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Season 2  "Bixby's Back"  2x14

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 09, 2011

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year's Valentine's Day. Jay's surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted. A secret admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

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But today is not that day.
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- This is... - No. Phil. Phil. Phil. Don't hang up.
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and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes. You think you can you manage that?
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Um, actually, Claire, something's come up. So...
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I'll slip the guy a few bucks.
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This is 50 bucks. Do not give us a table.
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So, my boyfriend, David, blows me off on the most romantic night of the year - to study!
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David never sent me a jar of his own tears.
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I am not here.
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Wait. Before you start playing these games, let me ask you one simple question...
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Let me just say my piece.
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So when you're ready, I'd like to introduce you.
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No. I just came by to pick up my man.
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Oh, aren't you a dear?
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Have I been that obvious?
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So hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have.
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It's me. The - the crush is on me.
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- Appletini? - It was.
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But I have exactly $10 million...
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Or should I say "pretty smart"?
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Surprising, I know. I'm usually pretty good at catching things from women in bars.
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It's not a gift card. Or maybe it is.
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but I'm hungry, I look fantastic, we're staying.
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Well, maybe I should just shut them up.
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Well, w-whose room is this, then?
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Oh, please, do not worry about it.
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Why do I feel like you're hinting at something?
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You just said he didn't.
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and see which one of us he runs to?
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Oh, Cam!
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Why do you treat me like I'm the first?
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Honey.
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- What the hell? - I win!
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You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you.
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Shut up. I win.
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"Mitchell, by now I'm sure Cameron has told you what happened in the elevator. "
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Treasure each other. Sincerely, Broderick.

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- This is... - No. Phil. Phil. Phil. Don't hang up.
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and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes. You think you can you manage that?
#4
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Um, actually, Claire, something's come up. So...
#5
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I'll slip the guy a few bucks.
#7
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This is 50 bucks. Do not give us a table.
#8
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So, my boyfriend, David, blows me off on the most romantic night of the year - to study!
#11
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David never sent me a jar of his own tears.
#12
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I am not here.
#13
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Wait. Before you start playing these games, let me ask you one simple question...
#14
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Let me just say my piece.
#15
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So when you're ready, I'd like to introduce you.
#16
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No. I just came by to pick up my man.
#17
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Oh, aren't you a dear?
#18
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Have I been that obvious?
#19
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So hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have.
#20
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It's me. The - the crush is on me.
#21
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- Appletini? - It was.
#23
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But I have exactly $10 million...
#24
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Or should I say "pretty smart"?
#25
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Surprising, I know. I'm usually pretty good at catching things from women in bars.
#26
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It's not a gift card. Or maybe it is.
#27
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but I'm hungry, I look fantastic, we're staying.
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Well, maybe I should just shut them up.
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Well, w-whose room is this, then?
#36
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Oh, please, do not worry about it.
#37
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Why do I feel like you're hinting at something?
#38
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You just said he didn't.
#39
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and see which one of us he runs to?
#40
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Oh, Cam!
#42
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Why do you treat me like I'm the first?
#43
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Honey.
#45
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- What the hell? - I win!
#46
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You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you.
#47
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Shut up. I win.
#48
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"Mitchell, by now I'm sure Cameron has told you what happened in the elevator. "
#49
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Treasure each other. Sincerely, Broderick.
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