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Season 2  "Strangers on a Treadmill"  2x4

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 13, 2010

Claire tries to convince Phil that his realtors' banquet speech is unfunny. Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Jay and Gloria go to a quinceaƱera hosted by one of his employees. Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 1
Peter, you've been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now.
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- Bend down, Mother. - Yes, honey?
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I will not be forgetting... those outrages.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
God, I flew across the Atlantic by myself. I'm a national treasure, for God's sake.
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What about Amelia? She saw everything.
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- Is everything OK? - Yeah, I just... I couldn't sleep.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Remember, to help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
It looks like someone already tried to clean it up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
- Huh. See, we're Catholic, so... - Then you want You're a Naughty Child
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Those look like our sheets and our quilt.
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- It'll help me relax. - OK, buddy.
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before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
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Look, I... I really don't even know why I'm here. The urologist said I was fine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
It's just that... I...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
Now look at me. Middle-aged, alone and peeing in supermarkets.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
Our next dedication goes out to Tony from Kim.
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I think you're in pain.
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Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
Hey, Lois, I...
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Whoa, hang on. I gave you one of the ones with silverware in it.
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- Oh, my God! Are you Stephen King? - No, I'm Dean Koontz.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
Being out in the world, feeling my power-and no accidents.
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Hey!
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but maybe we should consider... crating.
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Not so mighty now, are you, Catwoman?
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Meow!
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- All that running water. That's gotta be it! - Mm-hm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 41
Me and Lois? That's sick.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
Don't get antsy. I got three minutes left.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
He, uh... thinks I'm in love.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
- Sir, I need a decision. - Uh, uh...
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Thanks, Peter. I'm gonna go find out how she feels.
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- Come sit with me. - Oh, OK.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
And now Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.
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- Your tail keeps hitting me. - If it's bothering you, I can stop.
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Mm.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
- Bend down, Mother. - Yes, honey?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
I will not be forgetting... those outrages.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
God, I flew across the Atlantic by myself. I'm a national treasure, for God's sake.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
What about Amelia? She saw everything.
#5
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- Is everything OK? - Yeah, I just... I couldn't sleep.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Remember, to help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
It looks like someone already tried to clean it up.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
- Huh. See, we're Catholic, so... - Then you want You're a Naughty Child
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Those look like our sheets and our quilt.
#11
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- It'll help me relax. - OK, buddy.
#13
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before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
#17
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Look, I... I really don't even know why I'm here. The urologist said I was fine.
#18
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It's just that... I...
#19
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Now look at me. Middle-aged, alone and peeing in supermarkets.
#20
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Our next dedication goes out to Tony from Kim.
#21
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I think you're in pain.
#24
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Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
#25
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Hey, Lois, I...
#27
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Whoa, hang on. I gave you one of the ones with silverware in it.
#30
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- Oh, my God! Are you Stephen King? - No, I'm Dean Koontz.
#31
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Being out in the world, feeling my power-and no accidents.
#32
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Hey!
#33
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but maybe we should consider... crating.
#35
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Not so mighty now, are you, Catwoman?
#38
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Meow!
#39
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- All that running water. That's gotta be it! - Mm-hm.
#40
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Me and Lois? That's sick.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
Don't get antsy. I got three minutes left.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
He, uh... thinks I'm in love.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
- Sir, I need a decision. - Uh, uh...
#44
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Thanks, Peter. I'm gonna go find out how she feels.
#45
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- Come sit with me. - Oh, OK.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
And now Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
#47
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and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.
#48
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- Your tail keeps hitting me. - If it's bothering you, I can stop.
#49
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Mm.
#50