S2 E7
Status
Ended
Network
ABC (US)
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Season 2  "Chirp"  2x7

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 03, 2010

Claire and Haley are stuck at home sick. Gloria and Manny's surprise visit at work causes a headaches for Jay. Cameron is swept up by all the lights and cameras when he goes behind Mitchell's back and takes Lily for a commercial.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
You should've heard them laughing at me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
...you have to find a way to express yourself creatively.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
You're right. Man was meant to create. That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
"summer, winter, or fall
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
But then I realized that this is it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
...my choreographer and I want to thank everyone for auditioning.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
By not using you to your full potential.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Okay, boys! Let's do it!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
There is in "Peter Griffin presents The King and I."
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
...and that's, like, 10 people right there.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Get out of here! Go on, get out of here!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I got us a story on the 11:00 news.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
And you! I just plain don't like you!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
They're aliens!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Face it, you're just jealous because people like my ideas better than yours.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
Okay, let's run this scene again.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Someone radiant and sassy...

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
...you have to find a way to express yourself creatively.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal...
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
You're right. Man was meant to create. That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
"summer, winter, or fall
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
#7
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Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Am I supposed to draw the penis?
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
But then I realized that this is it.
#11
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...my choreographer and I want to thank everyone for auditioning.
#14
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- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some.
#17
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The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
#18
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By not using you to your full potential.
#19
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Okay, boys! Let's do it!
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
There is in "Peter Griffin presents The King and I."
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
...and that's, like, 10 people right there.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Get out of here! Go on, get out of here!
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I got us a story on the 11:00 news.
#28
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I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
#31
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Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
#34
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This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
And you! I just plain don't like you!
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
They're aliens!
#39
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I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Face it, you're just jealous because people like my ideas better than yours.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
Okay, let's run this scene again.
#47
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It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
#49
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Someone radiant and sassy...
#50