'am, I am dying of very terminal cancer,
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
I got it. We're talking about cancer.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
- I told you... - I asked a lot of people.
#35
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I'm in rehab, goddammit!
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
Will you please shut up?!
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Well, how am I supposed to use it now? 'Cause you... jerk.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
It's not that tough to be you, Frank.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
'Dude, your balls totally rule'".
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
Think you Jesus? You think you Jesus?
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Let's get up out of here, man. Get that, we're gonna read some smut.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
Well, I'll tell you why I come to the fountain, Charlie.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
You don't pooled it of better than anyone.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
and come back, and pissed in the fountain.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
- Charlie and Dee! Dee! - Hey!
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Time out. Did you see where I pissed in the fountain?
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
And then Rob Thomas, the lead singer of Matchbox 20, was there too.
#50