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Season 4  "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest"  4x3

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 25, 2008

Due to the gang's latest "business expenses," Paddy's is in dire need of money. Frank buys a billboard to advertise the bar, but Dee decides to create a viral video to post on YouTube for promotion. Charlie quickly joins her, leaving Frank and Mac to hold a contest for some hot models to feature on the billboard. Naturally, Dennis joins the competition to prove his worth.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
You can help me out, Charlie, but we're not going to put Green
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
- We're talking billboard ideas. - Don't waste your time.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
but if we put some hot beefcake up there, maybe it will attract more chicks.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
- I'm ugly? - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Frank, you disgust me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Good morning, Philadelphia!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
- that's a great character. - No, That's like a bad
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
You ready?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
- slips and she's, like...? - Why did you do that, Charlie?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Nope. Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
- Goddamn! - That is funny.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
Dennis Reynolds, 40 feet tall and shirtless.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
Take your shirt off.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
All right, this is messy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
And I think that'll come in handy in this situation.
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
I go up, I talk, you come in with the volleyball, you hit him
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
I'm horrified that he's even here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
So youse a big man, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
to compete in Paddy's first Next Top Billboard Model contest.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
We don't need you people. Everybody else.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
Do you want to let him in?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Okay, the first competion is the underwear competion.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
Come on. Green Man's what makes this thing work.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
This is all like a bad frame and stuff.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
And I just had a little bit too much ice cream.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Yeah, dude, eventually, I got to settle down, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
- I can have my own competition. - Awesome.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Today's theme is barnyard.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
It is shit. This is a barnyard.
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She on runway and do a drag queen in nails.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
Your hands are in your pockets 'cause they're itchy?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
I almost didn't recognize you in that getup, but I recognize
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
In other news, it seems like I have a rash in a place where
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
80,000 hits, Dee. That's huge!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
You know what it's like for Chocolate Rain
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
Well, you got a great look, no denying that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
That's written down now. That's like a contract.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Rochelle, Rochelle, Rochelle. Thank you for coming in.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
I feel like there's vibing happening right now.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
- Okay. - That's okay. 50%.
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I've never been turned on by a jaguar before.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
You can't make a mule sexy.
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
You know what, man? Screw this. I'm outta here.
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I had an audition, and I didn't get the part, which is really, really strange for me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Don't bust my balls. This is great exposure for me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
I can buy myself a billboard, get myself out there and show the

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
- We're talking billboard ideas. - Don't waste your time.
#2
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but if we put some hot beefcake up there, maybe it will attract more chicks.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
- I'm ugly? - Yeah.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Frank, you disgust me.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Good morning, Philadelphia!
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
- that's a great character. - No, That's like a bad
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
You ready?
#8
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- slips and she's, like...? - Why did you do that, Charlie?
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Nope. Okay.
#10
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- Goddamn! - That is funny.
#11
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Dennis Reynolds, 40 feet tall and shirtless.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
Take your shirt off.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
All right, this is messy.
#14
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And I think that'll come in handy in this situation.
#15
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I go up, I talk, you come in with the volleyball, you hit him
#17
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I'm horrified that he's even here.
#18
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So youse a big man, right?
#19
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to compete in Paddy's first Next Top Billboard Model contest.
#21
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We don't need you people. Everybody else.
#22
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Do you want to let him in?
#24
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Okay, the first competion is the underwear competion.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
Come on. Green Man's what makes this thing work.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
This is all like a bad frame and stuff.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
And I just had a little bit too much ice cream.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Yeah, dude, eventually, I got to settle down, right?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
- I can have my own competition. - Awesome.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Today's theme is barnyard.
#31
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It is shit. This is a barnyard.
#32
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She on runway and do a drag queen in nails.
#33
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Your hands are in your pockets 'cause they're itchy?
#34
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I almost didn't recognize you in that getup, but I recognize
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
In other news, it seems like I have a rash in a place where
#36
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80,000 hits, Dee. That's huge!
#37
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You know what it's like for Chocolate Rain
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
Well, you got a great look, no denying that.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
That's written down now. That's like a contract.
#40
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Rochelle, Rochelle, Rochelle. Thank you for coming in.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
I feel like there's vibing happening right now.
#42
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- Okay. - That's okay. 50%.
#43
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I've never been turned on by a jaguar before.
#44
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You can't make a mule sexy.
#45
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You know what, man? Screw this. I'm outta here.
#47
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I had an audition, and I didn't get the part, which is really, really strange for me.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Don't bust my balls. This is great exposure for me.
#49
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I can buy myself a billboard, get myself out there and show the
#50